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Cut and Paste

February 22 2011

Just got a message from a guy telling me that I was the most stunning woman he had ever seen and he meant it with all his heart. Yeah right!! I got the exact same message in January. Can't wait to see what he sends in March. I have sent a suitable reply.Please people, lets quit the cut and paste. We are all different and if you check out the profile first you can tailor your message to the individual. You never know, you may have more success that way!End of rant.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    It's not the same guy. They're obviously using the "how to be succesful on RHP" tips that are found in Secret Men's Business.HugsS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I like guys with imagination and initiative.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hi |- Mistress T -|, I am new here and just noticed that |- you are into leather -| which is something that has always been a fantasy of mine. I think |- that you are perfect for me -| and even better |- love to be tied up -| and are by far the most |- beautiful woman any man could want -| on this site. So |- hot stuff -| what do you think. | This is one of the free ones ...they charge extra for a whole bunch of other things that you can insert in there that make these a lot better, and very personal. For a few dollars more you can get the ones that are misspelled and for only a few bucks more is the one that offers you a the best orgiganism you have never had for so long...even seconds. | Don't be cruel, MT...just offer to beat the crap out of them for free?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I can handle the template thing but what really shits me is the "See my photo" and there arent any photos. Not even in their private galleries.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Thats just not fair is it.Aren't you getting tired of hanging on to that pillow yet?.....lolCheers Nev.......Canberra girls.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Is he a young guy from Melbourne?? LOL - I think I know him. When I pointed out that he sends that message every month or so, he told me."Yes but I really trully mean it with all my heart" Awwhhh - NOT!!!! LOLMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I hate it when young whippersnappers young enough to be my son call me Hun, Baby or Babe. Or tell me I am so "cute mwah"Feel like putting them over my knee and smacking their bott botts. Grrrrrr.............Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I hate it when...calls me Hun, Baby or Babe. Or tell me I am so "cute mwah" Feel like putting them over my knee and smacking their bott botts. Aww hun, you are such a cute little baby...honest babe, just too cute and too hot. Just makes me want to pick you and and give you a big kiss...mwah! Thanks, hun...you're a doll, baby. | Figured since I was older I better really pile it on...so, are the consequences still negotiable?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I hate it when young whippersnappers young enough to be my son call me Hun, Baby or Babe. Or tell me I am so "cute mwah"Feel like putting them over my knee and smacking their bott botts. Grrrrrr.............Meeka Given that I'm older than you, Hun, does that mean I can call you Baby? I just not sure of the etiquette here, Babe. Awwww, dammit, you are so cute mwah!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Yes Meeka. He is a young guy from Melbourne. And I too so dislike being addressed as Hun, Babe etc.I feel like doing more than smacking them on their bottys!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' I hate it when young whippersnappers young enough to be my son call me Hun, Baby or Babe. Or tell me I am so "cute mwah"Feel like putting them over my knee and smacking their bott botts. Grrrrrr.............Meeka So bloody true there Meeka.We both hate the term 'darl' when used in certain situations as it just seems so condescending, or when used by a person young enough to be our kid, mind you we wouldn't go so far as to spank their botts as they may hit back and we are wimpsShell and Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Honest Mistress and Meeka if I call you babe hun etc will I get spanked??? / Looks like it could be fun...not that i would know of course . I pointed out to one hopeful that he sent me the exact same message on a particular date - yes I told him the date - then proceeded to ask why he thinks that approach would work now when it hasnt worked previously....dont know why didnt get a response . . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Thats just not fair is it. Aren't you getting tired of hanging on to that pillow yet?.....lol Cheers Nev.......Canberra girls.....You just wanna see my naught bits lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' Aww hun, you are such a cute little baby...honest babe, just too cute and too hot. Just makes me want to pick you and and give you a big kiss...mwah! Thanks, hun...you're a doll, baby. | Figured since I was older I better really pile it on...so, are the consequences still negotiable? Every action has a consequence - is it still negotiable? Possibly - what are you putting on the table CM? Or should I say - Granddad, Old man, Sugar daddy, So cute just want to rub your cheeks, mwah....... LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Hey Gaz & Shell - Exactly. I mean the only person who I allow to call me Darl is a 70 year old man who is so politcally incorrect I just love him to bits. (PS how have you been??)Rcflyer - I'd say one year is not really older than me is it. Mwah - you look young enough in your photo and never too old to have your bottom smacked. Just ask Focus... I will get to it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Every action has a consequence - is it still negotiable? Possibly - what are you putting on the table CM? Or should I say - Daddy, So cute just want to rub your cheeks, mwah......LOL | That is so cute, baby girl...hun, if you were a cupcake I would just gobble you up, babe. | Okay, first order of business...you haven't snuck out and had a "tall transplant" done, have you? You know I have a thing (no, it is not a fetish) for women that aren't tall. The rest looks like it would pass a roadworthy with flying colours. | So, here's the deal. Before we get down to it there can be a codicil added to the will...you know the kind, where if death occurs because of natural or unnatural sexually related causes you're the sole beneficiay? | I will add one of those in your favour to my will too. | Now since you are younger than I am, we will also need a couple of caveats....like no hiding my cialis or my nitroglycerin pills. Too, there will be no duct taping me to my wheelchair and letting me roll down 20 flights of stairs. That's out...and don't worry about my cane, it has nothing to do with my ability to walk, but may be a reminder for you for a few days when you sit down of what happens to naughty little girls that call me "old man" instead of Daddy.| I will send the rest of this to you in an email, sugarplum. And golly, looks like the little girl has really grown up to be a real doll, baby. You're so cute......mwah and big huggies. Oh and you will get lots and lots of candy too, baby. I carry the good ones in my pocket. | And some ribbons for your hair...and nice new shoes. | I think I may now have to check my insulin levels but my testosterone is just fine, thanks.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just no fooling you....lol Cheers Kev or Nev or Trev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Thats just not fair is it. Aren't you getting tired of hanging on to that pillow yet?.....lol Cheers Nev.......Canberra girls.....You just wanna see my naught bits lol i'll hold her still, Nev (can i call you nev? we've never been formally introduced...) you tickle her til she drops the pillow xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I hate it when young whippersnappers young enough to be my son call me Hun, Baby or Babe. Or tell me I am so "cute mwah"Feel like putting them over my knee and smacking their bott botts. Grrrrrr.............Meeka what about "fun-size"? some clever bunny decided to try the "projecting familiarity builds trust" trick and shorten my name to Sarz or Saz or something. Nice try, kiddo, but it doesn't work with assumed names.. xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I like your thinking....hehehe You can call me Nev, or Kev....bahahahaCheers Nev

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' ...some clever bunny decided to try the "projecting familiarity builds trust" trick and shorten my name to Sarz or Saz or something. Nice try, kiddo, but it doesn't work with assumed names. I think you are being a bit harsh, Edward. Sazzie sounds jazzie. | They should never "assume" anything on this site...should they, Edward.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Hey Gaz & Shell - Exactly. I mean the only person who I allow to call me Darl is a 70 year old man who is so politcally incorrect I just love him to bits. (PS how have you been??)Rcflyer - I'd say one year is not really older than me is it. Mwah - you look young enough in your photo and never too old to have your bottom smacked. Just ask Focus... I will get to it. ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaOld Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Hey Gaz & Shell - Exactly. I mean the only person who I allow to call me Darl is a 70 year old man who is so politcally incorrect I just love him to bits. (PS how have you been??)Rcflyer - I'd say one year is not really older than me is it. Mwah - you look young enough in your photo and never too old to have your bottom smacked. Just ask Focus... I will get to it. Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    ask first, then beg?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Hey Gaz & Shell - Exactly. I mean the only person who I allow to call me Darl is a 70 year old man who is so politcally incorrect I just love him to bits. (PS how have you been??)Rcflyer - I'd say one year is not really older than me is it. Mwah - you look young enough in your photo and never too old to have your bottom smacked. Just ask Focus... I will get to it. Shivers up and down my spine!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    The fact is on these sites even with the most brilliant approach you only get about 1 reply to about 50 emails. Sure you may think you're special enough that you should get a special email written just for you, but it'd be almost a full time job for an average bloke to write emails on this site. I don't use cut and paste any more because I'm not really looking for new single women to meet. My gf sends all the messages now and not surprisingly we have a much greater response rate. Women get more answers from women than do guys.

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    15 years ago

    Oh if MistressT, Meeka & Focus are getting together, can I come along .......... please..........lol Lets

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I don't mind what you call me as long as it has nice thoughts behind it! Oh lots of names going through my head lawl!!!! babe, hun, darl, possum, baby blue, gorgeous (yeah right) but he is a reliable source lawl, stiltz, Lovely, black that's just the beginning lawl!!! I understand the message builder is very handy for guys and girls who don't type that well or much and do find it easier to express themselves that way...all good....big big difference though sending the same cut n paste message to not only probably every female on this site but mistakenly they send it to the same person not once but twice hahahahahaha geeze guys keep your history at the very least...it does help when not wanting to make a goose out of yourself. Having said the above, nothing better than a personalised message from a guy who actually reads your profile....He actually might get a start !!!!!! A little thought and interest will get you many places mmmm.... xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    I think if you can come up with your own original greeting and save it as a t emplate whats the harm. There are a lot of potential partners on this site and most prfiles will say no pic no reply. Which says to me all you really need to say is "Hi I liked your profile, and if you like mine msg me back and lets have a chat" If you get a positive reply from that then you start writing to the individual. Otherwise most of the time it seems to be a wasted effort because about 60%-70% of women don't even msg back to say "no thanks".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    and are expected to reply to each and every one. Why is it expected that we come up with original responses if it is too much hard work for men to actually read our profiles and come up with original greeting messages? I will always send a considered response to a considered hello. . My face isn't in my pg and I received a lovely cut n paste message complimenting me on my sparkly eyes and gorgeous smile. I responded asking why he commented on my face even though he had never seen it. His response 'I was just complimenting you. Get over yourself'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Is he a young guy from Melbourne?? LOL - I think I know him. When I pointed out that he sends that message every month or so, he told me."Yes but I really trully mean it with all my heart" Awwhhh - NOT!!!! LOLMeekaWhat have you llovely ladies done to him??/ Cause i just got the same message..... . Kisses Focus

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'irresponsibility' My face isn't in my pg and I received a lovely cut n paste message complimenting me on my sparkly eyes and gorgeous smile. I responded asking why he commented on my face even though he had never seen it. His response 'I was just complimenting you. Get over yourself' The navel is the window to the soul.... I can tell just by looking at it that you have a world-class ass.. *ahem* I mean beautiful soul! xx Sarah (loving the new pic, btw)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'hornybloke77' I think if you can come up with your own original greeting and save it as a t emplate whats the harm. There are a lot of potential partners on this site and most prfiles will say no pic no reply. Which says to me all you really need to say is "Hi I liked your profile, and if you like mine msg me back and lets have a chat" If you get a positive reply from that then you start writing to the individual. Otherwise most of the time it seems to be a wasted effort because about 60%-70% of women don't even msg back to say "no thanks". If the original greeting is from you and personalised ok cut n paste, all good...just remember who you send it to and how many times is where the blemish is....Yes there are alot of potential partners here totally agree...I say no pic no reply coz that's what I want. No harm in that. Well shame on those vixens who don't have the manners nor courtesy to just right back politely thank you although no thanks. Well all I can say is stop dwelling on the negative of no responses, there are plenty of fish in the sea...Also, can I say! if you get no response obviously they are not interested. It's bs that we women get THAT inundated with messages that we don't get enough POLITE time to say ty although not right now, dance card full and all that jazz. Come on girls use your manners and consider the effort guys put in and pay for it. Having said that! I have messaged guys when was a paying member and they don't respond whatsover...mmm pfft I get the hint, they are not interested...so wtf..Next! xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'curiousnewgirl78' Quoting 'xxticklishxx' Quoting 'CarlosSpicyWienr' Thats just not fair is it. Aren't you getting tired of hanging on to that pillow yet?.....lol Cheers Nev.......Canberra girls.....You just wanna see my naught bits lol i'll hold her still, Nev (can i call you nev? we've never been formally introduced...) you tickle her til she drops the pillow xx Sarah Is that fair :) or just lots of fun