Breaking news

May 21 2023

In some ground breaking news, the formerly known position 69, will now be called 96. Due to the rising economy, the cost of eating out and has gone up. A higher rate of inflation isn’t bad news for everyone; Rent increases doesn't mean back doors are closed. Ms Foxy 🎤

Comments

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    3 years ago

    I recall my very first 69. My girlfriend of the time said we should try it as it would be fun. I thought “why not” but just as she was lowering herself into my face she farted. She hopped back up and suggested we try it again, but I said no as I didn’t think I’d like going through that another 68 times. 😂

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    3 years ago

    Does that mean our positions also change ? Who's on first ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    3 years ago

    What if a key to the back door is supplied very discreetly ? does that still allow entry ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    3 years ago

    Tonight Australian television loses its virginity

  • Lostyanumber

    Lostyanumber

    3 years ago

    Of course there's the metric equivalent of 69, it's 181.