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Gift Ideas

March 16 2010

Having been invited away this weekend to an invitation-only BDSM-themed birthday weekend extravaganza... I'm wondering what to get the Birthday Boy as a gift... What do you get the sadist who has everything? Any ideas? :P

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    It's his birthday...he's expecting all manner of inventive gifts or at least some kind of token...he's a sadist...you give him nada... Other than you prancing around in your finest gear of course! lol Can't wait to hear all about it!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi Sophie I suggest you go with something creative, I"m thinking hard for you and will update when the ideas flow. Right now I'm thinking - nut crackers (the silvery metal ones) with a bag of nuts in their shell. You could write a card saying... "in case you feel like cracking some real nuts for a change " ! Mmmm I will keep thinking ! xx Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hey there Missy... thanks for the nut cracker idea, lol, very original... and yes, I am looking for a creative idea... something that no one will have thought of... keep thinking!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    A voucher for 1, 12 hour play session, with you!Hotel room, ropes, Blindfolds, Chopsticks, champagne, a stool, video camera, are all a mustanything else you can think of is an optional extra!You could even make the voucher very cool looking, but once he realises what the worth of the voucher, well, who knows the party may come to an abrupt end as he whisks you away!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Get him nothing! That'll hurt more than a cactus butt plug. Random

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hmmmm....Make up 3 cards...each with a question on it...and when you give him the cards, he has a time limit to answer the questions...If he answers all 3 questions correctly, well, he gets to play with you (?) you can work out the bonus...the first two questions should be very easy...but the last one very, very hard...Now, if he gets one wrong...hehe...I think you can think of a suitable punishment...Maybe a lame idea...And you shall probably receive this post after Easter...as i think i am on the banned list...lol...cheers and have funjose...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hmmmm both suggestions so far are good......nut crackers lol I like the imagery but areyou wanting to give a gift that stands out from the rest ? In that case a 12 hour play voucher with you wb something exceptional.....but that also depends on whether that is possible/practical I suppose..... Not knowing the birthday boy makes it hard (in fact thinking about the BDSM party makes it hard !) lol......perhaps a gift certificate for a porn star quality blow job from yourself ? I mean, EVEN IF he has "everything", you cant have too many of those can you ? ' Anyway...we all hope you report back here next Monday with what your gift was and....a'hem...how it went down ??!!?? (By the way...where are all the 'BDSM themed birthday weekend extravaganzas' around here FFS ?' I'm getting me one of those !!) lol DoggyStyle.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    HOw about some sort of mask or hood so he cant see anything that is happening !! that would be a pisser..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    thanks guys for all the ideas!!! It's never easy to get gifts for guys at the best of times! :P a 12 hour voucher, hey? lol... that will get me into all sorts of trouble... and probably leave all sorts of marks! lol :P

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Give him a kitten and a birthday sponge cake in the shape of a daisy. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    How about a "pretty" little box kept together with a chain and padlock with a little card saying "In case of emergencies" Inside would be: elastic bands bulldog clips scissors sticky tape super glue But really you could put anything inside ! I can think of MANY uses for ALL of the above AND they would start some fun communication at the party as everyone ponders on how super glue and scissors could be used in some FUN. Wish I was coming ! Miss Saturn

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Give him a kitten and a birthday sponge cake in the shape of a daisy. Hugs Stalky some pink balloons and fairyflossahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky' Give him a kitten and a birthday sponge cake in the shape of a daisy. I've heard of gerbils, but a KITTEN?!, holy geebus that's hardcore

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks for the interesting ideas guys... Yeah, sydneyboy, i agree... i won't be giving a kitten to a sadist anytime soon... poor kitty! lol... perhaps I could dress as a kitty and take it's place??? :P