Condom Slogans

I saw this today....and had to share.1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Don't be silly, protect your willy.3. If you think she's spunky cover your monkey4. If you go into heat, cover your meat5. Don't make a mistake cover your snake6. No glove, no love7. Cloak your poker before you poke her.8. Don't be a fool, cover your tool.9. Protect that fish, then dip in the dish.10. Stop the stream before you scream11. Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel.12. Bag the mole, then do her hole.13. Cover your stone before you bone.14. Pack on the plastic, it will be fantastic15. wrap your meat before you beat.16. Wrap it before you slap it.17. Armour the tank before you enter the flank18. leash your pet before launching your jet.19. No shirt no flirt.20. Dress him up before you mess her up.21. Wrap your wacker before you attack her.