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Goodness Gracious Me!

September 22 2010

Hi all. As you might recall Sal announced to the world that she has been all brave and put a single profile for me on RHP. She wrote the profile, added the pictures and called me the infamousandy. The description on the site was full of 'respecting us as a couple' la de darrrr. I had zero input in this profile. I'm thinking wow that's pretty cool. What a cool girlfriend, trying to find me ladies to play with. Umm hold on, the pictures on there are me looking scruffy and one with my back to the camera. Umm okay - in the week or so that my profile has been up I've had about 12 views, twelve - I've also had winks from three 'guest' woman. One from a couple, and one from a goat called charlie in El Salvidor whose on premium membership at least! So lets put this in perspective. The couple profile of Salandy has enough attention from single males and couples. Single males I might add who if they had read our profile would have spotted the 'we will find you if we need you' statements throughout. We have people viewing our profile mostly because of our posts on the forums. (I'm assuming) We have enough contact for single straight guys for Salina to handle thrice over, probably because the couple profile is prominently features a certain buxom salina. Anyway what's the point of this? Salina and I recently were toying with the idea of playing alone, if everyone is respectful and our relationship comes first. This was born from an encounter I had encouraged with Salina and a male friend down in our garage. An encounter I was not involved in. The fact was he was a straight guy and I was uncomfortable being involved in the session. So I cooked them dinner, and fed them after their sexual workout. The point of me having a single profile, was because straight girls who don't want bi play could approach us as a couple, but if they wanted to play alone with me it could be considered (if everything was cool). That was reasonable I assumed? Straight girls could see me as an individual not as a couple, read the profile know the score. Right? Good. A week later Salina then posts up her own single profile; complete with glamor RHP model of the month pics. I found out about this ex post defacto! I went on my laptop the other night and her profile was left open, not that i care BUT I noticed there must have been an error on the contacts for she had received in the 46 hours that profile had been open. 90 flirts, 47 messages from full members. UN-fucking believable!!! exclamation mark infinity! Now I know why single girls never respond, they are being bombarded but thousands of guys !So anyway all you guys flirting and winking and messaging Sal. Please pick up your game. How else is she going to snag one of you, for a daytime hookup? I want to bring this evolution of our swinging to the top of the list. WHy? Because we've not done it before! Well -- I've not done it before -- well once, but that was early on and I said I was sorry :oSo to the 90 flirts, and 40 people who messaged her, get your bloody finger out and please take my wife! (irony being that salina's not my wife) because when she gets more comfortable with the idea, I get to playyyyyyy and dance and sing all that. P.S I'm now known as thepenismightier75 The trick being that if you read 'penis' in that profile name and not 'pen is' - you've got sex on the brain and are the perfect girl for me.

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RHP User

15 years ago

.. brilliant post! LMAO! I am so glad I logged on to RHP for the first time in a month, opened up the forums and read this post first, because now, I've got my fix of that rare RHP forum brilliance that has been lacking around this place for a while now!Good luck Andy

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RHP User

15 years ago

Yeah.. but why didnt you delete all teh other messages so mine stands out??? :p Some mate you are!! Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

15 years ago

sad fucker, eh????????????? you a funny fucka Andy, crackin me up man..... ahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Earl

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RHP User

15 years ago

sorry Andy, but fuck me, you have got more messages and flirts than me even when my profile said..."come fuck me"....i still didnt get that many messages and flirts but im with the others...your wife is gorgeous, did you really expect her to get nothing lol roxxy

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RHP User

15 years ago

and pay for membership so he can be one of the hundreds of guys bombarding the singles lasses. lets face it with Andy's looks (that back of you pic is hot, all broody looking out over the lake) and if he writes messages like he writes forums he will do just fine :)I think Andy and I should have datenight....we meet the single f and single m foursome style everyone meets with approval and providing the two singles don't run off with each other Andy and I get our separate play experience...sounds good in theoryI wonder if it would really work.RHP women of the world, I have said it once and I will say it again, he has a profile, go and get him! I really wont be that difficult about it all I promise. I don't have a checklist, three page questionnaire, 2 stage interview process and contract to be signed in triplicate just so he can have a bit of fun! Don't be scared off because of meeee! I am sure I will find a way to fill in time while Andy plays away ;)xx Salina

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playfulminx

15 years ago

You're a man of much humour and pretty easy on the eyes ;) I think if you did do your messaging around, you'd get bites.

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RHP User

15 years ago

I recently tried a very similar experiment with our old couples profile, in that, when i had saucy and tasteful pictures of Mrs Rough we were absolutely bombarded with winks and messages.I then decided to change the profile pic to one of me, looking rather dapper in my black bonds singletWe went from 40-80 messages and winks per week to............nudda, zip, zero.The singlet was clean even!!!!! What a blow to the Ego, i couldn't even attract our Bi and Gay friends Now i know that the bonds singlets are often referred to as a "wife beater", but surely that wasn't THE reason??So i totally understand your frustrationBut i also believe i have a solution.I have been observing the single female profiles (Purely for research purposes....honest), and have deduced that they have certain "Assets" that seem to attract the messages and winks.With that in mind, i believe you need to get some tasteful shots done, with just a slight hint of the "man cans".You can do the demure bent over shot, and squeeze your arms together a bit, to get a better cleavage happening from them "Mitties", or my personal favourite, a single pointer finger over the top of your nipples, with a saucy grin looking right at the camera, a la "Austin Powers". This shot i believe would be "Wild" and have the babes flocking.Failing that, you could always try the old "Dick Shot", must be working cause so many retards are doing it heheOoops sorry, not very politically correct , i will rephrase that........Could do the old "Cock shot"! ............there , thats better!Note: Have not put too much thought into this one, so could be full of shit. Follow advice at your own peril

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RHP User

15 years ago

Hey all Andy here, checked the single guy profile - I've had wait for it '1' view in 24 hours.... from a dude! What the FLIP?And why are you all laughing at me, this wasn't a 'funny' post!! Stop laughing, I'm very very annoyed, speaking of whichTassie for the record the TWO most annoying things you can say to me are 'suck it up princess' and 'you've got too much time on your hands.' 'Suck it up princess' just sounds like some occa sheila not being able to handle a man talking about his feelings....and men have feelings, they get hurt feelings. Of course when you speak such a terrible statement you have to get the country twang just right - 'take a table spoon of concrete darl and harden the fuck up!!!' urgghh blood cold, must get away!! A tassie to be fair to one and all, you probably arn't getting many flirts because your profile says 'im just here for the forums so you dont need to know anything about me" Hardly an invite to your parlor for tea and crumpet!! Right where was I, oh yes here we go, Salina has had her obligingly say. I think honey our evil plans will never take off. Actually speaking of evil plans, we were talking to the young couple on msn and they said to us 'we are new at this, would love to be your apprentices' and the evil laugh that salina gave when I told her this, blood ...cold... again.Posy man jugs shots luvit, umm well if we are talking secondary sexual organs... What if I was the first male RHP model of the month? That should get me some attention, little bit of testicular cleavage, what about me in a shower with two chicks...(obviously not sal) oh I can see a photo shoot coming on. Okay Red Hot Pie I'm ready for my closeup!!

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N4November

15 years ago

PMSL - I saw "THE PENIS IS MIGHTIER..." amazing the tricks your eyes play on you hahahahha and whispers... btw Andy... up your way 15-16 October ;)

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RHP User

15 years ago

I've looked at your 'single' profile. It's the pictures. You need to upload a better selection AND a better display picture. I think that will help your cause.

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RHP User

15 years ago

Looks lke i'm going to have to change my main pic, :P thanks softy and baygirl ... call me :)a

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tank__girl

15 years ago

with my flirt Andy! Now I know how it feels to be on the other end, getting no replies..? :( I quite like the sexy little smile.. But then again, I've seen the whole package and say if you've got it flaunt it! ..while you've still got it?!

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RHP User

15 years ago

I put up pics not showing our faces because I did not want our pics to end up on the log in page, something we both agreed we did not want, but girls keep your feedback coming.....xx Salina

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tank__girl

15 years ago

I do remember discussing this with you, and do understand your reasons, but it seems since then I've had a change of heart! I put my face up in my profile this week, although not as the main pic. Maybe you, or Andy could do that? ..oh yes, and look who ends up on the log in page! lol.. Booty's booty! 'They' musnt've like my new main pic? The reason I do think it's a good idea to have a face pic in there somewhere, especially for a male...is that...if a guy was to flirt or message me, I like to see who I'm talking to? I've never been on a blind date, and never will! It's just easier than sending the messages and and forth asking if you can see a photos of them, waiting for replies etc. Then then avoiding that god awful 'let down' once you know from first impressions, there's just no attraction there. I 'used' to send guys flirts on here who may've had an appealing torso shot, hoping to receive a message in return. But I'm not going to do that anymore, because of this. New rule, time to update the profile....... PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU DON'T HAVE PICS, I'M NOT GOING TO READ THEM. Thanks. Not saying this hasn't worked for me with genuine boys too! Thanks boys X ;) And, because of this?!? This is a very recent message history from a male member, after asking to see a 'face pic'...... *I dont have pics of my face on my laptop and I have been cautious about sending them all over the place on this site. Its not cos Im bad looking Is that a pre-requisite to meeting you? *Not that I'm some vain, snobby bitch who will only look at 'very attractive' men or anything?! It's just nice to see who you are talking to, and yes I do think it is rather important to see whether there is some kind of attraction there?? Don't you.......? *Oh yeah - I agree 100% I just dont like sending audition pics. It dampens the anticipation. Im happy to let you talk to women on here that I have hooked up with to give you a review of my "performance" and what I look like. I would think that would count for something? *Haha... Ummm, sounds like more of an audition to me, or maybe more like a job interview now?! I really don't want to have to go and check your 'personal' references?! And even if you had a dozen women telling me you're sexy etc. That is their opinion, not mine. I don't care a out your performance, I want to know what you look like before we have to gaze into eachothers eyes while you screw me?! Sorry, that's me....... Like it or leave it! *Ok. I will consider that - you are worth it. Would something from about 8 years ago do? *Ummmm... If you haven't aged a day in eight years then yeah sure?! I'm sure you have a more recent photo? If not, I'm sure you have a phone with a camera on it, and you could send me one via mms if you like? etc etc etc.... He has all my details ....and still no pic? 'They' whinge and moan about having no luck on RHP etc.....??? Ahhhhhh, hello? Start playing like a grown up and you might get somewhere.....! And to all the other nice willing and able boys whom I've been in touch with, I'm getting there :P

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