RHP

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Anal

April 12 2018

I get turned on Fucking my ass with my butt plug n dildo in front of the mirror so I can watch myself and record videos - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I like to sit in the bath, turn on the shower and pretend I'm in a submarine that's just been hit.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Wow 😳 sounds like fun. You like being watched also ? Do you like dp also ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I’m sure this will have your “inbox” overflowing..... Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...Ben & Jerry's Chunky Monkey ice cream. Not the same....is it? ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    This thread has been brought to you by "Holy crap look how many views and messages I am receiving". - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sex. Oh. And skiing and I’m yet to figure out which one tops my list. Oh, then there’s my bike fetish, I think it’s unhealthy Good for you I say!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If you need a cameraman for some better angles Ruby, or perhaps I could act as a human chair if you need one

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    8 years ago

    The invisible man seems to never make an appearance

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is that like the sound of one hand wanking err I mean clapping. Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    I like Harrys, Sticky Date pudding icecream. 😇 You can even watch me eat it if you like. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    After reading your profile Ruby, I know why you're so "chilled". I guess nothing beats a good butt fuck, after a b*ng. 😉 ✌ Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    There is sticky date pudding icecream and I didn't know about it????? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    W**d lube, b#ng AND butt plug. Throw in the vibe as a DP as well and you will be flying higher than a kite. The sky is the limit! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Rlee552

    Rlee552

    8 years ago

    ... staring up at the sky thinking wonderful thoughts ... dressed up as a Teletubbie ... while reciting limericks from the 1930s (the 40s were so passé). Actually never done. But it is somewhere on my bucket list. I like this new game.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The angler casts their bait..... and..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Rlee552' ... staring up at the sky thinking wonderful thoughts ... dressed up as a Teletubbie ... while reciting limericks from the 1930s (the 40s were so passé). Actually never done. But it is somewhere on my bucket list. I like this new game. I wanted to see a teletubbie reciting limericks.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Oh yes! Frozen section Woolies and/or if you look in Rubys mirror you might see sticky date and Harry there too. 😉 Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Rlee552 Over the hill and far away, you can touch my Tinky Winky. 😘 Ms Foxy

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Come on, the forums have been a bit dull lately. Let us play - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    8 years ago

    Pussy lurking in one of the pics. Probably wondering when it will get some attention 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I will be more than happy to watch you eat your ice cream... ...off me ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Surely that requires a thread of its own? Here kitty kitty kitty 😽 Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You should pop in to the chat rooms! They have webcam there... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...wriggling my toes in the sands of time. So much for my mark on the Tao. How sticky is your pudding? ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • teachme383

    teachme383

    8 years ago

    I got a smile from the replies to this post, but on a serious note, I also love to fuck my ass with vibrators and dildos too, but I am yet to record any videos of myself doing it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Presumably the b**g is for medicinal purposes, to help with the chronic rectal pain. In all seriousness, does smoking w**d help with anal or is it just a case of enjoying both at the same time? Kind of curious. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Now where is my bong.....there it is behind the mirror - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TinaFemme

    TinaFemme

    8 years ago

    Quoting '300Orgasms' Presumably the b**g is for medicinal purposes, to help with the chronic rectal pain. In all seriousness, does smoking w**d help with anal or is it just a case of enjoying both at the same time? Kind of curious. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • TinaFemme

    TinaFemme

    8 years ago

    Quoting '300Orgasms' Presumably the b**g is for medicinal purposes, to help with the chronic rectal pain. In all seriousness, does smoking w**d help with anal or is it just a case of enjoying both at the same time? Kind of curious. - Posted from rhpmobile It helps relax your muscles everywhere, so being stoned it is much easier to shove things up your ass :P

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Google Foria not available in Oz but you could DIY - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    After taking your advice, I’m now regretting not paying more attention in Chemistry classes, especially around mixing chemical compounds. Foria sounds great. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    It doesn’t sound that hard. Am conducting my own experiments 😛 Google is your friend. There is one you can buy online and get sent here. I’ve used it and it was good, but it could be better. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Keep us posted, EQ. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Will try but maybe slightly controversial topic for some. But you might have to change your name to 400 if you use it 😉Could be dangerous . LOL just realised I read the O in orgasm as another zero. I was thinking 3000 sounds exhausting ... but half your luck. OP sorry for going off track. Back to butt plugs and what not now 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'd forgotten what "those things" were as it's been a long time since the days of my Jaded youth where sex, drugs and rock-n-roll ruled! I just thought the OP was an illiterate and messed up spelling "dong". Get it on, bang a gong....huff my dong! ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    BONG! The noise a bell makes? ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Although would give me massive anxiety when someone starts swiping through my phone's photos...

  • FredAndGinger2

    FredAndGinger2

    8 years ago

    We're very interested in homemade Foria. If anyone can help us to obtain the raw ingredient then please contact us! - Posted from rhpmobile