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I think I lost my mojo.

March 03 2010

I want it back. How do u get it back? I guess I need three sweedish back packers in a hotub with me? (always a favourite fantasy) I think I need to live out some of these fantasies.( Any Brissy girls willing to help. ) Is this such a good idea? The more I go on the more I am confused. Lots of my replies I get don't like my long hair but I have had it long for ten years should I conform to the norm and be like every other guy?

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  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Hi..why change any aspect of yourself if content..one shouldn't change to please others.pffft besides can't please em all..lolit's only hair..darn, long hair was the in thing and some guys chose to keep it..loland i'm sure there are women on here wouldn't mind you having it long.so my answer is NOxoxoxheymumma

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Go to an RHP listed sex event.... leave your expectations at home.... strip nude and fuck anybody that walks through the door.   You've forgotten that you're a very sexy man.. maybe nobody has told you because they think it is too obvious.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    have you checked behind the couch-it could be hiding out with the remote control :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I am now happy and my mojo has been packed away...   Rather wait now....   Maybe the right man will walk into my my life..Till then it is work..raising my son..our sports and loving life n friends   huggies   sweetpetite41xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What!?   Then you will be stuck with the rest of the pack rats.   Stay true to yourself and it will come back.  Need some help?   If its fulfilling your fantasies, or just finding someone to have fun with I ma sure you will succeed in regaining your mojo.   have fun   Be adventurous   Oh.. and watch out for stalky  because he's right you are a sexy man.   Kisses

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    ....I just thought they were horny all the time     Curious now...like focusliason said, why on earth would you want to conform?  I mean you obviously don't conform to the norm on here because you actually GET replies to your messages :P   Make friends rather than find lovers....now thats definitely NOT conforming to "sex site" dating...LOL   Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanx guys. I will stay true to myself. I will find I maybe behind someone elses couch. I went to CI I don't think I is my scene. Yet????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    please dont get rid of the hair....love long hair on a fella its hot..the more hair the better roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'll keep it for now. I might loose it or some of it when I go for a career change. Most bosses think that they are alpha males and they don't like it. As for loosing mojo. Well I must still be doing something wrong. Brisbane seems to be a big black hole. In fact Im thinking of starting a post on the subject. Oh well here's hoping. Do I need to move to your map of Tasmania. Fab

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    lost mine for a long time, found it again on RHP would you believe! I did it slowly, through chatting in hotchat, camming to release my more sexual side, perving on others but always keeping it classy. When I was ready I started to explore some things I've never even wanted to explore before, eg swingers clubs. I think if you play it right - not just sending messages hoping for a hook up - RHP can be really good for rediscovering your sexy self :)Now, about the long hair. I love men in all forms they come - and as far as hair goes, long, short, bald or even in between. As long as you're confident and happy with who you are you'll be sexy. You might want to ask yourself though, are you keeping it long just because it's been that way forever? Are you stuck in a rut? If you've ever seen the 'man makeover' shows the men ALWAYS look hot after they cut their long hair off. It's like it lifts a weight off them, brightens up their eyes, just generally freshens them up. That's not a reason to do it, just some food for thought. And finally ... phwoar that jawline you have ... your long hair doesn't do it justice IMHO :)lilmiss xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    my map of tasmania would be happy to have you Fab your more than welcome...il show you all the hot spots while your here but be careful sometimes it gets a bit wet here...so bring your gumboots hehe roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    had it for about an hour and lost the fuckin keys.maybe where your mojo gone cause fuck me can'tfind em anywhere. stripped the house, checked every pocketof clothing i own. the only thing i haven't done is xray the dog.if you find your mojo let me know where you found it causedamn sure my keys will be there.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Have you checked the door lock on the out side. Just think were you went when you came home. Is your car still there. Maybe your date ripped you off when you fell asleep. Fab

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'fab69'Have you checked the door lock on the out side. Just think were you went when you came home. Is your car still there. Maybe your date ripped you off when you fell asleep. Fab now how did you know i did that....ok i wasnt the one that stole his car while he was sleeping hehe but i lost my keys and yep guess where they were...in the door lock on the outside been there all weekend lol well done Fab lol roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    had to get a locksmith out to open the boot hoping they were in there.bugger, no show so got him to cut another key. $500 dollar falcon cost ne $200in locksmith and key and the old one still missing. noticed the jeans i was wearing that day had a hole in the pocket so could be any where on the property or theybeen stolen by the same scumbag that took your mojo man.has anyone asked Austin Powers yet???????ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Not a bad way to start looking for your mojo mate. Only problem is when you get up in the morning all you can say is, "Goob moning, howb ar ooo toay?" Tongue strain is a terrible thing, but then again the sacrifice is often worth it :) Keep you chin up and find one thing you really enjoy doing (not necessarily sex related) and do that thing every day one step at a time :)

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    What on earth? Ppl are advising you to cut your hair? Fair dinkum? Thats the best they could come up with?....LOLOL Put it this way fab...if thats all they had to contribute, thank god they're not running the freekin country...otherwise we'd all end up clones clad in daggy t-shirts, ratty old runners and trackies no doubt..GULP! Ive found the harder you look for something the more difficult it is to find...just enjoy the journey and take in the scenery... your mojo will make its way back to you when the time is right..

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Thanks myname. It would take a lot to cut my hair. I think only a career change will do this. I am trying to be patient. I guess that I'm scared that when the right one comes along I will mess it up or not act quick enough. Here's hoping. Fab

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2' had it for about an hour and lost the fuckin keys.maybe where your mojo gone cause fuck me can'tfind em anywhere. stripped the house, checked every pocketof clothing i own. the only thing i haven't done is xray the dog.if you find your mojo let me know where you found it causedamn sure my keys will be there.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'mynameisearl2' had to get a locksmith out to open the boot hoping they were in there.bugger, no show so got him to cut another key. $500 dollar falcon cost ne $200in locksmith and key and the old one still missing. noticed the jeans i was wearing that day had a hole in the pocket so could be any where on the property or theybeen stolen by the same scumbag that took your mojo man.has anyone asked Austin Powers yet???????ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl Mr Earl... check the fridge! fab69, you go to the freezer section.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'fab69' Thanks myname. It would take a lot to cut my hair. I think only a career change will do this. I am trying to be patient. I guess that I'm scared that when the right one comes along I will mess it up or not act quick enough. Here's hoping. Fab Yes, indeed, cut your hair hippy.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Three swedish backpackers and a hot tub? Don't forget the snorkel! lol

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' What on earth? Ppl are advising you to cut your hair? Fair dinkum? Thats the best they could come up with?....LOLOL Put it this way fab...if thats all they had to contribute, thank god they're not running the freekin country...otherwise we'd all end up clones clad in daggy t-shirts, ratty old runners and trackies no doubt..GULP! Ive found the harder you look for something the more difficult it is to find...just enjoy the journey and take in the scenery... your mojo will make its way back to you when the time is right.. excuse me myhaironurlips, but Mr fab69 here has lost his you know what due to his long hair as he goes on to say "Lots of my replies I get, don't like my long hair'' so as you see my advice was pretty accurate then ay? whats saying the swedish backpackers will? do the maths...fab69 | yes 'his action' no yes gets mojo more sadshould cut | back + more | stories no gets mojo you are here dont cut | looks neat |unhappy-not good!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    he is full of it hahaha he is just jealous you have nicer hair than him hehehe mwahhh...keep the hair babe roxxy xxx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    You have short hair...and it doesnt work for you...so me thinks your logic is flawed....oh and btw...not one hair of urs made it to my lips...tyvm...amen...

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' You have short hair...and it doesnt work for you...so me thinks your logic is flawed....oh and btw...not one hair of urs made it to my lips...tyvm...amen... haha... have any idea how much a harley vibrates? came twice getting there

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    When you said you were gunna cum for a ride up my way...I thought u were talkin dirty....Just my luck..u meant...literally!!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Going by the "tete a tete" above, apparently the "mojo" is in a Harley... It's fabulous what you learn in forums :) Jx

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Quoting 'OneBrightStar' Going by the "tete a tete" above, apparently the "mojo" is in a Harley... It's fabulous what you learn in forums :) Jx worked for Fonda and Hopper.hahahahahahahhaaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    So my mojo is on a Harley. Ha ! Its a more obvious penis replacement than a red porche. Im more than happy with my equipment. Fab

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Ok. Now I am seriously worried. I was going to get a blood red Porsche 928. Not for the status but because they are a fantastic piece of mechanical engineering. Not for any other reason! Forget the 911 or the 936 because they are the real penis replacements. Glad you don't need a noisy, expensive, useless piece of junk on two wheels to prove your manhood. But if you do ever want to feel the wind in your lovely long hair then I suggest a Triumph instead of a harley. Hope your mojo returns soon!

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    love ridin harleys just the constant engine and gearbox rebuildsthat shit me to tears. apperently there better these days than theold shovel.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaEarl

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Don't cut your hair Fab its so sexy and if you ride a harley as well even better

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    The short chubby balding guy at work whose in his early thirties has one. Ha Me I drive a little Eco friendly girlie car. Don't need to drive fast any more. Well not my own any way. I might break it. I know I'll break it. I'm way too hard on cars. Is that where my mojo is? In a v8 that is that fast it will go faster than I can push it. Lol. No good now as the cops are lifting their game.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    I'm not a bevan. I don't need a fast car with a noisy exhaust to proove I'm a man. (or better driver ) Most days now I just drive like a grandpa. No one to hurry home to. No one to make me late to work. (measured in kisses). No mad why aren't you home yet. I thought I had my mojo then??????????????

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Is what I said when i got an old jap ute together and plucked the factory 4 cylinder out of it and replaced it with a fire breathing V8 needless to say having done that you need to the rest of it to handle it,so then you have 500 hp in something that ways not much past a ton and talking a bout getting your mojo back well bugger me guys you are definately alive trying to control this thing on the track. Everyone around me still says "you are so different when you are in this beast you change big time" lol Truth is I am shittin myself lmao na not really quite managable now that I know. The thing is Fab sometimes you need to find something you used to enjoy doing and then go and do it. Just my thoughts mate. MJ

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    Trying to remember what I liked to do. Apart from sex. That's obvious. I just fell into doing and liking couple stuff. I just barely kept in touch with the guys at my old local. The only trouble there is I don't want to be the sad guy at the pub everyday. So I limit my visits. Then I don't want to forceyself on these people and I am happy to just keep the as aquaintences. So what do I do for fun? So many choices so I haven't made any. Fab