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RHP User
13 years ago
We've missed you.Ya bored one young one - what no luck finding any squirting cougars??SUPERFOXPS- NICE PROFILE PIC - That's much better.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm glad you listened to Ms_D. Much better profile pic. Now, what else would you like us to do? Are you now looking for us to entertain you because you are bored? If so, I'll just go and dust off my tap shoes ....
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RHP User
13 years ago
!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Now just find something useful to say!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Harsh but fair :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get into a really weird yoga position and masturbate. You can even try and break personal bests... how long can you hold the pose, etc.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The moment anyone says "I'm bored" I automatically assume they must be boring as batshit and are not capable of a) holding a conversation b) entertaining themselves and c) are probably a little lazy. I never get bored....restless sometimes but not bored. You've fixed up your profile pic and your previous posts were rather entertaining for the rest of us....now to work on your personality!
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RHP User
13 years ago
put things in perspective Scottie.The young man with a disability who died in the Gympie floods was someone I knew well.A similar age to you,he was 27,he had cerebral palsy but refused to let that get in his way of having an awesome life.He went quad bike riding with his mates and loved nothing more than to go to the pub and chat up young women. He wrote songs and loved to sing karaoke,he was a bit of a legend really. So don't be bored Scottie grab life with everything you have,have a great life,be happy.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sometimes boredom can be a good thing. It's what makes you more creative. It can help you become more self-sufficient in your choice of entertainment. Boredom can be a good thing, it can influence you to do something productive or achieve something grand. Just don't become lazy and bored, then you will never achieve anything.
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RHP User
13 years ago
This is the third thread you've started and then mysteriously vanished from. Are you just dipping your toe in to test the temperature and found it either too hot or too cold? I hope our sarcasm, wit and sometimes prickly responses haven't turned you off. We are just amusing ourselves (although i can really only speak for myself and i am amused by most mundane things). Please come back and tell us what you did to alleviate your boredom. ;-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
...if you're bored, go do something. Then you won't be bored anymore.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you think Scott found a squirting cougar and now he's bored?? Did quite tickle his fancy and now he wants more?? Greedy little cheeky devil isn't he....LOL - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe this is his. Cyberforumvanishingactism. Good for him. All he needs is a MacBook and an invisibility cloak ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm Saskia. *cringe* Sorry couldn't resist the 'Dad joke'... But I did learn pretty quickly not to tell Dad I was bored ever again.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hello Question Mark, I'm a straight Exclaimation Mark looking for an interrobang. MSG ME PLZ
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On_Safari
13 years ago
Sorry, it was soooo obvious! Allo allo man cub, what's shakin?
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RHP User
13 years ago
What's the water like Dad?Wet!Der...
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RHP User
13 years ago
...about a few of the women here that just adore boring young men.Give it about a week and you'll be fine......no wonder you couldn't sit down long enough to type.
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On_Safari
13 years ago
That's not fair!! I don't discriminate I like boring older men too....lol. Correction though I don't adore young Scotti Muir, just wanting to see if he lost his virginity yet. I'm nosy like that 😳
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RHP User
13 years ago
I tell them to "go clean your room then!" So off you go :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
...I've never hunted cougars with a garden hose and especially any of them that are members of that band 'The Silicone Sisters' singing a tune about the strap-on Purple Peril called 'Bend Over Boys'. They're even more dangerous when they hunt the cubs in teams and invite one to a Boring Bar-b-que as the guest of honour...laughing and raising their glasses in a toast to passage ritual of a cub spit-roast. As the saying goes...'Age and lechery beat youthful exuberance every time'.
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On_Safari
13 years ago
How very diabolical of you..... My lion used to say something similar about not needing to "prance around loudly proclaiming his prowess and wasting his energy when a truly seasoned male knows he can achieve his objective through stealth, cunning and dare I say; trickiness.". You and he would no doubt have had many a good laugh together once you'd sated your appetites with your Lioness's. 👼 I do so love dirty crafty older men!!!! Haha
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GezWouldGo
13 years ago
Well we can fix that laddie. Did you know there were different sorts of Cougars to hunt? Well pull up a pew and and let me tell ....You'll remember me telling you how we followed the Cougar from her native sub tropics as she searched for new hunting grounds, well we hadn't been long on the spoor when we came across a different set of tracks, cutting away to the south. Bigger, stronger and surprisingly agile under her brightly coloured mane and vivid face markings she was a magnificent beast. She was the Feral Cougar.We tracked her hard, day and night, until she settled on the fringes of the great southern city, where we got an insight into this curious cat.Feral Cougars can often be seen travelling with their brood, these pesky critters can be as dangerous as the adults so always approach with caution. A pocketful of trinkets often smooths things over.More nostalgic than her domestic cousin, she pines for the eighties, so a pair of black stretch denims and a Kiss T and you'll be well on the way to enjoying her bountiful charms.The Feral Cougar is always impressed by some mechanical knowledge, lest the Kingswood or Victa turns up its toes, and some have even been known to adorn their lair with parts in various stages of repair to lure their prey.A word of warning though, have your escape plan well drilled, or you might find yourself playing daddy to half a dozen shitty little prats ..... just like you Scotti !Good luck buddy. Happy hunting.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Pmsl...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok ok...I give in. Come to mumma... Seeing no one else will.. I'll put my hand up.. YES I'll be your cougar. I'll squirt... One condition.....you wear snorkel hear, fins, yellow raincoat and never say you're bored again. ;-) Squirting SuperFox :-) :-) :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Funny as ;-) Cougar in a Kingswood...LOL- Posted from rhpmobile
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GezWouldGo
13 years ago
The Fox is gonna take a hit for the team. Well played girl.Just remember to burp him after every drink.
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RHP User
13 years ago
PWG,I think Scottie took your advice.Last night I heard a scratching at my door and a slight mewling sound.When eventually I opened the door I saw that the next door neighbours light was on.There was a shadow on her blind,I am sure that the spiky hair and small goatee that I discerned was indeed young Scottie. Oh dear I fear the worst,Scottie may never return south again.By following your original instructions PWG he has encountered his preferred prey,the Northern Cougar. In her native habitat she is a dangerous beast indeed and has been known to hunt the hunters, devouring them whole when she captures them.By walking into her lair, Scottie made it all too easy for her. But the good news is,Scottie will never be bored again.
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GezWouldGo
13 years ago
Is that your neighbour is of the Northern variety, and not the dreaded Feral !
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On_Safari
13 years ago
....or devoured 😄
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RHP User
13 years ago
...may be a bit of an understatement, I'm now sure the lad knows the meaning of the one-liner?'I love the smell of Napalm in the morning'.Eventually the foliage will come back...just don't look for flowers any time soon.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I couldn't seem to find the forum that's why I kept starting new ones but I found this one so crisis everted Everyone seems to have lots to say in the way of criticing me and paying out on me but very few if you have given me any sort of sound advice except the picture thing. Other then super fox have I tickled any other cougars fancy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm tickled PINK - you're alive..... ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
but you do give me a good giggle. :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
I'm glad to oblige 😘- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Scottie or did you find a cougar den?....we wanna know.
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