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Funny 'fails'

September 21 2017

Was at a party recently when a guy tried - in vain - to get his condom off in time to cum all over his partners boobs (she absolutely loves it when guys give her breasts a spray). Alas his timing was wrong and he ended up cuming in the condom but in his haste to whip the condom off he spilled most of the cum on her boobs and the rest on her arm. It was one of those light hearted moments where he failed in his original intent but the result was a laugh for all who were present. And it made me think about the close association between people being relaxed and able to have a laugh (sometimes at themselves) and those most memorable nights. Surely there must be a goldmine of stories about things going wrong - but in a funny way??

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  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    8 years ago

    One time at band camp....😁 Does destroying a bed count? As in, the timber end completely destroyed....snapped like a toothpick. Hardwood just isn't as hard as it used to be 🤣

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    We were at a private party with two other couples as a single lass, and were having an at times relaxed, sexy, arousing and fun evening. During a lull in play in the bedroom, things ramped up between my partner and I. Very soon we were fucking hard and fast, both feeling turned on that our lust seemed to be getting the others interested again. The others went from laying around to staring lasciviously, touching each other, even reaching out to touch my partner's tits as the swayed to my thrusts (we were in doggy) or to grab my ass. I was feeling like my very own, home,add porn star when suddenly I pulled out a bit too far and missed a thrust. I went from hero to zero, with a nearly broken cock in the space of a millisecond. The other men present groaned and one rushed to my side in sympathy to help. Needless to say, once I got over the initial pain, I had a good chuckle with everyone else, and gave over my place in "the driver's seat" to someone else.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    In some hot passion with an X and christening a new rental that had recent renovations/house division. Picked her up and pushed her into the wall... Shonky renovation as we both went through the wall and ended up in the landlords lounge room. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Did same with a bed that belonged to aunty wifes . .snaped in half lol - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Meeting a hot married guy, grabbed some coffees from Muzz Buzz, quick chat at the cars, agree to drive somewhere a little more private. He was on a bike (motorbike) so off we went in my car. Park up, chat a bit, I was over chatting so moved to kiss him and he said he didn't kiss 👎 ffs he couldn't have told me that before? Didn't proceed, was furious actually, but the worst part was I was really horny, turned on by him and had him right there to play with, I just couldn't go through with it without full intimacy. So I consider that a fail, though not funny 😳 No epic fails with furniture. Have destroyed a lounge and most of the carpet in that room, all soaked/sodden with my ejaculate, but the house was soon to be renovated, he didn't care, let rip with one of the most intense encounters I've had. But that wasn't a fail 😜

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quoting 'TnM4fun' I went from hero to zero, with a nearly broken cock in the space of a millisecond. The other men present groaned and one rushed to my side in sympathy to help. I'm curious as to how he was going to help? holding the broken penis together? (I knew where the story was going, but I still winced in pain) One kid at a party, had himself all worked up over an absolutely smoking hot (and dirty as all hell) girl. She pushed her arse towards him and growled to fuck her hard... and then the silly bugger realised he'd forgotten to grab a condom on and there weren't any in the room, so off he ran to find some. Some other chivalrous gent stepped up in his stead.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    So u drove him back to his bike and that was it😧

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    But a funny tale nonetheless. Went out camping with a heap of others, we were staying at a campground with a shower/toilet block. Myself and another got a bit amorous after a few drinks, decided we would try and have a shag whilst we showered together in the female toilet/shower block. We snuck in under the cover of darkness, having a nice time but getting increasingly unnerved by the amount of mums bringing their kids in for (rather late) showers. We managed to sneak me back out unnoticed, the both of us still randy as and unsatisfied. So we scurried our way around the campground finding private little spots to continue our adventures. Each spot we found physically uncomfortable so would try for a bit then move on to try somewhere else. Eventually we ended up back at our campsite shagging in the tray of someone's ute. Everyone had gone to bed by that stage so we thought we were in the clear. Even though it was dark of course, we thought in our drunken state that nobody knew what we were up to throughout all our shenanigans. Come morning of course, guess what all our fellow campers were making jokes about. Apparently we made quite the silhouetted sight scurrying about from bush to bush, rock to rock - bouncing away here there and everywhere. We were a bit red-faced.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    During one impromptu event with a former partner.... changing positions saw my foot comes into contact with her head.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yep, and around the same time, had the same thing happen with another attached guy, that progressed a bit further, funny as fuck now, but wasn't at the time. We started to get busy in his car 😉 he was kissing my navel/stomach, some time passed, seemed to be hovering there way too long, not moving down or up lol 😂 I asked him to kiss me and he said he couldn't kiss me, was that okay? Um noooooo it wasn't okay 👎 worse, he didn't seem keen on venturing downward, and I was angry because he couldn't have revealed the no kissing rule before we met? Very quickly got out and told him to drive me home. That was a VERY long drive home, steely silence, I was fuming lol I'm sure I had smoke coming out of my ears 😀 Anyway, that'll teach me for being a scarlet woman 😇 I did learn from those experiences and following that, always asked if they playef freely, kissed etc and never had a problem after that. On topic, I don't recall breaking any furniture, God what have I been doing with my time?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ever heard the saying "God gives nuts to toothless people?? " not sure if universal or just my country... But applies so well here... - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Don't forget the odd "friendly fire" incident :P

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ✨ I was bouncing on him and, just as I was cumming, leaned forward and he did too. Ended up headbutting each other. We both saw stars that day lol 🌀 Have queefed more times than I can remember, which always makes us both giggle when I'm trying hard to concentrate on cumming 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

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