Girl Maths/Boy Maths

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  CliveWing

  2 years ago

  I dont have any new ones, but I would like to say firstly congratulations on saying "Maths" in the title, and secondly I've read a few of these memes in the past few days on reddit and a lot of them seem to be just venting anger and nasty shiiting on the opposition in ways both misoginistic and misandrist instead of being funny. Hope that doesnt happen here and people stay nice.

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  RHP User

  2 years ago

  Let’s see: Boy maths: maybe she forgot to respond after reading the message…I’ll politely remind her 8 times over the next hour. Girl maths: I exist, I’ve done enough. Boy maths: Heyyyyy. Girl maths: sounds good hehe. Boy maths: the options are “ruin you”, “eat you out for hours”, “make you cum all night”. Girl maths: too needy, too nice, too short, oooh bad boy with tattoos and 68 validations. (Profile says looking for a man to treat me right and not be a fckboy). I assume there’s meant to be elements of cynicism and sarcasm??

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  2 years ago

  .. Boy Maths: 1 profile x 1 message = 1 expected response / 60 seconds. Girl Maths: 1 profile x 262 messages/ 24 hours = fuck off I just don’t have the time.

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  2 years ago

  “E = mc2” Boy (theorem): Excitement = my cock x itself Girl (in response): Enthusiasm = milk x coffee (extra shot)

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  2 years ago

  … A triple entendre Rachypants! 😊😊😊

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  2 years ago

  Here’s a bit of “girl math” for you, of which I pondered over in a moment of idleness. Methinks the results might just answer the oft asked question of “why oh why don’t women respond to my messages?” (See previous posts adnauseam). A glance at the most recent 50 “new” female members on RHP (at the time of posting this) reveals the following information: Number of new members with their profile name ending in a number = 20/50 (40%) Number with no profile pic = 22/50 (44%) Number with only one solitary pic = 37/50 (74%) Number with no verification status = 47/50 (94%) And here’s the kicker guys! ….. Out of those “new female” members whose profile names end in a number, the percentage that ALSO have either NO photo or just ONE single photo, AND are also unverified is……. 95%! 😊… Hmmm… does anyone have any derring-do conclusions? 🤔 (Hint: save your messages fellas!)😉 This community message is brought to you by PastrySceptics Anonymous.

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  carol18

  2 years ago

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  AussieKisser

  2 years ago

  Boy maths: send dick pic this will get me laid girl maths: I've had enough of dick pics, giving up on guys for good

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