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ENDOWMENT AND A LAUGH
September 07 2011
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RHP User
14 years ago
I like that image RainbowDancer, trouble is there really should be a standardised measuring tape for them to use, perhaps RHP could send out a new member package with a little paper version for the boys to measure their members Welcome to RHP would you mind wrapping this around your dick for correct weight
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RHP User
14 years ago
...that the minute you read this you thought *farkenell...I wish I had rephrased that*. | Quoting 'D_G_T' ....perhaps RHP could send out a new member package with a little paper version for the boys to measure their members. | I think you can run with it from here...but if that's the deal, can you put me down for Tuesday? I'm not exactly new, but all I got was the official ruler that starts at 5" and goes to 17". Could explain why a foot is as long as your arm? Oh and don't worry about bringing anything...let's do lunch after too. | PS...don't call me that. You and I both know it's just the SOS that makes you smile.
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RHP User
14 years ago
We all like a nice package CM , even nicer again when you know it's the size you actually ordered
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RHP User
14 years ago
Is generally in the hand of the beholder....... and most men be holdin' on to thiers pretty often. l As for hair pulling, I think it comes from watching too much porn. Pull my hair like a little kindy kiddie and I may punch you, where it hurts most.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Enough said...besides it's one of those "clickety box thingys" that makes you sound less vanilla. If there was one that in there that said "Sky diving naked into shark infested waters" we would probably click that too. | DGT....I sent this in with my membership application...I think it would fit perfectly? | Looks Attractive Body Type Slim Height 5 ft 8 in Race Ask Me Eye Colour Hazel Hair Colour Dark Brown Hair Length Past shoulders Personality Flirtatious Star Sign Taurus Drinking I'm a light/social drinker Smoking I'm a light smoker | I hope this place works like Domino's Pizza...30 minute home delivery or it's free!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' | I hope this place works like Domino's Pizza...30 minute home delivery or it's free! I think a lot of deliveries on here are a lot faster :) Id its more than 30 minutes I am guessing there will be a lot of smiles :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Fiona . CM how'd that work out for ya? Has the flirtatious little cow been delivered? . OP I'm not really into the hair pulling thing either, it's very open to interpretation I guess. I do love a hand tangled in the back of mine , tilting my head back so that a juicy pair of lips can crush mineso maybe a little grab and tug back, but if its enough to make me say "Oowwwwww you prick" like Fiona I'd probably pack a whollop
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RHP User
14 years ago
One that looks a lot like her has, DGT...but shhhh don't tell. I am still waiting for the real one and Santa may cut me a deal. I've been good...well, I've tried hard at being good or good at being hard. Don't answer...this could get embarrassing for one of us. | LC it may be just a rumour but they say that guys with really, really long......posts usually get tipped for delivering the mozzarella slower than the rest of the pizza pushers. Jearzus...who can eat the whole thing in under 30 minutes anyway?
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RHP User
14 years ago
more than happy for a guy to pull my hair....okay well admittedly I LOVE it.... ..... think it has something to do with the dominance side of things.... then again I have really really thick hair so they have to pull it REALLY hard for me to even feel it...not sure if I would feel the same way if it actually hurt.....xx
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tamworthguy46
14 years ago
I don't realy feel comfortable measuring my own cock......! I am actually looking for someone to measure it for me while i pull their hair !.........16 cm ? .....pull their hair a bit harder......oops I mean 18cm.........but then again you would probably end up with the same measurements as measuring yourself anyway...lol. Tam
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RHP User
14 years ago
What us guys need is a tape measure with short inches so we can be comfortable with how big/small? our cocks are.......just like some clothes are vanity sized to make wears feel better about the figure. Wait........ I think most guys on here are using THAT tape measure as the average cock size on rhp seems to be about 9 inches. My ego ( and 2inch cock) has taken a big deflation since joining.
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RHP User
14 years ago
same go s for the chicks ,,,,,,,,my first date from rhp ,,,,,,,said she had a little extra weight ,,,,,,,,when i turned up for the meet ,,,,she admitted to weighing about a 120 kg ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the second date stated she was 49 ,,,,,,,,,,,,then admitted she was 62 ,,but everyone says i look young for my age ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,to much bullshit on both teams ,,me thinks ,,,,
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RHP User
14 years ago
Its like the old joke about women not being able to park the car. We are forever being lied too about what actually is 6 inches!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Seriously, it is... | Quoting 'merrywife'Its like the old joke about women not being able to park the car. | ...imagine trying park or drive if that's the first time you have ever been in the front seat of a car? | Please note I said some, not all....and blonde is one of my favourite flavours even if you can't drive.
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RHP User
14 years ago
All these comments and not a single reference to girth not length. 9”, 10”, 18cm, no make mine the foot long. Hmm, vagina does sort of kinda elongate when aroused, but much beyond 7” for most and you start banging cervix and a possible ouch, or that little extra kick, if liking the bump feeling. That or blokes you need to work on the woman’s arousal to so the cervix and part of uterus naturally lift or move out of the way to create more space. Designed by nature for sex. Don’t you just love when getting all technical and medical about these things. Oh yer baby push it hard and deep and hit my cervix, just lick me first so my uterus lifts. Girth, better than 8 or 9 inches?
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RHP User
14 years ago
On the note of cock size....As a slightly younger lad, I measured my penis length purely for the sake of curiosity (geez, who'd have thought a teenager would do that :-P ) and was fairly non-plussed about the results. Not because it was big or small but purely for the sake of my naivety. I hadn't the slightest idea as to what length equalled a small penis or large penis. Amazingly enough, it wasn't until several years later and quite a few partners did i actually believe what they kept telling me and so I googled some statistics and boy was I surprised :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Some guys actually tell the truth about their size.. We actually met one of the above for a enjoyable experience for Mrs JJ, it would be a understatement to say she was not disappointed with the size at all... Nice guy, polite and gentle, the only thing she was disappointed with was it was her who had to do the mounting... Maybe that was because he was affraid of penetrating too deep.. We can only guess...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Above as in ......above your post? or as in afore mentioned? Regardless....go Mrs. JJ
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's funny, but put a pic of your cock up and you're a wierdo, go lock yourself in the bathroom with a ruler and start wanking, measure it and tell everyone how you got on and it's perfectly normal?.You want to know how big my cock is and I like your style then I'll show you a pic, if we get on and have a laugh and you want to be sure and I'll hand deliver it, that's gotta be fair enough hasn't it?.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Never kiss and tell hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Might you be referring to me JJ....? :-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nice
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RHP User
14 years ago
noooo.....dgt, you're nice ;-)
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RHP User
14 years ago
You just love the juicy bits doncha... next time we chat ' I might just tell ya... maybe... ummm thinking thinking ?Bet you do, you cant help urself lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice'You just love the juicy bits doncha... next time we chat ' I might just tell ya... maybe... ummm thinking thinking ?Bet you do, you cant help urself lol You two know damn well I want to know all the justjuicy details Ya know what? you're both damn cool and I love ya work . . Oh and jg I'll give you nice young man god no didn't just say that, CM will have my bloody 'cougarfied' words at the ready to shove down my throat Why oh why do they make them look so freakin good these days .......ahhhh sigh
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RHP User
14 years ago
Dgt...I've recently become much more available...:-P
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RHP User
14 years ago
I haven't *smacks herself upside the head* Lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey you' Lurve your work too' even when you're a cheeky bugga I gotta a soft spot for ya' .. just luv the way u bounce of us... its neat .... hugz for ya.... xbet you have something to say about the soft spot.. hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice'You just love the juicy bits doncha... next time we chat ' I might just tell ya... maybe... ummm thinking thinking ?Bet you do, you cant help urself lolSounds like another one of those stories I have to sit on your knee for
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' I like that image RainbowDancer, trouble is there really should be a standardised measuring tape for them to use, perhaps RHP could send out a new member package with a little paper version for the boys to measure their members Welcome to RHP would you mind wrapping this around your dick for correct weight I agree with D_G_T there should be a standard measuring tape issued by RHP with instructions on how to measure yourself up. That way it standardises everything. And it would also makes it easier to prove with photos of the tape showing the measurements. Waggy
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RHP User
14 years ago
Just let it be somewhere close to the truth if you do fill that area in. I met someone (trying to be delicate here) who I had been chatting to for sometime. We met purely co-incidentally at a social event. I invited him to join us (a few of us) in some play time only to discover that he had filled in his profile and got inches and cm confused. Erm, ok. I'm flex. I look at these things and think "right 8 inches really means 7 inches" But seriously, i needed a pepper pot and a magnifying glass. A pepper pot to make the little guy sneeze so i could see him with my magnifying glass. Lets be clear here, it's not the size that I have a problem with it's the out and out lie. I don't think a girl who had a real date with him would be impressed. If you feel you aren't overly "gifted" in that area then don't mention it in your profile at all. Just be very good at whatever else you do. The length doesn't matter a whole lot anyway, i can't do more than 7 as it happens. Girth however makes the world go around. As for pony tail pulling, what she said ------> love my hair being pulled....... more than happy for a guy to pull my hair....okay well admittedly I LOVE it.... ..... think it has something to do with the dominance side of things.... then again I have really really thick hair so they have to pull it REALLY hard for me to even feel it...not sure if I would feel the same way if it actually hurt.....xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'waggy83' Quoting 'D_G_T' I like that image RainbowDancer, trouble is there really should be a standardised measuring tape for them to use, perhaps RHP could send out a new member package with a little paper version for the boys to measure their members Welcome to RHP would you mind wrapping this around your dick for correct weight I agree with D_G_T there should be a standard measuring tape issued by RHP with instructions on how to measure yourself up. That way it standardises everything. And it would also makes it easier to prove with photos of the tape showing the measurements. WaggyI have a standard tape, both inches, to make it seem smaller, and centermetres to make it seem bigger. Metal so we cannot stretch the...point!
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RHP User
14 years ago
If u think by sitting on my knee you can get anything you want outta me.. well think again.....but' um... mmmm.. well umm yes' there is a good chance ur right.., BUT' dont think Im easy..K ? anyway' it depends on wether you're sitting on or across the knee... Knowing you, you probally enjoy it either way.. lol.... hugz
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RHP User
14 years ago
Goodgrlzsayplz - The length doesn't matter a whole lot anyway, i can't do more than 7 as it happens. Girth however makes the world go around. Finally good to see someone mention girth vs length. I commented early in the chat about 7" being a common size for pleasure and comfort. Girth, very different story. Very individual, but surprised it is not more a topic than length. Around 7" (measure on the upper or stomach side to a 90 degree line taken from the tip would seem a fair way to measure, should reflect what you can actually fit, can't go much deeper once you've hit body to body) myself seems to be average and nothing out of the average in girth. I didn't make any mention in my profile for length or girth. Didn't see the need. That said, quite a few women specifically stating, must be 9" or don't bother sending message. Hmm, perhaps size does matter. Sadly no listing for what well placed fingers and combination of tongue can do. Not to mention the right look in the eyes, tone of the voice, right combination of softness and firmness in touch. Hmm, 2.5cm in an Inch. And he got that confused. Oh dear. Next time suggest to him at least 17 to 18cm so as to not leave people feeling short changed.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I'm not embarrassed to say that my hubby is not overly well endowed. He reckons it's small, I think it's probably average (how do you know though, how big do they come and how small?). Hubby is about 5" I guess (that being from the base to tip along the upper side, that's right isn't it?) but he's an enthusiastic, passionate and attentive lover and has no trouble making me come and leaving me satisfied. In the kharma sutra it tells us there is not too big or too small, just miss matching as a woman's vagina comes in different sizes too. ...as for hair pulling, ...well, yes sometimes
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RHP User
14 years ago
Mine is this long.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hey Babe.... Just read some of our posts above and realized we miss ya bouncing off us like only you can do... Cum back plzzzzzzzz...Promise I'll give u heaps if u do.... hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Nice to be missed I'm still floating around, just not so much.....had to get back to the real world for a bit where I have to watch my mouth every 5 minutes should I say something suggestive god forbid lol I always head back here though...to escape the blah blah blah monotony of conversation consisting of husband bashing, how women withhold sex when their hubby does something wrong, perfect parenting, back stabbing etc oh yeah.....that happens here too I spose huh? At least we can talk about sex openly and honestly in here though. . oh and umm....a little bit of real life bouncing too
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RHP User
14 years ago
There you are... Thank god for that.... Know what you mean about floating around and getting your head back into the real world... Me too , had to get outta here for awhile but then I come back to escape for the very reasons you gave..If ponly the real world thought like you and us it would be a much happier place..... Big hugz for ya babe////
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you really want to know how your penis measures up. 1. Cut a piece of card longer that you are. 2. Get an erection (better a real throbber with foreskin fully tight). 3. stand up and lay card on top of penis 4. rest card to abs side andmark end point Then you can measure up the size - or test size (with cut marked card) No big deal and usual expression its what you do with it but larger has definite disadvantages too. Hair I keep pubic hair trimmed. I however spend time removing other body hair with regular waxing and so will wax pubic hair occasionally - buthell that hurts. I might one day het that lasered, GULP. I dont like jungles for sex on either myself or partner.
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have found that quite a few ladies like having their hair pulled, some to level of pain, others just to feel like they are being completely dominated/controlled. As far as length apparently 5 inches is average so I am quite happy with mine being just over 6 inches and a healthy girth. I have been told on more than one occasion that it is a great size.
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JessicaRabbit
14 years ago
I can honestly say I don't take any notice of the measurement stats because I have found some of them aren't always accurate...It is also not something that is going to make me decide either way whether or not I want to reply back to someone that has contacted me, so it's nul and void for me basically. As to the hair pulling part, I love it myself if it's done right. I have very long hair and it seems many men struggle to resist the urge to grab a handful of it in doggy style... Dida xx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have found that RHP measurements and normal measurements are 2 totally different things... Especially when it comes to a mans cock in here... Or perhaps its just the males ego in here thinking bigger. LOL xxTRIPSxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
We agree with Waggy .... please, please, please RHP, write a section telling the guys HOW to measure.... Or better still, let's modify the profile verification process to include pics of your pride & joy with a ruler beside him LOL, before you're allowed to fill those stats in ..... DO you really think anyone will be fooled if you've put 8-9" or bigger on your profile, then have pics that look average or below? .... or no pics at all? ... We totally loved someones profile that talked about this measuring problem..... they said something along the lines of .... 9" ? ... What, measured from your asshole? LMAO! The problem seems to be so widespread on RHP that we've added the following to our profile ;)COCK SIZE> Yes, it's important!! It won't matter what you do with it if doesn't touch the right spots... or the sides for that matter LOL .... AVERAGE is just fine though..... BUT what is with all the profiles listing the guy's cock at 8-9" and very thick, then having pics in the gallery that clearly show otherwise..... or no pics of it at all.... Do you really think people will be fooled? Come on fellas, be honest with yourselves.... In fact, go to www.thevisualiser.net and get a grip..... pun intended ;P If it's really THAT big, you'd put that monster up on billboards, so surely you'll have CLEAR pics of it on your profile....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I gave up on rulers and tape measures.. why ? cause they all lieing buggas thats why ? I know Im really 9 - 10 inches or maybe even more' but these lieing damn shoddily made tape measures keep telling me Im only 7...." Fair dinkum ' can you believe that ?Can anyone telll me where I can buy one that really tells it as it is ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
If we all switched to using millimeters instead of inches then we'd all sound big :-o
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RHP User
14 years ago
From what I have read & seen I'm in the average group altho a few women have said thicker then average (& I dont think they meant between the ears). C
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RHP User
14 years ago
My last was bold My latest has Hair I have discovered when I get Hot & horny I just want to grab hair by the hair in a sexy playful mannerkiss him then pull he's head down further To my sweet lower lips So yes I guess I should add hair pulling to my Profile xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
I prefer to grab the shoulder and really drive and it gives more control.
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RHP User
14 years ago
CWC here ... I agree with fionabeel; pull my hair and you will likely get a punch in the face lol Quoting 'fionabee'l As for hair pulling, I think it comes from watching too much porn. Pull my hair like a little kindy kiddie and I may punch you, where it hurts most.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder....sometimes big is not always beautiful and vice versa. I think the "size" question for both male and female (ie. cup size) should be taken off the intimate details. Sure photo's will tell, but it's all about the "feel" of the people you play with for me. If you feel great with someone then things flow from there and to be honest a huge behemoth of a cock could put me off before turning me on! I imagine "pain"! LOL! But it's a nice treat too at times. Hair pulling? If done right its awesome. Grr (the fem of ED)
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RHP User
14 years ago
@ jamesgeorgia - " so I googled some statistics and boy was I surprised :-)" bahahaha - one of the best ever humblebrags! (google it dude, then stop it!)These sites are magnets for bullsh t - the disparity between perception & reality is exposed often in an ugly way...On the plus side there are some quality & accurate descriptions - but the quality control filter gets a serious workout!
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RHP User
14 years ago
My mom always taught me to treat others as I would like to be treated...so don't hate me when I pull your hair and spank your ass...
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RHP User
14 years ago
No i think the tape measure is normal they are all a standardized instrument.The issue is where to finish or read the tape.Obviously you measure from the tip, but i think some guys measure all the way back to their cheeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Yep some measure it from their butt . Measurements aside.....Amethystar you have the sexiest mouth and chin I had a look and did a little......Ooooh nice
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RHP User
14 years ago
I know tape measures are standard.... cant believe anyone thought I was serious.... it was said in jest for the guys who think one thing when the truth is another... Im quite content with my 7 " and so is Mrs JJ
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RHP User
14 years ago
Can I just ask of the other girls, ...what's the smallest you've encounted and did it fail to do the job?
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RHP User
14 years ago
Have not measured... was thinking of pegging it on the kitchen bench and getting the ruler out :)I like to hair pull... but from running my fingers through one's hair and also it's in the moment of it.... depending on appetite :)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Pegs can be quite fun ummm yeah, just for measuring........stuff
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RHP User
14 years ago
The smallest was a scant inch and a half and yes it did fail to do the job. Mighty dissappoinbted when I put my hands down his pants let me tell you. Yes the deed can be done by other methods but I really really really like to finish off with a little in out action.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Was thinking of the different ways guys try to measure their dicks and came up with a foolproof way so if we all adopt this easy solution it can only tell the truth.." Get a good old cardboard centre of a toilet roll "... To my knowledge they are all about 100mm long ( 4 inches ).All you do is stick your dick through the tube , then measure the amount of dick poking out the other end.So that would mean ' 3 inches poking out the end + 4 inchs in the tube = 7 inches... You cant cheat no matter how hard you push unless of course you buckle the cardboard ... all you get is the measurement of the dick... cmon who agrees.. ???? Mr JJ
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RHP User
14 years ago
justjuice?perfect
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RHP User
14 years ago
interesting... being in the construction industry, you could employ a theodolite. millimetre perfect results. but its a two person undertaking. wouldnt suggest a steel tape measure as you run the risk of a poential "bleeder" when the tape retracts on itself. so to simplify it, there really should be just 4 categories of grade. 1. peewee 2. stock standard 3. i am impressed and 4. if you think that thing is coming anywhere near me, your sadly mistaken. this grading system is beyond corruption as its the receiver and not the owner of the appendix that makes this call.
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RHP User
14 years ago
"We have a bleeder" just popped into my head Boombag . But can I add an optional extra to number 4? 4. If you think that is......../ hmmm can I,can't I, can I , can't I? let's give it a whirl
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tsk, tsk.....ur such a tart... yes ' you....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I know JJ preaching to the choir here lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not another horny devil dressed as a angel ??? A choir really.. that suggests more than one.. hmmmm take me take me.. plz
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now who's the tart . You know we're gonna burst into flames the very next time we step in a church right? Might as well go out in a big way
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RHP User
14 years ago
Justjuice I go along with the tiolet roll idea and I won'thave much excess out the end but how the hell am I going to get my cock through it?????? Can you suggest something of a larger diameter.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Me' a tart ? OK OK... If u say so' I must be guilty, besides' I know which side my toast is buttered... Hmmmm, well' it looks like I'm never gunna get u down the isle if like you say we're gunna burst into flames when we walk through the door of the church... ... Sooooo... I know... we'll just have to skip the church and straight into the honeymoon . Surely a couple of horny devils can turn a small flame into a bushfire... .
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RHP User
14 years ago
Awww , Fair dinkum... Use ur imagination man and cut the damn cardboard down the middle then wrap it around ur dick.. If nothing sticks out the other end then you may have 2 to 4 inchs, full stop. ? Geez' you could always tickle them to death with one of those... but then again Iv'e heard short and thick does the trick...
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RHP User
14 years ago
justjuice. you may be a delightful tart but you're a hard task master! I'm supposed to have imagination while I'm thinking about my dick and its taking all that blood. Damn you women expect a lot of us men...........lol
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RHP User
14 years ago
I have 9 inches (measured along the top to the tip of the head) and when I put it on my profile I always think that girls will not believe what I put down.....Probably because the section is 9+ and is the highest size.so girls, tell me, when you see a profile with 9+ do you believe it or do you just think that they are exaggerating???oh and i would have no idea if my girth is large small or medium!
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RHP User
14 years ago
iv been told im all good and i did measure it so as to be accurate lol iv never put a pic of my cock on any site or taken a pic of it ,if i was asked to i might it all depends on who wants to see a pic of it,lots of ladies take pics of there pussy and post them so not much different i gess
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' Was thinking of the different ways guys try to measure their dicks and came up with a foolproof way so if we all adopt this easy solution it can only tell the truth.." Get a good old cardboard centre of a toilet roll "... To my knowledge they are all about 100mm long ( 4 inches ).All you do is stick your dick through the tube , then measure the amount of dick poking out the other end.So that would mean ' 3 inches poking out the end + 4 inchs in the tube = 7 inches... You cant cheat no matter how hard you push unless of course you buckle the cardboard ... all you get is the measurement of the dick... cmon who agrees.. ???? Mr JJ LOL, good idea. But I would have to cut the roll in half lengthways, as I don't fit inside (a lil too much girth).Ripped Man, Small girth would be an easy fit inside the roll, medium would be a nice fit, large, have to cut roll, to fit inside.Maybe it should be mandatory to have a private gallery pic, of one inside the said roll, with your profile name, written on the roll, then all would know the truth of your size, length and girth.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' Was thinking of the different ways guys try to measure their dicks and came up with a foolproof way so if we all adopt this easy solution it can only tell the truth.." Get a good old cardboard centre of a toilet roll "... To my knowledge they are all about 100mm long ( 4 inches ).All you do is stick your dick through the tube , then measure the amount of dick poking out the other end.So that would mean ' 3 inches poking out the end + 4 inchs in the tube = 7 inches... You cant cheat no matter how hard you push unless of course you buckle the cardboard ... all you get is the measurement of the dick... cmon who agrees.. ???? Mr JJ my efin god, thought I would be smart and put some armour around Aithon, my fire horse in preparation for my joust at dawn.... How un-smart and bad bad suggestion, I should have had the joust with you Now all good putting a toilet roll round the poor feller’s neck, that’s not it when one get aroused to take said picture the blood swells up a fair bit, so bulge at the back and bit at the front however I am one of those with a bit of a thinner head and a swelling out bit mid drift (no Neptune nothing to do with you on this one) so all sort of going ok then starts to get pretty tight, then feels like Tyson is gripping the bugger ha think that’s it, no bloody chance, you take the pic...laugh as ones self for being such a fool then you get the thing of so lucky you’re not close or I don’t have your contact or I would be after your juice to get the roll off. If you thin guys ok, but my god not nice, then the toilet roll moves forward as starts to get bigger, but as you notice this and want to pull the toilet roll back to said position it just wont go now even bigger issue I have a date tomorrow night and there are little tears in him now around his collar, frig explain that one away, if round the head or even mid drift (see above Neptune) one could say it was caught in my spaver (fly zip) but back there If I fail on my date tomorrow night (sat)...think if I say nicer words than above treat you to a coffee that you in turn relieve me of these now swollen gob stoppers...seen as I have waited a long time and put in so much effort in my wordings to this sweet lady that I am about busting out hernias left right and centre lol hope you all get more fun from this pic than I
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RHP User
14 years ago
LMFAO Heedless. You do realise you NOT supposed to put the toilet roll on first, right????First you bar up, THEN you attempt putting roll, on. If it doesn't fit, take pic showing roll not fitting over, then split/cut roll lengthways, right next to profile name and take pic with the name and split, showing.Now I have to get mental image out of head, of Heedless, running around with roll covering cock, screaming, get it off get it off, get it fucking off me, NOWWWWWWWWlmfao
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RHP User
14 years ago
Hair pulling.....Cass xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times he can make it rise!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
pic released ref toilet roll, ha may have been bit different with me as was in the freezer too
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'ApolloThirteen' It's not the length, it's not the size, it's how many times he can make it rise!! Dear Apollo, (excuse shortening your name) See my little fellow doesn't just think Mmm stand up see if my owner would make love to that No see, it is you lovely women, if you play nice and tease...what ever you want to do and it then wakes him up it's going to happen, if you just lay there like a mannequin then he ain't going to stay up all night is he? Men may not need much foreplay to get started but to go round after round then the more play we need maybe even a short break of Oral or just kissing and stroking, feeling each others body, whispering sweet nothings in each others ear. as it slowly all starts again from the beginning. so how are we to blame -
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