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"Cut & Pasting" Vs "Pick Up Lines"
March 08 2018
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gazpacho
8 years ago
If you’re so brilliant that it doesn’t read like it has been cut and pasted. People like to be romanced. They don’t want to be made feel like they’re like an apple in a fruit shop full of apples, or something. Your form letter has to make the reader feel special. I don’t think it’s rocket science. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
8 years ago
How’s the template life works b for ya’ll 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...it works much better and if she laughs or smiles, your half way there. For the supermarket, try this. "Excuse me, beautiful but can you tell where to find the frozen Aardvark here in the refrigerator case. Cold here isn't it?" I love eating...Aardvarks! 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Aardvark? Isn’t that some kind of anteater? Mate, tell me more of the lines! Hugs Gaz
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AnnieWhichway
8 years ago
Thankyou for your lovely post alwayshorny35 I agree with you on the subject of Cut and Pasting. For me it never is too impersonal if it is used in my messages. I don’t know what everyone is on about if it is used correctly. They probably would never know. Much love [insert name here]Bruce xx
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RHP User
8 years ago
Especially when they send you the exact same 10 paragraph msg 3 months later - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Back in the days of Noah... “Your Ark or mine?? “There’s 2 of everything, how about us??” Lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
the same template message across two different sites by the same bloke. How do you think that feels? LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
See..... we can't be sure as Im not a woman... ... But if some strange dude said that to me in Coles, Id think he was either high, or waaaaaay along the spectrum TO the OP..... keep using your templates, if you feel they work and don't make people feel like they're just another message recipient and not worthy of a little bit of your effort. But be sure to remove all of your (Insert name here) fields before you hit send
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RHP User
8 years ago
It's always easy to preach that which you don't have to practice.
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RHP User
8 years ago
That’s called self filtering of the dickhead variety. First approach didn’t work so I’ll send the exact same form another site, surely she can’t be that smart..... Fuck me I’m starting to lose faith in my male brethren. Read boys, when your done reading formulate something worthy for someone else to read. Other than “hi want to meet?” B.B. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
If you have words that you are comfortable with AND they have worked for you previously, then there is nothing wrong with re-using 'lines' here and there (hello, predictive text) but you should always customise a little because it shows you have read the person's profile. If you just keep posting 'I want to bend you over and bang you harder than a screen door in a cyclone ... are you up for that, baby?' and then you wonder why you aren't getting anywhere, then ... well ... maybe recycled text is not for you. Always think about your messages as bespoke creations. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...and I'm sure that Wollies stocks it. Back home we could buy frozen beaver although it seems in short stock other than at IGA? Too you could always hit on a hottie in the mommy aisle and ask if the stock nappies for Koalas as you have one at home. PS....they do taste like chicken and go sweet on your Okonomiyaki. Don't even ask about my pick-up line looking for Kewpie. Go figure out your own. ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
...I've now been permanently banned from entering 6 Woolies, 3 IGA's and 8 Coles. Party poops. All I did was ask the check-out chick if she thought the Magnums were big enough to fit me. Never go through the check-out with your pants down! 🖕🙄⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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bonefide
8 years ago
Open your eyes before u open your pants. As Bananaboy stated, read gentleman simple read the profile. PS Bananaboy won't to meet ????? 😀😆😅😁😂LMAO "Sorry"- young Bb I just could resist mate, as u see I've been learnt good.
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gazpacho
8 years ago
I was trying to write to all the local couples but first one I picked, their mailbox is locked. Damn. Anyway, I thought you guys could tell me why I’m getting no replies. Here’s my form letter... “ So, you’ve moved to Coogee? I go there! I love hanging out at Moodi’s Cafe, and the Wylies Bathes is my home office. Your boyfriend must love those titties! Does he fuck hard? He does root guys too doesn’t he? Anyway, if you two ever want a cup of coffee or something give me a text on .......... I live near the footy oval so I can nick around to Moodi’s at a whim. Btw... Love your forum posts! Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dear “insert name or other paraphernalia here” Thanks so much for your message but unfortunately I’m not taking on new lovers right now. I’ve just moved to Coogee, plus with my boyfriend cumming on my titties every day my hands are full at the moment. Please don’t loose hope, perhaps if you are in the area we can meet for a coffee. I know a great cafe called Moodi’s Cafe. They sell great protein shakes which my boyfriend enjoys. ;-) Kisses, CD
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Dear Coogee Candy Seriously Moodi’s have got nothing of that sort. You might consider opening your own protein shop with all that jizz on your ta tas! As for my loose hope, i’m getting that fixed, I swear. It’s only slightly worn and I’ve been doing keels for fuck sake! My shout for coffee. Bring the fella. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
8 years ago
I've been doing this a while, cut and paste works just fine. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Being authentic is far more better than someone cutting and pasting. Cut and paste means he can’t be bothered and couldn’t care less as its a numbers game for him. Put some effort in . You don’t go on a date face to face and say the whole conversation on what someone else says . No , you say you’re own thoughts , so why change it now. Put some effort in it ain’t that hard. - Posted from rhpmobile
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