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Ever wondered?

August 27 2019

Girls have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a cock? Guys have you ever wondered what it would be like to have a pussy? Driving along this morning, stuck at a set of lights, glanced down and my shorts were puckered a bit. It looked sexy and I wondered Thoughts?

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  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    6 years ago

    Often scratch my ear and think wow if a pussy feels like my earl dies and my finger is s dick ,I’m missing out ,lol, Mr b

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    6 years ago

    Ear

  • XBonnieClydeX

    XBonnieClydeX

    6 years ago

    I quite often have this dream that I am a man fucking a woman with my cock ha ha I think it's because I've often wondered what it feels like for a man. I've fucked a woman using a strap on before but it didn't really do it for me at all, probably because no sensation is involved. Would love to be a man for a day just for this reason!! x Bonnie

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I'd be trying to give myself a blow job lol enjoy giving and receiving at the same time, fuck yeah 😜

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    But what would you actually DO with such an appendage ITM? Chase younger women? Hmmmm... the mind boggles! 🤔. But beware, having a cock has its disadvantages you know!. You might actually find it somewhat of a disadvantage, because said younger women might not be interested in you on account of your age, and older women may presume, again due to your age, that you may not be up with the latest techniques regarding how to use said appendage. A silly presumption I know, but there are some women out there that think that way. Obi1

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    6 years ago

    Oh and not to mention for just one day and unlimited lube to see what I could fit into that thing ,lol,nothing would be safe 😳😂😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Only 8”+ right ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I always wonder. I know if I did have one I’d spend a lot of time peeing on things & turkey slapping people though, so it’s probably a good thing I don’t...I’d almost certainly be in jail and/or on the sex offenders list 😒

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    6 years ago

    I tell you i like pussy so much that i am sure i would be lesbian....

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    6 years ago

    .... then imagined a cock chasing me ' and that changed my mind ? If l were female , I'd probally like that idea .? So If i had a pussy for a day , the first thing id do is rub a few out just so i could experience these multi orgasms we so often hear about ? Maybe then , I'd want to keep it.. In a moment of jest ( l think ) 😮 my lovely always said she'd love to have something she could stick in me for a change ? And she wonders why i never ever introduced her to a strap on ? 🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    What if you’re a cunt that has a penis?? Asking for a friend 😂😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Always count on the digs re my age preference from the old dudes. Get over it. What do you want, a mercy fuck?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I would be very happy in my own company if I had a cock. I would then train to be a contortionist 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Turkey slapping and pissing anywhere haha True story, driving along this morning, not long after I glanced down 😊 and saw a guy having a piss in a park but close to the road and side on so you could see the flow and everything haha He made no attempt to hide what he was doing

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    I’m thinking if one DID have both a pussy AND a cock, and one was indeed a contortionist (of any particular age), then would it be possible for one to go fuck oneself? 🤔.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    You could then go fuck yourself. 😜 Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Why don't you

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    There's a funny one of a bay elephant swinging its trunk with gusto. It's titled if women had a penis for a day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    👲 Confucius says if elephant swinging trunk with gusto, gusto better run.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1kenietzsche' But what would you actually DO with such an appendage ITM? Chase younger women? Hmmmm... the mind boggles! 🤔. She would be just like the rest of us (sex starved blokes) :DHahah fucking chasing everything. Imagine a lesbian girl born with a 9 and a half inch cock! WOW off to make a porno :D

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    No complaints here. Swinging or being swung

  • horneycouplewa

    horneycouplewa

    6 years ago

    I'd love to have a cock for day and I'd abused it.I'd wank and wank again and again and again (kinda what I do now with out one really)Can't say I've thought much about fucking if I had one but if I did but now I have a new thing to think about , ohh lord :)

  • horneycouplewa

    horneycouplewa

    6 years ago

    Foxy naughty girl You know I'd biatch slap you if I had a cock LOL Looking forward to you visiting WA again gorgeous xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    are you both now obsessed with my awesomeness lmao Relax and accept who you are. Why waste energy trying to be something you're not. Accept the hand you were dealt

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Not all men are sex starved. I most certainly would not be if I were a man. I'd be a super fit squirtmaster. They'd be lining up BUT as a former woman lol I wouldn't abuse that privilege. I would know how to treat a woman and I wouldn't lie about penis size. I won't have to. Mine will be huge 😉 and thick 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Where's that rhp ruler? 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Mask said he'd be lesbian, I'd probably be gay

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    btw I never said anything about age affecting the use of one's appendage. The appendage wasn't the main concern. But that right there highlights the problem. Just a different page, hell a different chapter

  • dan494

    dan494

    6 years ago

    I’ve always said to people imagine if there was a freaky Friday event where men’s and women’s sexuality was role reversed and the average female was as horny as the average man and men knew about the reversal but women didn’t wouldn’t that be interesting women become the hunter and men the hunted would we take advantage and get all the sex we can or would we play the games they do and play extremely hard to get either way I’m thinking the world would turn a bit slower as a lot less work would get done 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Now that's what I'm talking about. You were obviously stuck at a set of lights too 😁 But I'd like that kind of world

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I didn’t realise women were less hornier than men .. Ya learn something every day eh?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    if I'd lie about my age if I had a package 😁 Would I shave 10-15 yrs off my age? I wonder

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Not all men are sex starved. I most certainly would not be if I were a man. I'd be a super fit squirtmaster. They'd be lining up BUT as a former woman lol I wouldn't abuse that privilege. I would know how to treat a woman and I wouldn't lie about penis size. I won't have to. Mine will be huge 😉 and thick 😁 You just described me :D (well, not the "BUT as a former woman part") (or the lining up part):p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    And I have to say .. having a cock is hard work.. in my experience guys have a tough job and being on the other side gives me an appreciation for what guys go through and I don't have any of the concerns of staying hard, coming too early or worrying if its too thin or short!! And i'm pretty sure chick's orgasms are way better then a guys as well.. but damn I love it when I'm wearing my strap on and when I first put it on i love to reach down and feel the hardness in my hand and it makes me feel strong for some reason... But I love my pussy..

  • farmerjack

    farmerjack

    6 years ago

    The first thing you would do is when you wake up you feel and see if it’s still there lol then it will start growing and you think this feels nice then it becomes so hard and uncomfortable you want someone else to help and rub it maybe more and that is the start of your day every day

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It always helps with empathy to experience what other people go through, the grass is always greener kind of perspective? Like the movies where people swap bodies, Big starring Tom Hanks is a good example. It would be something new too, I can imagine the rush trying to find a woman, to try my new tool out on. See guys, I already have a tad more empathy for yas. Peachy

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    6 years ago

    Yes all the time...i would love to have a pussy for a week..I get so jealous watching my wife orgasm she just lets loose i would love to feel what she experiences..although she has said she would like to borrow my cock so she could fuck that hot back packer ..that works in a bar we visit.....maybe it would be a good experience to swap bodies for awhile. to see how the opposite sex live......it might improve relationships between F and m

  • Dirtyandfriendly

    Dirtyandfriendly

    6 years ago

    Where we swapped bodies for a day. Oh man I’d be doing some crazy shit

  • Mask_007

    Mask_007

    6 years ago

    I love that I_touch... I would give the world then you could show me all you would do with. Galega,linda, gatissima.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Have you ever wondered what the forums would be like without posts like this? Wear a strap on touch myself Sounds like a guy lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Welcome to the forum, sorry Touch isn't here to greet you. I have wondered how the place would cope without variation and yeah, loved the topic and the chance to exercise my old as fuck mind imagining the impossible. I won't say what you sound like to me. 😉🍑

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    So happy to have a cock I love pussy but dick is soooooo good to suck

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’d definitely try for the world record, really run some metres through it before the clock strikes twelve and I have to hand it back

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    There are some hypnotists that can help create the experience depending on your suggestibility.

  • Freddiefatdick

    Freddiefatdick

    6 years ago

    Lol! I used to be able to do this when much younger😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'Hidoo' There are some hypnotists that can help create the experience depending on your suggestibility. Wow, how does that work Hidoo? That could be pretty awkward? Peachy

  • Culturedanimal

    Culturedanimal

    6 years ago

    Doesn't really worry me that much as my thought process recognise that individuals who rip into the opinions of others where there are no actual gains to be made and only saddened or angry people left as a result, which are also negative results, can not be that bright or enlightened. Especially when a comment is made and then communication is blocked which indicates that they realise they are not good enough defend their position.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Apparently it is legit.. But can't find any date that it is to be shut down.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    wonder what it was like to be fucked, so I let a guy (and his wife) fuck me, and now I know But I only came once, so disappointed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I always wonder what it feel like to orgasim as a girl. I would be playing with my pussy all day if I could swap!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    No . I like to fuck pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    But did you fake it? 😂 Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    You know how your fingers get wrinkled when wet / in water for a long time. Imagine that's how mine would look if I had a pussy for a day. 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Im very happy ive got a cock. And if age is a problem in guarranteeing a hard on do what I did have a penile implant. A few pumps from the concealed pump in the scrotum and your hard for as long as you want to be. So you hace the experience of age with the ability of youth to stay hard

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I would definitely want to put my new cock inside a woman’s pussy. I’d be so gentle and slowly fuck her, hopefully to an orgasm. And I’d love to receive a head job from a man and a woman, to feel what it’s like. Plus I just love watching oral sex. Ooh and wanking in front of a mirror. If I took a dick pic, it would be wearing blue jeans in colour or black and white in a suit. Sigh. What a fantasy, to have a cock for a day.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’ve had vivid erotic dreams in which I had a hot female body, playing with my pussy and breasts and had mind blowing orgasms in those dreams. Doesn’t happen often but it’s super fine! I can also imagine having a female body it at will in great detail. Being fucked by a man or by a woman with a strap on, while another woman playing with my breasts. I imagine this occasionally when masturbating and the orgasms are big - deep inside and higher up, spreading out through my torso. It’s different to feeling male. The desire and yearning to be fucked deep in my pussy and feel that climactic release deep inside feels quite different to the feeling as a man of welling up in the base of my cock to explode outward. Still, I loooove having a cock. I love touching it at times during the day - a little squeeze or caress here and there sends delicious signals through the body. And feeling it swell and bulge in response to an erotic connection is a wonderful feeling. Even that first tingle as the blood starts flowing into it that can happen from a glance or a smile, or a few well placed words is an enlivening feeling. And blowing a big load after not cuming for a while, is such an intense release. Also, not much beats a good blowjob ;) Except maybe two! And let’s not forget those balls and how much they love being played with ;) Happy Saturday all - hope you’re all getting some tonight!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Always imagined this. Id love for some freaky Friday shit to happen. I'd wake up and spend hours playing with my pussy before going to find my male body to get fucked in all positions and suck my own dick. Then I'd try some lesbian sex and learn to squirt and a whole bunch of other stuff before going back haha. Seriously though I always think of how it would feel and I think my imagination is good because il imagine how good something might feel for them, try it and they say it feels good lol. Wonder whose orgasms feel better too haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nope I prefer having a cock, it’s way more fun to hunt what I want, penetrate then feel that wet and warm sensation hugging my cock as I thrust and build the pressure inside her pussy. You can’t beat that 🙌

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I have wondered often... I recall the first time i had sex with a woman where she lay on her back on top of me so that while My cock was inside her super wet pussy I could caress her clit with my hands... as she got close to climax I had the most amazing imagination sensation that I had a pussy and what a climax we both had!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    So U keen to catch up I touch let me no

  • findingfun

    findingfun

    6 years ago

    Great topic I think most people have thought about it at least once But on another note. Is it that some of u guys don’t take rejection well or is it that you think being rude keyboard warriors will get u laid ? Reading some of the comments targeting the lady that put forward the topic, I can only presume you boys need to start growing a dick. I bet none of u would comment like that if u couldn’t hide behind your keyboards But that’s a different topic all together

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    yes and it would be hairy coz id be too scared to shave :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It smokin hot

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    If I had a pussy I have to be very flexible because all I wanna do is eat it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’d love to be a chick for one day... I’d go directly to a xxx porn studio and get a good gangbang. As soon as someone invents breast implants that can be inflated and deflated via remote control I’m in 😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I would love to have a vagina I would be flashing it everywhere and get heaps of cock and cum up me n my bum

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Not literally ;-) I have a little laugh to myself about how some posts come across. It's then the differences between the majority of the sexes is made apparent? Peachy