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Housemates- "Some do have em!"
March 05 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh my god! That's not cool. Bet they masturbated on your bed while sitting on your pillow bare arsed. Did you check your covers for cum stains?? Lol
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Why I don't do living with another. I love my privacy, stuff/items way tooooo much!!! I did do a housemate once,a loooooooooong loooooooooooooooooooong time ago. That was kinda fun. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I am curious?? HAHA Meeks, Quick Strawberry, check for cum spots through out the house and some of your kitchen items are not missing!! You're in a sticky situation... Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
By the sounds of it Strawberry, you need this need Team there. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
You should booby trap your room.... Give them a little surprise. ミ●﹏☉ミ Mwoohahaha
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Yep. See, thing is, everyone has to learn to be a good housemate. No doubt this flatmate has just left home and is quite accustomed to going to his sibling's room and getting out all the porn from the second drawer in the left hand side wardrobe cupboard... borrowing cologne, playing little gags like wiping your toothbrush on his arse crack... and so on... as if you were his brother. He will grow out of it. You just have to train him. No doubt you have some annoying habits as well. My flatmate used to throw used condoms out his bedroom window.... we didn't know this until he moved out, a young innocent guy moved into his room... and the Pest Inspector came to look over the outside of the house. HugsGazpacho
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Is your house mate called "DICK"' by any chance? Maybe he could be an ARSSHOLE or could be a bit of a wet PUSSY? Is he/she NUTS by any chance??? Would you like myself and Meeka to CUM there and sort him out? Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
it was a bbc comedy series dvd, not porn. am happy to make porn... :) lol yeah, would love for some people to come visit, just so to set the lay of land so to speak... eg do not be a weirdo in this house or i will tell everyone. have thought about it recently....... need a women's intuition to replace my terrible judgement in people,,,, i always just think you can be weird just do not get me included in your world. some things come to mind - the guy wears a bright yellow fluro shirt to ride his bike around to be visible... (the work fluro shirts we all see and wear) after i wrote that ...... please come visit lol help me!
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RHP User
12 years ago
But a friend lived with a guy who was so tight he refused to give her any housekeeping money, said he didn't even use toilet paper as he always had his shits at-work. Talk about a tight arse! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Get a lock for your door....because he probably won't stop:-) xxQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MissKay' But a friend lived with a guy who was so tight he refused to give her any housekeeping money, said he didn't even use toilet paper as he always had his shits at-work. Talk about a tight arse! - Posted from rhpmobile yeah house mates can be fun but they are few and far between. mind you i was known to get drunk and end up passed out naked on occasion when younger. luckily those days are few and far between now. everyone has their moments.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I used to have boarders share with me to supplement my income when things were financially tight a few years ago. Most were great. One extremely hot boarder in his 30s offered his "services twice a week" in lieu of rent when he lost his job. I was very tempted.... Next .... a man, well dressed and well spoken with a friendly manner answered my ad for a room to let. At the interview he seemed to be the type that would have fit into the household well. But the next day when he moved in he was a completely different person. His dress sense had gone from classy to dirty and ill fitting. No... I don't usually judge a person by their clothes but this transformation showed that the interview was a well rehearsed act. His true demeaner was rude and really off to the point that even my dog wouldnt let him near her. In fact, she loved all people but him and snapped whenever he was close to her. As soon as I saw him that day I got the creeps and felt physically ill. Something just wasnt right. The other male boarder came to tell me this guy was a douche bag and to be careful as he was asking about fringe benefits with me and my daughter. On the fourth day after he moved in he had just tried to get into my daughers bedroom... but the door was locked and she made noise so that he would stop trying to open the door. When she told me this I went to see my neighbour who was a high ranking officer in the WA Police force. I wanted to know how I should approach evicting this guy as he had signed a 6 month lease. The officer phoned his dept and did a check on him. My neighbours face went white. Due to privacy laws he would not tell me what he found out. Needless to say within 1/2 hr there were 2 uniformed police officers at my door with a paddy wagon. They stood over him while he packed and they escorted him off my property with a warning never to return. I went and stripped the sheets off his bed and while doing that I noticed a couple of blood stains on the bottom sheet. Decided while I was doing sheets I would strip my bed too only to find the identical blood spots on my bottom sheet. Eeeewww.... shivers ran up my spine at the thought that he had been in my bed. There were also 2 gold pieces of jewellery missing from my bedside bottom drawer worth over $3,000 which I discovered missing a month later. I had no proof he took them but I put deadlocks on all the bedroom doors after that. I stopped taking in boarders after that and have never house shared since. I have to say that the majority of housemates were wonderful and a lot of fun to have around. It just takes one bad apple to ruin things. HugsSF
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RHP User
12 years ago
Who was complaining about waking up in the middle of the night to find her housemate standing beside her bed watching her. I apologised and promised never to do it again.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I had a flat mate once who was asian, I adored her, we'd been friends for years before she moved in. She started buying the same cd's as me and clothes, nothing weird about that, then she started turning up at my work at random hours, nothing weird about that except I usually worked until 3am. Sometimes she'd accidently walk in on my boyfriend and I in bed, which was starting to get awkward and he was becoming very uncomfortable, he said the whole thing was becoming very "single white female" you know, like the movie. One day I got my long hair cut short, the next day the boyfriend and I came home and there she was sitting on the couch wearing the same shirt as me, and her dark hair had been cut short and bleached blonde! A few days later when she told me she thought she was in love with my bf, I asked her to leave and got the locks changed. Never had another flatmate. The whole arrangement creeps me out. I don't like to date men who have flatmates either, the whole thing left me completly rattled. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
MIssKay.... that is ourtrageous! Funny though, I only do a shit at work indeed. What did he do on the weekends? Go to the local McDonalds?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Giggling, probably went to maccas as I doubt he would have many mates. I once had a flatmate who always fell asleep on the couch, I tried to wake him up once but he swung a punch at me, I left him on the couch after that. Gee some of you have had some freaks, scary. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
A few years ago while still with my ex, his brother moved in with us for a few months. One day, got a call from work to come pick my daughter up from daycare. Got home, decided to put on the DVD (she loved wiggles at that time and the disk just lived in the player) while I lied her down on the couch. Turned it on and instead of watching the skivvies doing hot potato, it was a bunch of naked men gang banging a woman. Hurriedly turned the porn off and put on the wiggles. Turned around and saw one of my daughter's cup (the plastic pinky princess one) next to the couch. Thinking it was my daughter who left it there earlier, grabbed it to take it to the kitchen, and saw that it was half full of cum! Needless to say, I threw all the cups and glasses away and bought new ones. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
You need your own place mate. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I take in lodgers but they have all be great, now that my husband is back in the frame and I am old but when single , a lot of guys had the urge to show me their cock. or to want to cut out the rent I only bonked the one guy, and that one and only time we accidentally set the curtains to my bedroom on fire and that's an other story as in the miss haps of having sex. the biggie is those that do not clean up after themselves, especially the disheswho eat your foodwho have their boyfriend/girl friend over almost living there but do not want to pay extrathose that go into your room snooping around those that are just dirty pricks, one guy that moved out left about a dozen used condoms on the floor for me to clean up. now I am very careful who moves in, but find that the fifo guys have been good in this place but then its on the beach and it costs a bit and I also do all the cleaning. At the moment no lodgers and its a very quiet house, just have to go get two more guys as every guy that moves in manages to find a woman lol, I must be doing well with my free counselling service. better advertise for a couple more fifo guys, I need a man to take out the bins LadyTs how to talk to women 101
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lived in a few interesting places....four different Buddhist communities both here and in the USA....one co-resident decided to barricaded himself in the temple for day and a night performing prostrations,until we could convince him he needed t o rest....a mountain lion decided to take up residence here for a while....she was pretty scary but didn't stay long.....in a Buddhist household in Brizvegas I discovered one member was a drug dealer only when the Federal Police came to arrest her one morning.....it turned out her boyfriend was a member of the Mr. Asia gang..after that anything pales into insignifiane :-) :-) xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
'He died with a Felafel in his hand'? Fucking funny. A guy who shares his story of 90 something different flatmates in his time. Saw the stage play at the Enmore years ago. It was brilliant. My ex (we were essentially flatmates) used to leave used cotton buds covered in earwax all over the house. He also used to leave spoof filled tissues next to his computer. I worked this out when I went to wipe my littlies nose with one ... BLECH!
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RHP User
12 years ago
the one that stands wasn't meant to be a flatmate - he had offered my then partner that he could drive us around house hunting. when we went to move in he had his stuff as well... I thought my partner had agreed to it - turns out he hadn't... I was interstate on moving day. he didn't pay bills or rent often and ate all the food. he spent all night every night for three months on the phone line with his modem, unless he was on the phone to his girlfriend in Thailand (didn't pay the phone bill). when he went to stay at his girlfriends new flat (after she'd moved in with us for over a month) we packed what was left in his room into boxes so we could rent it out as we were moving and needed to sublease. he turned up one night when we were having a party to get his stuff and left his 'notice of intent to leave this hell hole' on our bedroom door held in place with the huge carving knife from the kitchen... have had other random odd ones but none that scared me like him - I'd get home from work and he'd just look at me as I walked up the drive and into the house, smile to himself and lock himself back in his room. in the end I started getting male friends to come round to hang out whenever I knew he'd be home.
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RHP User
12 years ago
John Birmingham's book is awesome, loved it!!! Wished I'd seen the play.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Did you get your bond back all Ok then Unrushed? Mado Mado Tara xx
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
I lived with a girl when I was about 19 and the bitch stole all my savings and did a runner while I was at work. Didn't get another housemate until about 12 months ago, he is fantastic and he is a tattooist BONUS.... Mind you my kids aren't very good housemates, loud, annoying, ungreatfull and sometimes inconsiderate little shits, but cant really kick them out now can I..💋 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
He knew it was you all along...
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madotara69
12 years ago
Nothing like our Victa, well Tara's Victa, our last landlord sold it, to someone we knew. he he Reckoned it got knocked off. It's sentimental really, the one time she bloody sat down while I chased her around the yard trying to get some pics for this joint.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That sounds like what an Aussie-fied version of this blokes name. I don't think we would have gotten the bond back if he burnt the house down Mado. MissKay, you having a dig at the way I sound? ;-)
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RHP User
5 years ago
Quoting Cozimhapi, *** it was a bunch of naked men gang banging a woman. Hurriedly turned the porn off and put on the wiggles. Turned around and saw one of my daughter's cup (the plastic pinky princess one) next to the couch. Thinking it was my daughter who left it there earlier, grabbed it to take it to the kitchen, and saw that it was half full of cum! "I'm thinking you didn't let it go to waist"
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