RHP

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Happy Endings

May 19 2015

I have heard of happy endings overseas but recently had a mate who reckons he got a happy ending in a reputable massage palour in Brisbane, my question is does this really happen in Australia - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Why not go there and find out for yourself.?..your friend of course, may have a rich fantasy life xxFreya

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Get out there. Lots of asian massage ladies oblige. You just have to ask. And if they wont, the guy out the front might. Just close your eyes. .......

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    11 years ago

    "Stormy's". Was tied up with the bikeys (is that how you spell it...? never seen it written down, only spoken), the cops shut it down some years ago. Was infamous in Adelaide as the 'happy ending' massage parlour as opposed to the non-illegal licensed brothels. By the time you hit puberty somebodies brother had mentioned it to them and then they would tell you and so on and so forth through the generations. Personally i've never even had a massage. I've given a few that have led to happy endings, but besides paying emotionally, no trade for services rendered took place.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    There have been a few forums about this over the years. Anyone know of one that caters to women in Sydney?

  • Andremmo

    Andremmo

    11 years ago

    I don't have any first-hand experience in this but recent online articles claim the services are offered just about everywhere and councils are spending public funds to catch them in the act.eg 57 out of 60 massage parlours offered sex34 illegal brothels inside a 5km radius on Sydney's North Shore http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/councils-hire-sex-spies-to-catch-parlours-in-the-act-20140920-10jigg.html http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/this-man-has-had-sex-with-60-prostitutes-8211-and-sydneys-ratepayers-footed-the-bill-20140920-10iwug.html

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    While I have not heard much about happy endings in Australia.....I know plenty of massage places in Malaysia would indulge the guys with this token of stress relief I guess you call it lol......but while I was there for 3 months with work I had plenty of massages in Malaysia and Thailnad but never came across or heard of any of them giving happy ending for woman, not saying it doesn't happen, guess I must have went to the wrong places lol lol. Definately have not heard of anywhere that does it in Australia, it might though I have not looked into it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I went to a clean upmarket massage day spa in Malaysia years ago. Had an older Chinese Malay lady give me an all over massage including walking on my back as she held onto railings fixed to the ceiling. It was brilliant. Of course the inner thighs were the last to be massaged and the lady in very broken English offered "You want masturbate?" I gave a puzzled look so she tried again "You want me to rub your ping pong?" I tried terribly to stifle a chuckle and said I had a girlfriend back in Australia. "Oh is okay, she not know, I won't tell." - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The Ladies love it too!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wander down King St in Newtown and try your luck - no idea which do and which don't but there's definitely a few amongst them. Sometimes it's hard to tell. I was in what I thought was a legitimate massage place in Singapore recently. After a short and pretty ordinary massage I found myself in a "thanks, but no thanks" conversation with a very hot young woman, while she held tightly onto my now hard cock. Awkward.

  • ToThickToThroat

    ToThickToThroat

    11 years ago

    The blokes that I know that frequent them call it a wristie for the basic happy ending, and they go up in price from there. One married guy I know gets a wristie once a fortnight, according to him his wife is off him and it is better than cheating on her. I don't pass judgement, to each their own, and a service that is needed for some while the girls don't have to feel they have violated any moral values. Although one of the boys did go for three happy endings in a row when he was to drunk to blow, he got asked to leave, we call him no blow now.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is that when they slide an oiled finger up your butt?

  • andyrabbit

    andyrabbit

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Is that when they slide an oiled finger up your butt? isn't that the start of a happy ending...lol

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Is a happy beginning in my book.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    So the happy ending ends when the entire oiled fist is up your butt then. Gifted another meaning to the term "wristie" then. Lmao.