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Building an arc...

December 02 2017

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Things are oh so wet here in Melbourne right now, and the deluge isn't letting up. It occurred to me that building an arc might be viable (ok, not really, but work with me), and then I started thinking about who/what I'd want on my arc. So, my question is:If you built an arc, and could take two of something, what/who would you take? I'm torn between taking wine and cheese OR 2 bi guys who can't keep their hands off me Decisions, decisions... (I'm really hoping a few of you choose bi guys, so I can bring the wine and cheese - I'll share if you will ) Over to you lot, let's create a story of RHP proportions. *I'm thinking that I'll like this version a lot better than the original :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    2 sets of rechargeable batteries, One to be on charge whilst ones in use!!

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Has great merit, love your forward thinking, u go young lady. Jack of all trades master of none but drop me a invite as and when required. PS I have two eskies 😅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sometimes I guess you'd want 2 with a (potential) difference, so there was a bit of a spark... But other times, I'd probably want 2 endpoints, a radius and a centre point... ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Love this 😁 Has the pool floated away yet, with you still in it, wine in hand, still contemplating preparing for the storm 😂😂 Well not into wine and cheese, I would of course choose 2 tall dark passionate Italian guys, not bi on this occasion, I would want full access to them at all times, with no competition. Hands off girls/guys, they're all mine 😘😘😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    might get a bit hungry 😛 Can someone bring some bacon & eggs?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Fishing rods... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Nice one mate... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    women’s and men’s deodorant , - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    8 years ago

    would you want to build a welder in the middle of a torrential downpour ? Could have nasty consequences... Oh, Oh, sorry... you meant an ark, like Mr Noah. Don't really know if two of anything would really go far. With all the potential sharing to go on, I imagine most items wouldn't last very long (not even I Touch's Italian stallions). Jennifer would have to make sure there that there would be a plentiful supply of guys, otherwise 2 sets of batteries wouldn't go far either. Wine and Cheese, Betty, there would have to be at least 2 truckloads Tall

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    8 years ago

    Are you sure theres any power points in a arc ? S'pose you could always charge the other with the other .. Best you take 2 packs of 50... That should do the trick..?

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    8 years ago

    We will need music...so either a solar powered play thingy, or a couple of muscicians with acoustic instruments (Paul Kelly & John Butler spring to mind...what great story tellers they are).

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "I imagine most items wouldn't last very long (not even I Touch's Italian stallions)" Haha My stallions are like the gift that keeps on giving. They're kind of like consumables, in the sense that I eat them 😜 but they can be recycled. Rinse and repeat 👍 I have no idea what I'm talking about, they're starting to sound like robots 🐒

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Camp shower and porta loo. Cant help it I am a practical kinda girl lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I messed up! It was late, I didn't notice that my autocorrect was doing it's thing, I'm sure we will all survive the tragedy of the typo (S, you're a funny fucker). Moving on... It seems that we are relying on Anti to supply the protein, maybe I should settle for one man and the wine? Jonesy, definitely need music - fabulous idea! If nothing else, it will hide Touch's muffled screams when I lock her below and 'borrow' her Italian friends (with their consent, of course). Jennifer, we have generators for power, you'll be able to charge those babies up Bonefide, the eskies will be good for poolside drinks - love swimming in the rain (did I mention that this is my fantasy arc (sic) so we can have nonsensical stuffs?). Mea, I'll share my wine, and Touch's guys, if you'll allow me to raid your stash? Mr B will have us all smelling good, very thoughtful Tall, no Negative Nellies allowed, get on board or jump ship

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I like your thinking, but this beauty has toilets and showers (just imagined them on board), so feel free to bring two additional items, should you wish

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If I’m only limited to 2 things, I can’t make it. I tend to pack everything including the kitchen sink when I travel anywhere and just trying to think of two things is just creating way too much conflict in my head right now. Can I build my own smaller arc and attach it to yours, with a plank so I can have visitors please?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...to share with two friends? May two life jackets would be a better option until I know who's drivin' the boat?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ...to share with two friends? May two life jackets would be a better option until I know who's drivin' the boat?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Please do! Just know that we are all so going to raid your supplies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Hubby & the Sun... Take that with all twists suggested, bar person, Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ..Being Melbourne, it probably would rain for 40 days and 40 nights....soooo...in the interests of entertainment, Betty, I'd bring Twister...and a stockpile of womens sanitary products. That should make me popular..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Can you bring me a small stash of your home brew? I wont tell anyone... Peachy, welcome aboard

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thanks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sanitary products I no longer need lol room for another few Italians though 😉

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    8 years ago

    I am so going to visit you!!

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Naked swimming sounds cool mate, (I regularly nude up for swim) need floating table to have cheese wine on, music is a must as is sunscreen and hats. I enjoy giving so I'll apply the sunscreen, as requested and required. Mr T has the resupply sorted as his making two large walking floating containers chained out the back. One a fridge other walk in pantry. Young Meander has the lube condoms sorted, color coded and all. Mr B is the entertainment each night after him and I cook the BBQ also Mr B is the bestest bottle opener.😆😆😆 If we are to Raid/borrow from wicca witch who is over on the SS Mighty "B" ark/vessel while she is tasting the wine cheese and Mr B ?  Do we have to wear a pirates eye patch. Or is that over dressing it a bit ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I always bring and cook enough for an army. 😃

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I’d be disappointed if you didn’t visit 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'jayme2' Are you sure theres any power points in a arc ? S'pose you could always charge the other with the other .. Best you take 2 packs of 50... That should do the trick..? Although that would be a problem now in Victoria right now!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'WiccaWitch' If I’m only limited to 2 things, I can’t make it. I tend to pack everything including the kitchen sink when I travel anywhere and just trying to think of two things is just creating way too much conflict in my head right now. Can I build my own smaller arc and attach it to yours, with a plank so I can have visitors please?

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Young Mr Kool is steering as rumor has it he is able to get in or between tight areas. His partner in crim seamenDr Auntie and is late to the party "again" mmmmm. Please can u ladies go grab and pull Auntie out of sailors club. Auntie is required for guidance, and we all know how hands on guidance Auntie is and likes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ok sweet still on the practical side of things I will bring the Panadol for the headaches from drinking too much wine and Sea sick tablets for those like me who are not good at rocking the boat. I think we can make it work if we share..............

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    So nice I said it twice....or not. I didn't even sneeze to make that happen! Seeeeeeeeee ya'a!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'bonefide' Young Mr Kool is steering as rumor has it he is able to get in or between tight areas. His partner in crim seamenDr Auntie and is late to the party "again" mmmmm. Please can u ladies go grab and pull Auntie out of sailors club. Auntie is required for guidance, and we all know how hands on guidance Auntie is and likes. I believe this is my imaginary vessel I vote that Sail is in charge of the steering, should he choose to come aboard... He can delegate whenever he wants I can promise that neither Kool, nor Annie, will have the time, or concentration, to be in charge of anything

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If your batteries die, I'll lend you my Italians 😜 That is if they survive Betty 😎 I'll let you know when she's done. Hope you're not in a hurry lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ill wait patiently.......probably playing Naked Twister......no hurry!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    As it seems I’ll be raided by more than I initially expected, I think I’m gonna need a bigger boat! I’ll add a wine cellar/dungeon and a tasting room to the plans.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A bicycle and a Wiskey barrel ... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    😂😂

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Has everything including the kitchen sink, plus more! I rest my case. 😝 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Nobody puts Betty in the corner, it seems.. 🙄

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    Let’s get this party started! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Lotsa rum. And a life raft. Steering will be auto helm from above mentioned solar power. Meanwhile they’ll be friggin in the rigging.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You already knew this... Did you just roll your eyes at me? 😳😂😂

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    for the naughty people and their time outs - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    An army of Italians (for I touch, ..... Wicca will cook for them and they are going to need lots of sustenance to keep up with I touch)A video camera..........the whole world needs access to any shenanigans that may happen (I'll be camera man, vicarious enjoyment is my main pleasure these days)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I Noah guy. 😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Betty7216' Did you just roll your eyes at me? 😳😂😂 Well, for the first time today.....yes.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I mean....no mum, I had something in my eye.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Morals 😜😜😜😁😁😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Everyone one is bringing all the party gear ffs. 😈😁😁 What do you expect. 🤔😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'lovman8' An army of Italians (for I touch, ..... Wicca will cook for them and they are going to need lots of sustenance to keep up with I touch)A video camera..........the whole world needs access to any shenanigans that may happen (I'll be camera man, vicarious enjoyment is my main pleasure these days) And what do I get out of this deal?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Did I hear an army of Italians? 😍 Give me a sec here, just catching my breath Yeeeeeees 😛😜 Wicca, what do you get out of it? Fuel us up and we'll be VERY grateful 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Give me an army of Italians and you are appointed as the official cameraman. Omg I would love being filmed with them 😊 You know I'm not joking too don't you? 😉 Now back to catching my breath 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit'I'd not bring.... Morals 😜😜😜😁😁😁 - Posted from rhpmobile But, you'd be there in spirit...right? Couldn't resist. It was begging me to say it..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Koolgrey' I mean....no mum, I had something in my eye. That is so going to come back to bite you on the ass

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    CM, Bonefide, Brozzie, Foxy, EQ, Sail, Loveman & Inspirit Brozzie, what's the bicycle for? I'm fascinated...

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    please bring a never ending tub of high quality protein and some high dose coffee ☕️,i’m in my isolation retreat ,working up a storm ,looking for those last 2 god forsaken illusion abs , i been a bad boy ,😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Must be for the fish.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'boobs_or_bust' please bring a never ending tub of high quality protein and some high dose coffee ☕️,i’m in my isolation retreat ,working up a storm ,looking for those last 2 god forsaken illusion abs , i been a bad boy ,😁 - Posted from rhpmobile You are SO NOT in the isolation tank! You're out flaunting your abs by the pool

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    So do you mean you only have a 4 pack? 😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You cant bite me if you cant catch me. I'm safely out of harms reach for now.. 😜😎😎😎

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    has a pool ,well someone better be bring 2 large buckets of chlorine ,lol yes touch , i’m bringing in a four pack but i swear i’m leaving with s sixer if it damn near kills me , mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    For now 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Coffee and chocolate..... anything else I'll beg borrow or steal. Or work off in trade ;) Xx

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    If we're going to play TWO up on Anzac day, can we leave the TWO faced pennies behind, please? They are just not worth it. 😊 Ms Foxy

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    8 years ago

    are they naked or wearing just an apron to protect their happy bits , - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If we're going to play TWO up on Anzac day, can we leave the TWO faced pennies behind, please? They are just not worth it. 😊 I think they're better, you get head no matter what!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Heads or tails. Tails never fails. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • johnisfun3

    johnisfun3

    8 years ago

    By the way how about asking the bi guys to bring the wine and cheese with them. You need to do something between the sessions......

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    I just got a nooossses Is the Ark in the Sydney to Hobart or the Hobart to Sydney? ?? Either way way it could be a bit up and down trip, with a few side on and back and forth moments. Is the pantry full and all the required "stuff" on board. ????😅😀😁☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Did you just volunteer to bring the wine and cheese? 👍🏼 Bonefide, we need to stock the ark ourselves... wine and cheese is taken care of 😁😎

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Mumble shit growlllll curse kicks ground wave arms throw mop on ground. All I hear from this mottly group is "I WONT""I WONT".🚽🚿  As if I really needs this whinging crap on top of mopping up after thier constant cardio work out fluid puddles, and the spilt bottles/cans🍸🍺🍻🍷 of grog. Right check list for the 📝🐬  SS looose Goose Lost Ark (a few loose geese on the top deck if u ask me, but no one asks the cleaner). Cheese board for Betty ' cheese. Blue smell moldy color cheese apparently. Wine glasses  as this lot say they have standards and don't drink from the bottle. "Yer right" 🎩👠 Flares Mmmm well best I Could are mossie coils and a candle lantern so get over it. Jennifer wonts rechargeable batteries for her and ITM in incase of boredom I presume, or private work out. Beacon and eggs in fridge for ITM2 I'm thinking energy food, or just plain egg fart material. 😆😁 Anti wonts fishing Rods best I can do is Rex Hunt Xmas hamper hand line.🎲 best of luck mate. Meander wonts a lube for a bottle, ??? Stuff knows why the bottle needs lube from Costco. Mr B wonts deodorant can so all the guys can take selfies with the deodorant can uummmm  "What ever floats your boat" Annie wont's  two leather lounge suits one on deck and one below deck, u get two leather footrests and be happy u got them, young lady. Plastic glad rap in the pantry if required. 🔛 Midnight Has the loo and toilet paper sorted with a multi head high powered shower, woohoo good girl. Chasingmidnight is bringing  two large packs of orgasm incase people need them. I think he shopped at Costco like meander too cut cost. Smart lad this guy. Kool is also shopping at Costco to supply women's sanitary produces in bulk, another smart forward thinking chap. 👞 Earthqueen is bringing the tequila for after activity drinks, need to stay hydrated Lovman is bringing camera and tripod with video camera and Mr B isolation room is doubling up as dark room to develop the pics.  home style camera produces. Plus 2 by sinks and 2 hand bags, why u ask unsure just smile and node your head positively. 😆😅😎 So that's the primary items are sorted. Next food list which is pending

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    4 extra fridges, to cater  for the group get together. Large quantities of veggies and fruit to ward of the scurvy. Lobster prawns scoops, oysters squid, 🐙 and jew fish and snapper.🐟 Hot water bottle 😱 Flour, sugar, cereal, muffins and a few MILF'S LOL. Pillows + plastic sheets Cooking oil, (extra virgin), bread crumps, butter, camel milk, spare light bulbs ???, duck tape, cooking mist,  apron, cooking utensil, Tupperware containers, knife fork spoon. Goat🐐 for extra milk, Mr B to milk. Vegmite, peanut butter, caviar ( in tins marked tuna). Bubble wrap as u can never have to much bubble wrap. Al foil to put around your head to keep Dave the alien away so I hear. 😲😨😷 Sewing kit, and glue . Washing detergent, wash board, rope for cloth line. Not that many wear clothes. That will do happy sailing I'm clocking off cleaning done restocking complete. Puts mop bucket in cupboard drops head walks down gang plank to dry land. Unties lines pushes ark off, hears loud music laughing and loud smacks.

  • RHP

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    8 years ago

    Be careful what you ask for 😏

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    "Beacon and eggs in fridge for ITM2 I'm thinking energy food, or just plain egg fart material" I find that offensive. Can you please not include me in any of your posts from here on? Thanks

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    Im sincerely sorry if u are affended. It was not my intention. It Will never happen again.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Thank you. If you really are sorry though, why did my other simlar comment get deleted? Anyway, apology accepted, moving on

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    8 years ago

    If you really are sorry though, why did my other simlar comment get deleted? I have not and never will request people's comments be deleted. This is a adult site, And by some strange reason I found a comment inappropriate, I'm honest/fairdinkum enough to PM that person. Block once always blocked.

  • johnisfun3

    johnisfun3

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'Betty7216' Did you just volunteer to bring the wine and cheese? 👍🏼 Bonefide, we need to stock the ark ourselves... wine and cheese is taken care of 😁😎 Yes, I have as you can't be on the ark for days and nothing..... to do. Good red wine is a must. Although I struggle with picking the cheese and may need help...