RHP

RHP User

M66

Double Take

July 04 2017

I'd like to hear your comments.A special type of comment.A comment that would be at home at the dinner table and the bedroom.I'll start, "Oh my, that is enormous, I don't think I could eat all of that !"

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Do you come here often

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    9 years ago

    Your champagne glass that is :) My wife needs refilling 😇 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 225Special

    225Special

    9 years ago

    That smells delicious.

  • GezWouldGo

    GezWouldGo

    9 years ago

    I bet that tastes as good as it looks!

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    9 years ago

    You still hungry? Would you like seconds? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • justforthefun44

    justforthefun44

    9 years ago

    Let's get started,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Waiting all day for that!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    the host carrying the food "You have quite a load there. Can I help you with that?" 😇

  • Middle_Child

    Middle_Child

    9 years ago

    Anyone for seconds

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Please come ..come and give her a hand. Says her male partner..To move the table it is to big and she can't move.😲.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Oh my god..it is packed and it is filling up so quick get in here while you can..ya its my first time. A first time curious couple entering a swingers club in the USA.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I couldn't possibly fit another thing in! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Oh I wouldn't mind trying some of your saucy pickle it looks quite.... mmm yum!!..... 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Mouthfeel is SO important....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'rubi_rose' Oh I wouldn't mind trying some of your saucy pickle it looks quite.... mmm yum!!..... 😋 And if it tastes as good as it looks i'll go for seconds

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    the host, yup same host 😀 "Can I give you a hand?" 😉 job 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...napkin? It seems you have dribbled a bit.

  • teejaylongsword

    teejaylongsword

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' You gonna finish that? Ooh, it's so juicy! What a great spread... I'm stuffed! (p.s. I'm still pissed my similar topic about funerals and sex wasn't approved) Laughing at sex and/or death can be very liberating. Polite society would have us believe that we should not talk about either. I don't think RHP needs to be restrained though. So I will sneak one in for Meander (see what I did just there haha) Viewing the coffin at a funeral (role play maybe. So no need to delete this post lol)..."So stiff!" Okay its a bit crap but at least I gave it a go.

  • trilogy3

    trilogy3

    9 years ago

    Kindy teacher very excitedly explaining her teaching methods to a full room of parents... I just love oral, I'm all about oral, just can't get enough oral! She forgot to add the word "language" with it (or maybe it was her little joke!)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    3rds anyone ☺

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    No way, really? 😂😂

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    9 years ago

    Me being complimentary,Nice top Recipient, thankyou I got it at it at xyz Me,yup that's nice also ,lol Mr b - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "It's a bit hot. You might need to blow on it" 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "I love sausages. I'll have 3 please" 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    "It's okay you can use your fingers" 😋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    well ill be buggered ,,,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Me "do you mind if I take this call?" Doctor ' as long as I can cream your face ' Lol during a medical procedure...😄 Mrs S x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Brunette "Do you think you'll get an invite to the policeman's ball this year?" Blonde "The police don't have balls anymore" 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    So kind of have to out why I was reading this ad 😇 but in a nutshell, a tradie event/BBQ/shed casual event/beer flowing, guest speakers, DIY hints etc 'men only' caught my attention, started having dirty thoughts about finding a way in 😉 you know for a unique I_touch DIY display 😊 God getting quite a reaction downstairs even thinking about that, seriously, just catch my breath here Now I continued reading with those thoughts twirling around my mind, then came to this Jump in 😛 Sure Ken Do you want to go for a ride? Hi Ken! Hiya Barbie followed by "look for the flags at the entrance to the car park and the smell of the Barbie!" 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Formatting screwed up. The men and barbie thing should be at the end. The ad said this "Look for the flags at the entrance to the carpark and the smell of the Barbie" 😎

  • Have2befun

    Have2befun

    8 years ago

    Lady at a beef jerky stall stated, would you like a taste. Was like no but my mind immediately wandered to the naughty thought as she did not mention what she wanted me to taste. Or was she deliberately attempting to express to me to taste her. Wish lol Would you like a taste

  • Have2befun

    Have2befun

    8 years ago

    That was finger licking good

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    'Ken' and Barbie 😏 I give up, just read between the lines, ignore the typos and formatting 👍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Copy and paste swapped around the order I had them in 👎 oh well least you know I wasn't bullshitting, from an actual current ad. Anyone going to this? Wanna break the rules and sneak me in? 😎

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I really love your peaches, want to shake your tree!