M41
For all those overactive minds....
February 08 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok - self-confessed nerd. Were these lights bought before or after the ban on incandescent light bulbs, forcing us to live with very un-flattering fluoros? If they are incandescent - I would say you could tell which is which by the temperature of them... If they are fluoros, I would hook into the wiring and hook switch one up to Stalky's left nipple, one to the right nipple and (although it's not necessary) one to his sphincter. Then I'd just sit in the other room flicking the switches on and off. Not sure why. I just would.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Personally Mike, in my house, I use Clipsal C-bus and can re-program all switches on my computer so that they do whatever the hell it is I want with them. I don't even have to go into the room..... I can even make a phone call and turn the lights on, boil the jug for when I get home and turn off the alarm while on our road trip... but ok.. I'm strange like that and I like gadgets.. especially gadgets that wiggle and squirt... but that's another topic entirely. I'd be happy to judge your contest Bro! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
turn one switch on for 5-10 minutes.then turn it off.then turn on another switch and walk into the room.the warm bulb is the first switch.the one that is on is the second.and the cold one is the third.absolute
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol Jean.. you obviously dont want to win this competition. Nobody is going near my shinkter with a fluro tube... arright? What's that? Well OK .. yes... you can bring your mag light but that's it. HUgs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
How did I know DR JG and Stalky would turn this so quickly.... Wait...I was appealing to overactive minds...there you go JG, you're close, but not quite there yet.... Anyone have a answer for me yet? Cheers, Michael
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok 3 three options.... so there's a 33.3% chance of getting each one right.... right, stay with me on this...If I were to flick one light switch on for a long period of time and leave it on....If i were to flick the second light switch on ... leave the third off and walk straight in...The light off would be switch number three... now for switch one and two... I now have two options left as i have elimated one i now have a 66.6% chance and 33.3% chance of the last two getting each right... to help in this scenario if I have entered the room as soon as I had switched on light two i have a 66.6% chance that the hottest of the two lights left is light swtich number one!:-D how'd I go?? Clint
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RHP User
16 years ago
Um..........can I just stand in the door way of the light room and see which light is on after I have flicked a switch ??????? I havent GONE INTO the light room............ Or should i really be using the other side of my brain .......sliding a mirror under the door to see which light is on ??? oh I love puzzles.... Miss b did i win did i did i ?? huh huh ???
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RHP User
16 years ago
He he .... I've given your puzzle two minutes thought time and all I keep coming up with is: Why does it matter ? I fuck with the lights on or off ! I fuck by candelight. I fuck by kerosene lamp. I fuck by the stars. I try not to think too much... I find it scares most of the guys away I prefer just to fuck. Cheers, Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
The lights are not on ..is anyone home?
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RHP User
16 years ago
Absolute, you are the winner my friend.... Ladies, report to my bedroom for the Consolation Prize.... Stalky, hook Absolute up with a ticket to the caravan please ;) I'm off to buy some candles before the ladies get here! Cheers, Michael
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RHP User
16 years ago
keep the caravan rocking man..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Im in the dark...can someone enlighten me please?? Nah, dont bother....I look better when the lights are off....lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
mc, wouldn't your solution only work with incandescent globes that can't be bought any more?anyone else have another solution to this problem. caravan trips still up for grabs.lolEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
the only things i am coming up with at themoment involve C4. will try again tomorrow.Earl
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Letsgetcrazy09
16 years ago
But I have 10ft ceilings and the rooms are bare of furniture, I'm the only one in the room and have no hope of reaching the globes as i am a 3' dwarf. You giants really piss me off.......hehehehe Lets
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RHP User
16 years ago
As the duly appointed judge, despite Michael's rush to announce a winner, I believe Earl has a valid point. These light fittings could be using the new, low heat emmission LED lamps, in which case the soultions tendered so far would surely fail. Kind regards Stalkyboy light bulb consultant extraordinaire. N.B. The Judge's decision is final and no correspondence will be entered into.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Earl, It works with compact fluorescent lighting as well, and also with the halogen incadescent replacements, fluoros still get hot, just not as hot. Oceanblue- you were so close, maybe you can drive in the caravan support group, I like the fact you only take chances above 50%, reminds me a bit if my love life missbowpeek- that's a bit like using toys instead of men to get off with, you'll probably get the answer I'd you're lucky, but there's no extra variables to make it real...I do like your thinking though, "I DIDNT GO IN THE ROOM", really, that's like saying I came during the foreplay but went nowhere near the sex after.;) Miss-Saturn- we've had some beautiful nights recently in Perth, and the stars look sensational from the park I call my front yard... Don't believe me, I guess you'll just have to come here and find out;) Taipan- funny that, I've been asked a few times if anyone's home, but you've just brought up flashbacks from year 10 social studies...those were the days Earl- C4 doesn't solve everything... Just most things Trish- I thought stuff that glows in the dark contained radioactive particles... But hey, it worked for the ninja turtles, so guys that want a little more, maybe trish is onto something here ;) Cheers, Michael
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RHP User
16 years ago
Caravan support group.... I like it! Count me in! although.... I want to ride with stalky :-D ... haha I might rephrase that, would like to ride in the vehicle stalky's in lolClint
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol.. no probs bro... either way you want to do it. hehe.. it's all good by me. This road trip with the caravan... boyz.. I think we should upgrade to a coach... hehe... paint some flowers on the sides... and get Earl to come along and sing some Jonny Cash luv makin' songs. :p Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ring of Fire
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RHP User
16 years ago
I walk the line.Thankyou, thankyou very much, Earl has left the building.
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