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FANTASTIC!!!

February 11 2010

Ive just discovered Twitter. Its my wife sensitive area between the Twat and the Shitter. but i hav'nt work out how to communicate with others yet using it. I left a measage, check it tomorrow.

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RHP User

16 years ago

What a ugly word for a amazing place! where did it come from? what could T.W.A.T stand for?

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16 years ago

I thort I thaw a puddy cat..... What wath twat? Or someone with a lisp......? intrigued & curious

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16 years ago

Lymph (v) to walk with a lisp. ic

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RHP User

16 years ago

Tasty Wet And Tight

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16 years ago

LOL......I wonder...! Twat could it stand for? There was a Tremor....nope, lame as! Twat a lot of fun?.......nope, even lamer. Can't think of anything very imaginative, so i'll leave it up to some other Twitter'er

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RHP User

16 years ago

Twat Comet A twat comet is apparently anything expelled from a vagina at high speed. It is said that voles are placed within milady’s pudendum and then, by means of vaginal muscular contractions, the tiny field mice are shot with daunting velocity outward, to the general delight and applause of persons who pay to view such phenomena.I shall conclude today’s twatological excursus by stating clearly that Wanda & Her Amazing Voles is not an act that will replace the magician and his hat at the next summer fair.Cheersjose......

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RHP User

16 years ago

T.W.A.T.= TACTICAL.WIRELESS.APPENDAGE.TRAPPER

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16 years ago

Its late and i'm sorry but this little joke always makes me giggle.. I hate writing in lisp!.. but here goes.. .....A very excited Little man with a lisp went to the stables to buy a horse. Little man says to the guy there.. " I WANNA BUY A HORTH", i WANNA BUY A HORTH!' The guy takes the little man over to view a pretty little filly. Little man says to the guy 'can I thee her eyeths?'.. "I WANNA THEE HER EYETHS", "I WANNA THEE HER EYETHS!" So the guy lifts him up to see her eyes. "OHH WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYETHS, BEAUTIFUL EYETHS" says the little man. Then he says 'can I thee her earths?' "I WANNA THEE HER EARTHS", "I WANNA THEE HER EARTHS!" So the guy picks up the little man so he can see her ears. OHH LOVELY EARTHS, LOVELY EARTHS" says the little man. Then he turns to the guy and says ' do you think i can thee her TWOT?' " I WANNA THEE HER TWOT", " I WANNA THEE HER TWOT!" The guy looks at him discusted and pretty pissed off, and then picks up the little man, takes him to the rear end of the filly and shoves his head fair up there,... then pulls him out again! Little man wipes his face and shakes his head then says " MAYBE I THOOD OF ATHKED TO THEE HER WALK AROUND A LIDDLE BIT INTHDED !!" ....so maybe it came from people with lisps?? instead of saying someone was "hot to trot" it got turned into "hot to twot" ?? ... and then from twot came twat??? ... or maybe (ya have to sing this one)..." this goes with twat at suzannes" ?? .. so sorry it's late and i cant sleep, the mind is heading in all directions! .......Maple is hoping her mind is heading to bed soon and that her body will follow!!!! - maple -

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16 years ago

Taco Wide Apart Thankyou. Tango With A Tart Tasty Wth A Twang Tender Willing And Tenacious Thrilling Wonderful Arousing Thingummybob Tongue Willdy And Tremble

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16 years ago

For the best ''What does Twat stand for'' is..........SORRENTO! (crowd cheers)...WHAT!! I counted the votes twice. no pleasing some people.

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