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Ball Stretching

November 20 2016

Now that the warmer weather is here, my little troopers are getting out a bit more. Personally, I like the loo and feel of a nicely hanging set of balls, and that includes my own. I must admit the lads don't hang that much except in the heat, so I have started doing a bit of Ball Stretching. It's a case of "slowly slowly, hang like Monkey". What I would like to knows whether anyone here has tried it, is currently doing it, or has experience of it also. I have found that whilst doing my daily ball stretching routine that I have had the most amazing and powerful erections, which can be quite distracting and one must concentrate on the matter in hand and not digress ! There are sites out there that are very helpful on this stretching as there are many things to consider, but I can't say that there is a "Ball Stretchers Association" (nor should there be one). So I just wanted to pull it out, so to speak, and see who else has something to say and share on this activity.

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    not judging but are you expecting this to be attractive to women? Another part of porn that's gone wrong in my opinion. Maybe there are women who like saggy dangly balls, but not me, sorry but my 2 cents

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ITM: I never really noticed dangly porn balls - that seems the worst place to have them. At least for regular guys the odd low hanging fruit would be an inconvenience, but we're not fucking all day as if our livelihood depended on it, dangling balls would be like torture for porn guys (I'd have thought) Libertine: There seem to be plenty of ball stretching devices out there, I'm firmly not in that camp though, I like mine up nice and tight - if mine are out like that I know I'm either starting to run a temperature, or its time to blast the air-con. How far are you planning on stretching them?

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    9 years ago

    Each to their own - but not my cup of tea at all. I don't find saggy stretchy balls attractive at all. However good on those that do - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... for men who desire dangly balls would be Scrotox! I was bemused to learn two months ago that Botox has a new application! I never ever thought that dangly balls would be something desirable because they get in the way, no? I have much to learn. LOL! :P If you're opting for Scrotox, make sure you get a good Plastic Surgeon to perform the injections. You wouldn't want any permanent damage to those precious family jewels!

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Reminds me of the sex in the city episode where Samantha hooked up with the older guy and he bent over and his nuts were sagging down to his knees ....... I think let nature take its course. Otherwise if you pre empt nature, could well be knocking on your ankles........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    How nice to receive so many opinions on dangly balls. I'm sure they have been aired before when peoples opinions on the subject have been requested, so not only are they free opinions , but second hand too ! It's very informative for all as to whether you like a hanging ball sack, or prefer the Wether look, but its not the topic. Now I've been around for a few years now and I can tell you that testicles aren't like breasts. Gravity isn't going to pull them down as the years go by. I'm not seeing any old guys walking their plums in a wheelbarrow on National Geographic to prove me wrong. To the curious I_touch_myself2, Why ? It feels good ! It's something that pleases me :-) To S_OnTheLoose, I'm just after a bit of looseness myself, but not looking to have the lads hanging out the boardies ! :-) PurePeony, wouldn't Scrotox just undo my work so far by pulling it all tight and expressionless ? But I might try Butox to give my bum cheeks that extra tightness ! :-) Annie, always with a word to the wise. I'll get some of those sports socks with the little pockets in them :-) Thanks to you all for at least responding to this topic. After all, I did ask if anyone had something to say on the subject.You see, that's one problem with dangly nuts. ……… someone is always going to flick 'em !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just a footnote here, I said "a nicely hanging set of balls". At no point did I mention "baggy" or "saggy". If I had been talking about how a nice pair of boobs sit or jiggle, would there be a torrent of opinions about them being saggy or baggy or swinging like Miss Chokeson-Dix ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Libertine44' Now I've been around for a few years now and I can tell you that testicles aren't like breasts. Gravity isn't going to pull them down as the years go by. I'm not seeing any old guys walking their plums in a wheelbarrow on National Geographic to prove me wrong. I can tell you from personal experience, Libertine, that gravity does indeed make its presence felt on the ball sack as we advance in years, and it's a fact I'm less than enamored with. It may be relevant that my balls are apparently on the larger side (literally, not metaphorically), or so I've been told. I have very little experience with balls, so I can't vouch for the veracity of that, but they're roughly the size of average chickens' eggs if that's any indication. Even so, I don't think I'm the only one with a sack that is increasingly and annoyingly living up to its name.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    You should know us. We will comment on 2 flys going up the wall. And if they may fornicate before they get to the ceiling. So yeah. Take the freebies. No charge....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I dont mind balls that are a tad dangly. Nice to play with, jiggle around and much easier for teabagging. I certainly havent seen anything like the danglers in Bad Grandpa! :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well R_B, I stand corrected regarding the gravity effect. It would appear that good old Aristotle wasn't taking the testicular factor into consideration when he stated that Gravity acts upon all things equally. Perhaps my Partridge eggs are way too light compared to your Hens Ovas. I could have been restricting the hang ability of my boys by all the years of wearing tight jeans. Thanks for your input R_B. A shiny new wheelbarrow and a course of Scrotox coming your way soon :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You are too kind X I would have to be naive to think I could slip under the opinion radar. Now would the male fly have lower hanging fly-balls by the time it reached the ceiling than when it started ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    if you don't want opinions, don't ask don't get grumpy at us , we can be a sensitive lot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    and yes, if you were a woman and started a topic about how you wanted to stretch your boobs to make them hang more I would have replied the same way 'Why?'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Libertine44' Just a footnote here, I said "a nicely hanging set of balls". At no point did I mention "baggy" or "saggy". If I had been talking about how a nice pair of boobs sit or jiggle, would there be a torrent of opinions about them being saggy or baggy or swinging like Miss Chokeson-Dix ? ahh the oft considered question, for time immemorial man has pondered, just what is a "nicely hanging set of balls" - some of us think high and tight is the ideal hang, some prefer to store their balls at a lower altitude (honestly, I don't think the extra O2 saturation will do much good) And for sure, my knight's armour is not painted white, I wouldn't shy away from comments about Mrs Hanglo, who flashes her tits by undoing couple of blouse buttons... at the bottom. None of us are sure how far you want to take this, when you say nice, is it just at the same height as some others might have normally, or so far down a kick in the shin also gets your plums? I'd suggest a fetish forum, it's likely to have more of a response from people who've actually been there and done that and can give you practical advice.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Libertine44' Well R_B, I stand corrected regarding the gravity effect. It would appear that good old Aristotle wasn't taking the testicular factor into consideration when he stated that Gravity acts upon all things equally. Perhaps my Partridge eggs are way too light compared to your Hens Ovas. I could have been restricting the hang ability of my boys by all the years of wearing tight jeans. Thanks for your input R_B. A shiny new wheelbarrow and a course of Scrotox coming your way soon :-) Always happy to correct people on points of minutia. In fact here I go again: It wasn't Aristotle who claimed gravity acted equally on all things, that was Galileo. Aristotle believed matter moved inexorably towards the centre of the universe at a pace dependent upon its nature (i.e. a feather moves more gently than a rock). Of course, resistance was the factor he was missing, not dissimilar to the force exerted on your balls by your tight jeans...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I posted about Ball Stretching, not Ball Breaking !!! Casablanca ? Cafe Americain ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Do go on ... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Are you getting testy about your testes?? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Who wants to teabag their ball bag in the toilet water??? Pass.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Libertine44' I posted about Ball Stretching, not Ball Breaking !!! Casablanca ? Cafe Americain ? The history of physics is big in Morocco this time of year

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    9 years ago

    Op the usual cheeky suspects in your reply leading the charge stirry, Annie and ML. I'm quite surprised you expect to hear only what you want to hear. This is a forum so opinions are dime a dozen, including mine. 😁 I'm not attracted to low hanging balls. I'm so.glad I have not met anyone yet whose balls lie low enough to attract a flicking. Lol. Reminds me too much of childhood parties where pinatas were the highlight of the party. So I'm not your target audience unless you want me hitting your hanging balls with my baseball bat. Lol But keep at it and if that makes you happy, keep it hanging. Best wishes. 👍 ☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' not judging but are you expecting this to be attractive to women? Another part of porn that's gone wrong in my opinion. Maybe there are women who like saggy dangly balls, but not me, sorry but my 2 cents Heya touch that's kinda nice to hear.....I have a very compact package that rarely gets any swing to it, and have always felt a little inferior. The fella up front does OK, it's just the boys in the back. I think Ill just leave them how they are! Let me know if you'd like to critique them

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'downunderwonder' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' not judging but are you expecting this to be attractive to women? Another part of porn that's gone wrong in my opinion. Maybe there are women who like saggy dangly balls, but not me, sorry but my 2 cents Heya touch that's kinda nice to hear.....I have a very compact package that rarely gets any swing to it, and have always felt a little inferior. The fella up front does OK, it's just the boys in the back. I think Ill just leave them how they are! Let me know if you'd like to critique them maybe I just might have to, just to give my final ruling

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'downunderwonder' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' not judging but are you expecting this to be attractive to women? Another part of porn that's gone wrong in my opinion. Maybe there are women who like saggy dangly balls, but not me, sorry but my 2 cents Heya touch that's kinda nice to hear.....I have a very compact package that rarely gets any swing to it, and have always felt a little inferior. The fella up front does OK, it's just the boys in the back. I think Ill just leave them how they are! Let me know if you'd like to critique them maybe I just might have to, just to give my final ruling Should I be sending you a message then?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Did you know your main thumbnail picture isn't visible on the mobile, well I'm currently on my mobile. Strange because it's a clothed pic. Why would it not show. It shows once in your profile. This concerns me because I overlook profiles without a picture. Wonder if people are aware their picture isn't always showing 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Wrecking ball a whole new interpretation eh?? Just bare in mind though OP, Masters are closing down so wheelbarrows are going to be cheap as fuck lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Late to the party... but balloons! I do love balls, the way they go from all relaxed to taut and terrific when they're excited. A bit the opposite of what you're describing here. I have not heard of ball stretching before but I am always open to learning new stuff. and I wonder how many women beside me wish they had balls to have some idea of what you're talking about. In the interest of greater understanding, google being the best place to get various views all the better to reply to you with... further opinions were based on reading from there. Ball stretching could be torturously pleasurable from the very little I've read. Pity I'm not in the position to be tighten those nuts. and I'm sorry not to have read more from people who could give an insight to the the pleasure they experience. Peachy