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Dear Secret Santa....
December 14 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
What will you do with the old penis.?.I feel a bit sorry for the poor little thing ...Now Obi,I have heard of someone going off half cocked ,but two cocked,or twin cocked is rather rare 😝xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Are you sure you don't just want an instruction manual for your current one? You know the problem with new models is that there is built in obsolescence - they just don't make them like they used to. You might find that your old one would be far more suitable once you figure out how to use it properly! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Don't quite know about a new one as I feel it is a bit like a really good musical instrument, much better when already worn in. Go the manual though. My request from secret santa is a clear head and a little sanity. Happy holiday season to all
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dear secret santa... Please bring me a 9 inch penis for christmas 😜
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RHP User
10 years ago
Are you wanting to be a bigger Dick Obi ? HaHa Sorry Dear Secret Santa, please bring me a new BBQ so I can cook a decent sausage, also a hot pussy, so I can use a good sausage, and plenty of grog, (in case I don't get the first two) to numb a good sausage.
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RHP User
10 years ago
That was almost a haiku 😅xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' What will you do with the old penis.?.I feel a bit sorry for the poor little thing ...Now Obi,I have heard of someone going off half cocked ,but two cocked,or twin cocked is rather rare 😝xxFreya Simple, he keeps his old penis as you suggest, so he can DP by himself :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Haha as much as I do like a large cock, I won't lie, the truth is my best lovers weren't very well endowed, well one was, but if I'm on the receiving end of serious talent, I love all of my sexual partner and show that love (not love love, you know, lust love lol), by giving all of me to them, and I mean all of me, they have me before hello basically. There's parts of me i'd like to improve, we're not perfect, we don't have to be, just into pleasuring our partner, that's the secret.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Perhaps rhp could include a Christmas flirt saying Santa is bringing you a large cock lol can I ask if anyone has received Christmas flirts. I received some from another guest but when I go to send flirts, it only shows the old ones??
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RHP User
10 years ago
I almost forgot, if it's not too much to ask.... Can you also put me in touch with a sexy lady who is attractive (according to others) but wants me to judge that for myself... And who knows what she wants (so I had better watch out)... And who enjoys having coffee with friends?. Yes, I know that is a tall order, and where could you possibly find anyone like that.... But pleeeeze Santa, you MUST know somewhere ladies like that exist? Love and kisses... Obi1
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RHP User
10 years ago
all these prayers for 9" dicks.... Come Christmas Day, there's a knock at the door from a 9" tall Chevtrek lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Just as long as the manual is in english and not only in Japanese (as incorrect deciphering may lead to serious personal injury!). Lol
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QLDtwo4fun
10 years ago
And speak clearly. I'm still trying to get rid of 9" man who plays the piano.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think a Datsun full of young ladies from down the local shops would be a much better present! Lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Omg love it 😁
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can you please bring me an honest man. With a lovely cock and a good thrust. Make him sweet caring and attentive. Make him appreciate what hes got and want to play...
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RHP User
10 years ago
Didn't see one for a large cock though 😁
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Seachange73
10 years ago
Quoting 'Obi1Kenietzsche' I almost forgot, if it's not too much to ask.... Can you also put me in touch with a sexy lady who is attractive (according to others) but wants me to judge that for myself... And who knows what she wants (so I had better watch out)... And who enjoys having coffee with friends?. Yes, I know that is a tall order, and where could you possibly find anyone like that.... But pleeeeze Santa, you MUST know somewhere ladies like that exist? Love and kisses... Obi1 Your prayers has been answered, sort of... But I live in melbourne.... cheeky santa.... obviously you have been cheeky and still on the naughty list?
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'll take two men to join me for my first bi MMF thanks. Now as you know I've asked you for this before and you've been a bit slack....it's ok I know you're busy and all, and those reindeer do need a lot of attention in the off season so you've probably forgotten all about it. So I'm just giving you a little reminder. Help a girl out here.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cap'n No Beard and I ARE actually quite "close" friends you know!!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Nice picture, very hot, your inbox should be full about now 😃
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RHP User
10 years ago
Some contact yes but alas, still nobody to help me out with the MMF. It's ok, Santa has a few more days to come through
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' I'll take two men to join me for my first bi MMF thanks. Now as you know I've asked you for this before and you've been a bit slack....it's ok I know you're busy and all, and those reindeer do need a lot of attention in the off season so you've probably forgotten all about it. So I'm just giving you a little reminder. Help a girl out here. HaHa. Clicked on the like button before reading the post (damn hot photo ) Anyway....... if Obi1 gets his wish he may have two dicks. You could then have MMF with one guy
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm having visions of a chopped-off 9 inch penis being delivered in a box with a pretty bow...
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think that is known as The Bobbitt😱xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hmmmmmm. Yep, didn't really think it through on the actual method of delivery. Sort of hoping maybe to wake up with it just "on" and ready to go! (Secret Santa is pretty good like that). BTW..Nice to see your lovely xmas bulbs out again Meanda! ;)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quick as a flash...! Lol!
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