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Forumites just for fun...

August 26 2015

So youre a forum tragic !! Cant go a week without posting. Cant go a day without reading. So imagine there is a RHP Forumite Anon group that we could attend to support each other in our sad little addiction. You walk in for the first time, a little scared. You look around the room and recognise a few familiar faces, and that makes you feel at ease. Theres Meeka in the corner, sitting on a milking stool. Tangy is over at the coffee machine charging $2 a coffee( its free) 50zcool is drumming up some pool cleaning business.... Just to name a few ( ok its supposed to be anonomous but its my scenario) everyone takes their seats and the head honcho welcomes you all and opens the floor up for any new ppl to introduce themselves and share why they feel they need to attend Forumites Anon, and what they hope to achieve from meeting with this group of recovering addicts. Ok. I will start the ball rolling...." Hi Im Willow, and Im a forum addict.( Insert replies of hi Willow) It all started very innocently for me late last year. After 6 months on the site I decided to check out what the forums were about. I was only going to go there once, or maybe twice. Maybe late at night when I was bored. Maybe just do it on the weekend.But I couldnt keep it at that. I soon found myself waking in the morning and reaching for my phone, hands shaking as I logged on for my morning fix. The excitement of seeing a whole new set of fresh topics. And the disappointment of seeing there were no new ones. I started to realise I needed help when I was missing days off work,then weeks. I forgot to eat,stayed in the same pj's for a month, didnt shave my legs... even forgot I had kids!! But I hit rock bottom when I was passing up sex because I might miss a good rumble on the forums!! So here I am. Admitting Im an addict. And admitting I need help. But I just have to nip off for a few minutes to check the forums first....brb..". Ok anyone else like to stand up and introduce themselves at Forumites Anon??

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Gosh I was barely a guest for 6 days before I'd checked out the forums and made a post!I feel I have a reasonable excuse though as I was suffering withdrawal symptoms from a lifestyle forum I was a moderator of. I had to give that up recently as my stupid working hours prevented me from doing the job I should have been and the odd thread developed into a shit fight before the aggressive over opinionated types could be checked with a private warning message or the thread posts edited.I have made cups of tea/coffee and left them on the bench to go cold. Occasionally I've been so busy reading threads that the dinner dishes stayed in the sink till the next day. The cat has actually climbed into my lap and meowed into my face when her usual asking for food techniques were ignored as I was reading forums.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Oh and I forgot to mention there's lots of threads I've ticked to "Follow this topic"!! Mwahahahaha....this one included

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I log on in the morning over breakfast, post sometimes and go to work. Often I'm not that busy so I check in here and there numerous times during the working.I don't enjoy the rumbles, or think they are "good".

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    And i post occasionally.......... Yeah. Ok. Im as fucked as Willow...... .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am actually only here for the free coffee, I feel I have my addiction well in hand (nervous laugh) I only check the forums 6 times a day so and never ever would I pass up sex, Jesus I hope not! I do get cranky if there are no new topics and think to myself, FARK people hurry the hell up. But no I don't feel I have a serious problem, I'm fine - I think ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I posted this late last night. Didnt realise it was a novel. haha.Sowwy 😝

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    cant talk masturbating Mmmmmmmmm Sour cream!!! 😝😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    To try and get over a porn addiction. I wanted to see titties I might get the chance to touch. And people talking about titties. Now checking forums for tittle talk 10 times a day. BTW. Nice titties Willow. 😅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That I'm beyond an encounter group...I do wonder though,just how many have left ,reinvented themselves and come back again..the Hotel California indeed...3 years 5 months 😱xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can you tell me when the next meeting is please?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lighten up a little. The topic is "just for fun" dude 😁

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' I posted this late last night. Didnt realise it was a novel. haha.Sowwy 😝 perhaps a case of too much coffee too late at night ?? Or that Tangy had the hide to charge for the free coffee ? Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm trying to cut my addiction, and keep telling myself all the things I discuss with my clients on a daily basis. If only I would listen to my own advice, sigh. I'll miss whole episodes of Keeping up with the Kardashians because I'm do distracted by the Lays of our Lives sagas on here, and now I can now longer follow the story line, damnit! A lot of the people I deal with professionally replace one addiction with another. Any suggestions?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Lays of our lives. Hahaha.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I need medication. I seem to be in and out of here like a dick in a whorehouse. I'm not addicted though (hang on isn't that what addicts say)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm more of a binge poster, so it's not that big of a problem. I can stop anytime, but I'm still having fun! when I'm busy, I don't even think about it. Sometimes I can just read without posting, it's not like I need to I just enjoy it. really, it's a choice not an addiction. ... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...but I'm no addict. I've got a handle on it. I used to show up for the fascinating topics...sometimes they were like Shortbread Creams or Monte Carlo's...but lately they've been more Arnotts Nice and Milk ArrowRoot. Still better than Facebook...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm not using it.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Lawn Bowls as a replacement. ......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In Brisvegas barefoot bowls is all the go with the smart younger set..almost de riguer. 😝xxFreya

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Be thinking short skirts, no undies. Do the same myself to put the heteros off on the other team..... Sorry Op. Back on topic.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Bare bum bowls

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    10 years ago

    It's my 3yr Anniversary September, I too thought this would be a passing phase, I also thoroughly investigated the site and quickly discovered the forums. It took me roughly a month of stalking the regular posters and messaged one of them to ask if my input would be valid...the rest is history. Willow describes the scenario of a first RHP meet amd greet drinks night, you walk into the room; introduce yourself and before you know it (if you're lucky!) some woman motorboats your boobage. I've tried to go "cold turkey" in the past unsuccessfully but now think I've got a handle on my addiction.....(grits teeth, trembling and sweating) but had to get a fix this weekend in Sydney. See you all at the Meet and Greet Counselling session with Meander..... Oh I've replaced logging in to check on everyone for more regular oral sex, receiving.....what can I say? Priorities people. 😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Free coffee! Where?

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Hey, my name is Lovinit, I don't have a problem at all (still in denial), but if you need to talk to someone about your forum addiction I'm only to happy to listen..... I stumbled through this door about 18months ago now, opened it up look, picked my jaw up off the ground, shut it down, cried myself asleep for the next week and when the images finally left my mind, I forgot about it. Then because I'm a curious creature, I had to opened it up again a couple of months later, giving it a second chance, found the forums, thought to myself WTF have I stubbled into here, what an eye opener for the vanilla girl.... It was Indy aka On_safari, who suggested that I travel to Sydney with her and LD for a meet and greet, what a wonderful experience, meeting the forum royalty, I now fondly refer to as my weekend of firsts. So along with my non addiction/problem, has come life long friends made, experiences had, attitude adjusted, mind opened, I think 7 meet and greets, countless posts, a few arguments, a couple of outbursts and I haven't looked back since...... But I don't have a problem.....💋

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Your new pics are so much better (I think). You actually look younger.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Your new pics are so much better (I think). You actually look younger. I actually loaded up 2 more, but have had trouble getting them taken up (the loading system is soooo slow). Will be trying again tomorrow to get them onboard, just for a bit more variety. Thank you for your kind review. Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hello im BigOcean i am a recovering Forumite addict , i am not fully clean in fact i have a dirty mind but after i suffered a severe overdose of Pie, I had to turn my world back around as it was spinning on its axis out of control I was feeding my addiction as much pie as it could take and then some more . Until the inevitable overdose ! That was internally as tragic as it was externally . I recently was listening to an interview regarding drug addictions and i found this fascinating ,in that an addiction often in most cases is caused from a negative or trauma in life or a depressive state , and to punish a drug addict for being such, is in fact the worse thing we can do for an addict as they become more isolated and there life becomes lifeless there fore thrusting an addicts desire to be as far from there life they can be ! hence the addiction that takes control ! My forumite addiction was just that , from a relationship breakdown i needed an outlet . Enter the Pie !! when i first delved into the two dimensional cyber erotica it became a compulsive uncontrolled need to log on and get a hit !! Made me feel fulfilled worthy and scored some good fucks!! before i knew it, it was the only world that existed, the outside world being a distant memory the addiction had begun , hours on hours spent thousands of words written thousands of messages sent. I was a full on Forumite and pie addict . I soon became isolated within my cyber world amoungst a community of cyber freaks that who no doubt like me were in it over there head in denial of there little tormenting addiction that was taking control of there lives . The need to feed on pie thrust my world to an overdose, i became so isolated then i was restricted from the forums ,punished ! the worse punishment for an addict as all it does is drive the addict to want it more than ever , the dry out was intense i was perplexed on edge "trapped outside the inside" Cold sweats ready to implode the isolation for an addict is the irony of the addiction . Then out of the blue one message from one woman bought me back to life and lets say back from the forumites hell !! This one message this one message of encouragment and love filled my viens with the need to jump up and scream out "fuck im alive" And that is the only way i see to break any addiction with love encouragement and a self worth for all addicts be it forumite or a drug addict or any addiction that takes control of your life for in the beginning its wonder and in the end its no wonder at all how it controls . There was an addict that used a line to end every post and back then myself and many others thought ! Fuck give it a rest haha but now you know what every one that reads this all i can say for what ever your journey never give up because ? Your worth it .😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Post Big O Hugs xxFreya

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Bump this topic... I think I may be addicted though some good topics are down to a trickle... But still i hang around... waiting for the next fix. Lol Been here 2 years, discovered forum about 2-3 months after joining. Posted my first topic, and got nailed to the cross for it by a few well-known forum heavies then.. Got scared and then told myself "Stuff them. they are just as human as I am. I may not be as kinky or experienced in swinging as them, but my views are just as valid as theirs. So take that. " Lol I would go for a week or so, even a month without reading it or posting then I go on a binge. Rest is history... So where is the hors d'ouvre table... and coffee ... What? That industrial-strength shit for $2???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    For the bump lily,,bitter sweet to read Big O's post xxFreya

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    I just read that and reflected for a moment or two about Big O... Livign big indeed.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Big O obviously but he sounds like he was much respected around here. I check the forums daily and try to contribute. I check every ten minutes on the frame building forum I'm a member of. After a while the same topics get hashed over again but there is usually some new input. I've learned a few things trawling around in the back pages here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Actually BigO was a bit of a troublemaker, but he was our troublemaker. I hope he's soaring up there somewhere. :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I post sometimes in the public forums but I do read them more..I like reading forums...Provides me an opportunity to see what others are thinking, find out something interesting, learning something new. I am addicted to learning new stuff. I always learn something new. Today I learnt that there is a condition called dermatillomania and it is related to A, OCD B, Stress-anxiety C, Sublime pain. Yesterday I learnt that there is a star in the solar system - named K846285, which emits strange signals...it is most likely due to a collision that has just recently taken place (recently as in light years) but it is interesting... I did learn something the day before yesterday but I cannot recall it now - might have to go back and learnt it again... What will I learn tomorrow? :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Wow. Reading it again sent shivers through me. Possibly one of his last contributions here as well. Thanks for bumping the thread Lily

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well this is a blast from the past.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    And started by a WheresWally My first thought was to perhaps instead to see if anyone wants to play Where's Willy? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Posted ... - Posted from rhpmobile