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Funky spunk?

December 22 2009

Sadly I am new to this site and am well aware that this topic has probably been brought up before, so apologies for the possible double-up. Thankfully I have not yet been in such a situation but I happened to be watching a particular episode of Sex and the City and it got me thinking... How would you/have you approached the issue of bad tasting cum?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am what is commonly known as a considerate lover and would just let you spit it out.  In exchange I would expect a thankyou kiss (but no tongue) :-)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    somewhere where the taste buds aren't ...lol... sure you can figure it out from there! Cheers Nev

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'au46305'I am what is commonly known as a considerate lover and would just let you spit it out.  In exchange I would expect a thankyou kiss (but no tongue) :-)   i totally just LOL'd for real at this comment.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    i remember that episode, will paraphrase: "Dear Funky spunk, try a hint of mint!!!" i think i watch too much tv..but to answer that sticky question..its the reaction of a few seconds..tastes good, swallow, tastes funky..spit it out!!! no point gagging or dry retching afterwards, you just have to hope the guy is understanding or doesnt care!!!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Its not a new subject of course. Cum is an acquired taste much like red wine etc. Give him it back in his mouth ie snowball. Most guys know one can sweeten cum with pineapple juice and other fruits. Mars

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    That's easy, tell him to eat parsley.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The very reason I generally don't let it anywhere near my face!! Even the smell makes me retch!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'SpankkRock' i totally just LOL'd for real at this comment.   Of course you did it's because I'm a funny prick.  Shame you're not my type.  Do you have a sister?             Quoting 'SpankkRock' Quoting 'au46305'I am what is commonly known as a considerate lover and would just let you spit it out.  In exchange I would expect a thankyou kiss (but no tongue) :-)   i totally just LOL'd for real at this comment.         Quoting 'SpankkRock' Quoting 'au46305'I am what is commonly known as a considerate lover and would just let you spit it out.  In exchange I would expect a thankyou kiss (but no tongue) :-)   i totally just LOL'd for real at this comment.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    As everyone else has so wisely suggested...Spit it out! LOL I have an aversion to sperm that I can't get over. The taste of it sets off my gag reflex, so instead of swallowing, just let your man release it on you somewhere besides your mouth! Use your imagination!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Most guys don't like the smell/taste of it either, so I if you tell him straight, I don't think he would be offended.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I don't like the taste of my man's and neither does he. He doesn't mind if I spit. He does say though it tates sweet when mixed with my jiuces!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    From my own experiences...I find gents that are well hydrated generally have a less strong flavour.Pineapple juice is a widely accepted "flavour enhancer"...lol...but just about anything will help...Oh...and tell him to lay off the garlic, onion and asparagus...all can taint the taste.But...like everyone else has suggested....find another place for him to cum..(mmm..I love it all over my tits...feels soooo silky when rubbed in..)or just spit it out.If he doesnt get it....make him taste it himself and see how he goes.But remember...he's had a while to get used to the taste...lol!Just my opinion...BJxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    why would a guy mind if ya spit it out...after all, haven't ya just given him somefink special...>>>...nods head up an down...sheesh....ya mean some guys want EVERYTHING!!!!...ya can spit it out, but i must confess...i'm not yet ready ta taste my own....cheersjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Jose now I have read your many post ......... always funny and thoughtful ...... ( we are yet to master the same but working on it!) I must say I am disappointeed you have not "manned up" and tasted your own!   Now the wonderful miss Sarahs last partner's cumm tasted like bleach she has explained to me it has taken her sometime , (and years of counselling) for her to venture near mine. This yes yes yes lead me to give it a try. I am naturally inquisitive so had to try it, it should also be noted that this inquisitive mind was what allowed me to,  allow Gaz, to recently lick my armpits ( that and he started before I could say stop). I must say its taste kinda salty very gooey! (cumm that is not armpits) but overall ok. Now if someone says to me would you ...... I can say YES!   Now more to the point can I add to the ever clever MissBJs list asparagus! oh dear I cant remember the chemical in it that does it I think its sulphur but I am sure someone will let me know.   Jose .......... the challanges it out there............. drink up!     Peace and luv to all sexy swingers! xxxxxx   Brae

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    isn't spitting it out - while a natural reaction - a bit late? It is alreay there - past the point of no return, so to speak. If I put a chocolate in my mouth, I'll taste the chocolate whether I swallow it down or spit it out. (Though spitting it out makes a very graphic "no damn way do I want THAT in my mouth again")good call Brae, it is the sulphur compounds in asparagus. Eating lots of tuna too - good for the muscles, not so good for...Semenex will make cum taste better, though it tastes pretty ordinary. It is a powederd concentrate of all the fruits, veges and spices that get trotted out as improving the taste individually - but it saves you from drinking a thousand litres of pineapple juice.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Tell him to eat/drink pinapple...thats what ex's have told me. But it comes down to what you personally can handle. If you have a fear, disgust or hate for something, its going to take a lot of training of the mind to stand it.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    if you dont want to swallow the bait finish him off with a furrious fist job. Nothing better. Well almost

  • wannabyummymummy

    wannabyummymummy

    16 years ago

    the other thing i have found is that when hubby and i were both smokers i didn't notice however when i quit smoking before he did i noticed it tasted rather rank ( i am a fan of the swallow so was rather disappointed with this) however when he quit smoking i found it tasted great again, never heard of the pineapple thing and he is not a fan of it so wonder what it is he does eat that makes it nice??? I think the spit option or the finish on yourself somewhere( ie tits) are both rather acceptable choices and really if he is offended that tough as others have suggested have him taste it!!Good luck hope you find yummy spunk instead and it isn't an issue.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I must have an strong stomache, I dont mind swallowing but do expect a kiss............. Fairs fair lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Most guys who have bad tasting cum are either smokers or have a terrible diet. If you diet consists of lots of raw veggies and fruit then you will have no problem at all. So eat right and happy endings for all