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Dirty talk
April 23 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
I tend to find anything comes out of my mouth, mostly growling haha. But really whatever does it for you & is ok by your partner also
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RHP User
15 years ago
I love dirty talk when I am away from a lover and get a random DIRTY message of what they want to do to me, in detail and what they want me to do to them. Or on a night out, whispering in my ear the same nasty things, when we are in a place where u have to act all proper hehe
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RHP User
15 years ago
Dirty talk is fun but not so keen on actually being called a dirty name. It's not really necessary and can be a bit off putting. x
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm with the other women who don't like being called slut or whore or bitch. I quite enjoy being told what my lover wants to do to me too, and yes a horny text is fine. As is a horny phonecall but please, no name calling. I don't find it the least bit sexy!
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RHP User
15 years ago
is being asked a question when my mouth is full... bit preoccupied guys I can multi task with the best of them but talking dirty, answering a question while I am sucking your cock??? Come on guys one or the other what would you prefer - conversation or my mouth around your cock you cant have it both ways Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'WildPaganGypsy'I'm with the other women who don't like being called slut or whore or bitch. I quite enjoy being told what my lover wants to do to me too, and yes a horny text is fine. As is a horny phonecall but please, no name calling. I don't find it the least bit sexy! Ditto! I love to hear how I am making them feel, either via moans or groans or growls or other pleasurable sounds. Actual words are even better, naughty or otherwise! But crass name-calling doesn't do it for me at all.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hmmmm.......Now i feel like the minority!!! I spend my days being very proper so when it comes to the bedroom i tend to want to get as far away from that as possible. I love dirty talk.....and that includes all the filthy words ;)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'I love dirty words, dirty horny talk in the bedroom, phone or via text... talk about my vagina in any terms you like but I draw the line at being called "dirty c***" or "filthy bitch" etc Nothing degrading or humiliating... Ooooh just had a twinge of conscience... Once I did actually yell at a guy "F*** me harder you a**hole" I think i was more shocked than he was Teasing me can get some interesting results... Chilli xx Feel free to tell me I'm naughty or bad if you think I need reminding in the Midnight hour But i can guarantee you, we've all thought it at one time or another only diff here is, that you actually verbalised LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
'Its a brown slouch hat with it sides turns up and it means the world to me'Sorry, dirty talk is something I excel in which is how I managed to pay my house off in the late 1990's (phone sex) . I like pretty graphic description too of what's going to happen to me if I know you and you happen to rock my world. if you don't however look out! I can get pretty defensive. Have been writing some of my more verbal descriptions down as short stories to sell on Amazon. Some of the erotic writing on Amazon is well worth the $1.00.
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RHP User
15 years ago
"What do you like to hear your partner say in bed?" 'Let's do that again!'
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RHP User
15 years ago
By the right person I dont mind being told I am a dirty little slut - because for the right person thats exactly what I am Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
LOL Focus I totally agree but I gotta say when I've gotten a girl to talk while sucking my dick it has been hilarious for both of us , but you gotta say the right thing with the right girl or it just goes very wrong. Chilli and DGT that cracked me up big time , goddam you guys are so funny! Loz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'alldanite'LOL Focus I totally agree but I gotta say when I've gotten a girl to talk while sucking my dick it has been hilarious for both of us , but you gotta say the right thing with the right girl or it just goes very wrong. Chilli and DGT that cracked me up big time , goddam you guys are so funny! Loz I've actually laughed while giving head before , and it ended up sounding like a cross between a splutter and blowing a raspberry and I may have even snorted.
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RHP User
15 years ago
The waitress at the cafe is looking at me curiously coz I'm staring into my phone quietly laughing my head off , all teary eyed. Shit like that is just SO funny!!!! Anybody else got any cracking up with dick in mouth stories???? Or blurting out some crazy wrong blah while bonking???? Please :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
can't think of anything at the moment, only other thing that comes to mind is one night while in the middle of some of my best porn moves (well I'd a had a few and I thought they were good) Went to change position and disappeared off the edge of the bed with a great almighty thump of course, but the only dirty talk was me saying, oh god I think Ive fucked my knee afterwards I wish I could say that happened a long time ago, but I can't
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'dontgothere' disappeared off the edge of the bed I think the more comfortable and intimate you become with a playmate, the more likely you are to giggle together over the hilarious things that inevitably happen during sex. I must add that the guy I yelled "fuck me harder, you assh***" to actually was well known for being incredibly generously endowed and what made it funny enough for him to laugh aloud was that he knew he was holding back because he's gone to town on a new partner by her request before with disastrous results. When your nick-name is "The BIG Guy" with a permanent invite to parties, it's hilariously lowering to be told your Roger Ramjet just aint doing the job properly heehehehe... Chilli xx I love it how condoms sometimes have a mind of their own and somehow upon exiting the "love cave" semen just ends up spraying all over the pillows, bed-head and wall. That certainly made me laugh hysterically Oh god thats a scream, and you reminded me of a giggle in. I have a friend who is very very and yes very thick in that dept. And has on one occasion in the heat of the moment, popped out with, " Ohhhh can you feel my cock?" Well that was it I laughed so hard I nearly shot it out of me . Bloody thing was nearly dislocating my hips
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RHP User
15 years ago
Thanks , but I think the semen everywhere one would have been so hot as well as hilarious , but maybe that's just me lol. Ok I'm going to start a new thread soon about this , maybe some of the arguing that's going on will chill down a bit if people have a laugh together and at themselves. Remembered a couple of things that I thought were funny as , so I'll kick it off with them. Loz
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' By the right person I dont mind being told I am a dirty little slut - because for the right person thats exactly what I am Kisses FocusLoved this reply! I love dirty talk, saying the right thing at the right time definitely gets me there :P I quite like being called "my dirty lil whore" etc heheThink the only word that really doesnt do it for me is C*NT
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've been called a 'sneaky little bitch ' before, does that count?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'focusliason' By the right person I dont mind being told I am a dirty little slut - because for the right person thats exactly what I am Kisses Focus For sure! with the right person, it is really hot & horny! With a respectful lover! that knows the real me! its all about exploring our sexuality, role play & fantasies keeping it spicy! xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'dontgothere' Quoting 'alldanite'LOL Focus I totally agree but I gotta say when I've gotten a girl to talk while sucking my dick it has been hilarious for both of us , but you gotta say the right thing with the right girl or it just goes very wrong. Chilli and DGT that cracked me up big time , goddam you guys are so funny! Loz I've actually laughed while giving head before , and it ended up sounding like a cross between a splutter and blowing a raspberry and I may have even snorted. But DGT.......did you ask him if it felt good.........I've got this inkling that it probably did.............I might start cracking jokes next time I am getting a headie............
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nah I never thought to ask , but yeah I guess it would have felt pretty good if it didn't sound so damn funny
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RHP User
15 years ago
However, Im not into all that name calling, it really leaves me cold. It all depends on who you are with at the time, sometimes it works and sometimes its a turn off. Talking about funny episodes, what about when your fanny starts farting, how do you explain that politely to your partner. I have also had my partner ask me questions while giving head, its like being at the dentist, you really cant answer properly. It just sounds really garbled and yes it probably does turn them on even more. I am getting more vocal as I get older and perhaps less inhibited.
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RHP User
15 years ago
because I usually love to have my tongue too busy doing other things.
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