RHP

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Guys...How's it hanging?

August 10 2015

A question for the guys.Just a quick survey to see if there is a connection between the side your penis sits in your pants, to being left or right handed.So,if you are right handed, does he hang to the right? ( this was one of those" standing around the coffee machine on a monday morning at work" topics today) So I need to survey this and have results for the girls at work. Thankies 😁☕

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I didnt mean only guys can contribute. Its a public forum for anyone who wishes to add their 20c worth (inflation has upped it from 2c )

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Hangs and grows to the right. ie So when he gets his kink on, he always stiffens up and points to the right in the pants.Happy to come over and give the ladies a practical demo around the drink cooler.........

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Wondering how the girls at work would have the interests in penises peeked, if you were to mention a guy's wife is sounding a steel rod (a biro pen near about) through the eye of his penis for prostrate stimulation and some stretched nerves for added sensations, nearly sensitive as the clitoris with orgasms (The bomb). Back when I was a younger bloke, my penis would have an elegant curve gently swaying beautifully off too the right, left handed and trained from masturbation. It's a lot straighter these days because Tara is right handed and counter masturbates the angle of the dangle. As for the hang in the pants, can't be sure as my penis spends most time trying and with a little swagger, getting into Tara's pants is the preferred hang either or anyway for that matter. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If you leave the biro inserted, you could pretend you were Mr Squiggle!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Left and I'm a righty ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • compressor

    compressor

    10 years ago

    I an right handed and hangs to the left

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    and it hangs slightly to the left

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Not going to help your survey out one bit, unfortunately...but perhaps may give you more to think about. I'm ambidextrous, but usually use my right hand for writing, but has nothing to do with the way it hangs, as it does not have a preference either. Sorry, Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    As a right-hander my old fella has always happily hung to the left. I love the term to which side do you dress

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Most Definately a lil curve to the left - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I keep things fresh...... I don't pick sides...... as long asit doesn't hang out the bottom of my jeans. DO you know how painful it is to roll over the tip in an office chair????!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well there you go. Seems so far, the old fella sits opposite the what hand you use. Thats interesting.

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    10 years ago

    Oh dear me. Hahaha. Things we come up with in the forum... Chuckles... Okay... getting some popcorn and biro and notebook.... taking down stats... to be used against anyone in the courts.. haha.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Right handed here, and hang to the right, or in loose clothing, sway in the breeeeeze! :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm a twin we are classed as mirror image twins. He is left handed I am right handed he is right footed I am left footed. From the survey so far I can see it is opposite but me right handed I do trend to curve to the right and while relaxed I do comfortably lady to the right. Now how to ask my bro which way he hands?? Just did for thought cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Not going to help your survey out one bit, unfortunately...but perhaps may give you more to think about. I'm ambidextrous, but usually use my right hand for writing, but has nothing to do with the way it hangs, as it does not have a preference either. Sorry, Tall Sounds like it has everything to do with it, maybe your dick is ambidextrous too?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' Well there you go. Seems so far, the old fella sits opposite the what hand you use. Thats interesting. I'm a leftie and mine hangs to the left. Prefer to go commando though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When you undo your zip (usually right side ) 'its easier to put your hand in and drag it outta there if its leaning to the left.. Makes sense to me... There ' take that one back to the coffee machine forum and see what the consensus is... food for thought...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My dicks not big enough to hang either way. Looks like 3 balls in the outline of of my Y-fronts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If you are right handed, and only use your right hand to wank you will generally hang to the left, due to the kink factor, (vice versa for left handed), if you use both hands and no kink then even stevens. If you are right handed and use your right hand to unzip, then left hand to pull out for a piss, then you will probably put it back on the right side (using left hand). You may however use your right hand to unzip, then your left hand to hold undies up (if have any), then right hand to pull out and put back, then will put back on left side. If it is cold and a grower, then hangs neither side. So... depends on if you are right or left handed, if you wank with one or both, if you are a grower or shower, how you manage going for a piss, and what clothes you are wearing at the time. Got it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Now line up and drop your pants so I can check for myself 😏 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Really articulated the real question precisely. Does MrCocko hang to your wanking hand, or does he hang opposite! So in answer to that question. Hangs Right Wank Left. Sounds like an aircraft "donit"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    dress left.....this is the norm I believe....usually rests to the opposite of handedness...straight when hard.Ladies , a little survey you can do, next time you are walking down the street study crotches closely and I'm sure you'll be able to tell whether the gentleman dresses left or right. Record results and I'm sure the left hangers will be most by about 7 to 1 which is about the ratio of right handers to left handers.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'willowtree_2' If you leave the biro inserted, you could pretend you were Mr Squiggle!! Was thinking of cavalier, brave, or something the girls might have found dashing. The biro was to set the visual only a prop for the real steel and of all things.. Mr Squiggle So playful, all in good time, will work up to holding a brush, paint an exquisite expression of the third eye straight from the soul. Mr Squiggles doodles fell short in the art of expressing emotions, certainly nether a master piece. My penis's expressions will be art hanging on the wall, long after I've gone it'll be viewed by some dirty fuckers.. 'Who can it be now' makes of me a legend, ethereal indeed. Should make for interesting conversation with yer giggling girlfriends.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'JackMacker' Quoting 'Tall_n_Hard' Not going to help your survey out one bit, unfortunately...but perhaps may give you more to think about. I'm ambidextrous, but usually use my right hand for writing, but has nothing to do with the way it hangs, as it does not have a preference either. Sorry, Tall Sounds like it has everything to do with it, maybe your dick is ambidextrous too? As the old sayin' goes, you never, never know..... Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' If you are right handed, and only use your right hand to wank you will generally hang to the left, due to the kink factor, (vice versa for left handed), if you use both hands and no kink then even stevens. If you are right handed and use your right hand to unzip, then left hand to pull out for a piss, then you will probably put it back on the right side (using left hand). You may however use your right hand to unzip, then your left hand to hold undies up (if have any), then right hand to pull out and put back, then will put back on left side. If it is cold and a grower, then hangs neither side. So... depends on if you are right or left handed, if you wank with one or both, if you are a grower or shower, how you manage going for a piss, and what clothes you are wearing at the time. Got it Love your scientific observations and explanation... Tall

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' Now line up and drop your pants so I can check for myself 😏 - Posted from rhpmobile I'm sure if you name the time and place....Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Hangs to the left and am right handed - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...... interesting that my left hemisphere controls my right side and I'm right handed ..... and only ever dresses to the left ... thus my little brain is also on the left ...... lol .... .......very uncomfortable and very unnatural to dress right :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Left hung Seems there's something to this OP - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ie hangs left if left testicle is lowest, hangs right if right testicle lowest hanger.. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • 225Special

    225Special

    10 years ago

    Right handed and hang to the right.....I think I am some sort of freak of nature...lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' Now line up and drop your pants so I can check for myself 😏 - Posted from rhpmobile .... we are all lining up for Tulips now ..... are you going to choose one ... or knock over the row of us ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But which end of the line will she start at? Left or right?