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Imagine if...
March 15 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah.. its not hard to imagine at all.. it happens all the time and some are easy to spot.. others not so much. I always get a kick out of the guys who have a women's profile and then are urged to respond in the forums.. forgetting which account they've used to log in with.... and give the game up... lmfao.. there have been a few of those! And the women who post in the secret men's forum.. but are .. you know... a bit like that Monty Python skit... you just know they aren't men. I'm safe so far as being asked out on a date goes.. I just don't bother... I mean... courting people is so much hard work! I mean, I like good company and all.. but you know.. let's just fuck... hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mmmm... of course I'd fuck you Stalky ! I'd fuck Gazza too ! At the same time !! FFS... it could be my first threesome... almost as if it was just two ! I don't "imagine" unless it starts to get personal. Otherwise I agree... lets just "shut the fuck up and fuck" ! xx Sat
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well id be fucked if someone is fucking with me here..I am fucking who i am ..When are we a fucking ! and fuck off imposters..
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I think I might start a single female and single male profile so I can see what goes on in the secret men and women forums. As a couple we're not able to read them.Can you singles read the couples forums??? We get flirts from so called single chicks all the time, I never reply as most of them are blokes I think, well I hope they are or I've knocked back some really hot chicks. mr pip
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RHP User
16 years ago
Welcome to RHP Miss Saturn, I can name at least 3 fellow men on there who have female profiles!
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RHP User
16 years ago
that people would have a real and a fake profile AND post under both ... curiouser and curiouser!I'm imagining with you Miss_S!lilmiss :)
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RHP User
16 years ago
.....imagining random thoughts.....keeps the brain cells alive,nice idea Miss_Saturn lolzintrigued & curious9.15pm 15.3.10
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RHP User
16 years ago
Imagine posting a new post in here as a woman THEN responding to the post as a man ! I've been watching the replies from certain people and think ... "should I warn them"... "I could be oh so wrong". I just wonder how many guys who get rejected when they message hot young women are only being rejected because the "woman" is actually a MAN ? But hey... I'm not saying this HAS happened .. I'm JUST imagining ! xx Miss (Sherlock) Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
life is fcuked enough already, isn't it?....i really could not be bothered making a fake woman's profile...god, where to start...what should i wear?...do you think this goes?...does this make my bum look to fat?...i think i'll go with the red...does that look nice?...oops...wrong handbag...damn, now the shoes are all wrong....actually, i don't really like red...how about this green?...whoopsie...need to change my handbag...double whoopsie...just gotta transfer all my bits...*smiles coyly*oohh...i think my makeup is running...is it?...won;t be long darls...nup...can't see it happening...my dear_saturn...you have just way too much time on your hands...maybe you need a random encounter...hehejose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Jean-Girard is a fucken woman isn't he! So that's why he wasn't replying to my sexy messages... Oh well, my vagina will have to wait for someone REAL to come along. Wait, was this Randomtip's ID or Mynameonurlips? I always get those two confused... Randomurlip
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RHP User
16 years ago
Imagine if you spend so much time on RHP that you believe your own posts and that of others.....? Maybe you and Nick should hook up !
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RHP User
16 years ago
All this imagining... i think I'll stick to shagging.
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RHP User
16 years ago
ooohhhh Missy S imagine if I pretended to be a couple........I could wear a strap on and......you know half a suit and half skirt outfit thingy................... I could go everywhere then.......Ok people would possibly stop and stare if I went outside the house.....LOL OH ! I cant remember the conversations I have with people as myself.......how confusing must it be to be pretending to be two people and different genders....... but yes your right .......there are pretenders ...........some of them even think they are a good fuck eyes wide open miss b ps......only go out with those that come to the drinks nights.........we have generlly checked out whats under their skirts by the end of the night....... LOL
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RHP User
16 years ago
I thought our profile would never be sussed but i was wrong.Ok i'll admit, we are a coupe, pretending to be a bloke, pretending to be a woman, pretending to be a group, who in turn i pretending to be a couple.And i thought we had it really under control, but it looks like Miss "Sherlock" Saturn, has sussed out our clever disguise
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RHP User
16 years ago
Jean-Girard is a fucken woman! So that's why he wasn't replying to my sexy posts... Oh well I will hae to just save my vagina for someone REAL. Oh wait, is this Randomtip's profile or Mynameonurlips? I always get them confused... Randonurlips
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am just imaging all the random scenarios that would ensue....hmmmmintrigued & curious~~~randomly wondering if this, my second post on the topic will actually appear.....11.00 16.3.10
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Miss_Saturn' Imagine posting a new post in here as a woman THEN responding to the post as a man ! I would say that they needed a life!!!(If you want to change sex try 2nd life - nothing better that being in a virtual lesbian BDSM club - except a real one possibly)Ha HaMr. SR
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RHP User
16 years ago
Come on guys... Do you REALLY want to be a woman ? Do you REALLY want to have a fat cock shoved in your mouth until you nearly gag ? Do you REALLY want to be the one who walks like a duck because they have fucked for sooo long that they can't close their legs ? Mmm... being a woman is NOT that exciting. The main thing that pisses me off and WHY I'm writing this post is simply because of you GUYS ! How cruel that you are sending messages to a fake woman hoping she will respond! You guys have the odds stacked against you already without cutting each other's throats !!! Why the fuck do you fuck with each other (unless u WANT to fuck each other) ? Sure ... I'm happy to fight any random stranger.... heck I even offered to meet a random man at the beach to discuss this but he declined... but please... I think certain guys should play with those in their own league and not fuck around with genuinely nice people who are members on here. xx Miss Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
will u just fuck us as well miss saturn lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Miss SaturnI appreciate your efforts to protect us but most of us are old enough and wise enough to look after ourselves.Assuming 99% of things on the internet being bullshit, then we remain sceptical until proven otherwise.So why do we bother?Because its more interesting than doing our work - thats why.The Meets & Greets are so good - it proves there are flesh & blood people on here (yes real women too), and not just one man with 5000 profiles.Best Regards to youMr. SR
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RHP User
16 years ago
Who's who on here unless you've met them? New forum peeps always add dimension...are they real? Check their profile...look at the pics, a verification.... look for the nuance...the detail that doesn't add up. Look at their posts...are they consistent? "Skepticism" as Mr SR said, should always remain a healthy part of any internet interaction. It's a forum of characters...enjoy it and play it! ....or ignore it. If you want a real conversation, pick up the phone and call your mate :) Jx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i love imagining the woman im supposedly chatting to is actually a man using a woman's profile Or yr in chat and the she in the chat room is a he !!!How freaky would that benot saying thats so,,,but just imagine
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RHP User
16 years ago
I received a message today demanding/requesting that I post an apology on here to the apparent person/people I have offended from accusing them of being fake. I sincerely apologise for any hopes I may have squashed and any fantasies I may have broken. We all know there are MANY fake profiles on here and I ignore most of them until I believe they may be hurting other people. Sure... perhaps I should keep my nose out of other people's games and my big mouth shut but IMAGINE if you were walking down the street and you noticed a man grab a woman's handbag and push her to the ground, would you just keep walking ? I wouldn't ! I'd chase the bastard, grapple him to the ground then call the police. (I'm hoping someone else will come to the poor woman's rescue). We all need to care more for each other. Sure games are fun but at times we can overstep the line between fun and cruelty. A man grabbing a woman's hair during sex may be consensual fun, a man grabbing a women's hair while he is helling at her for not cooking his dinner is abuse. So... I'm truly sorry for any offence I may have caused. Morals can easily be compromised and while I play hard and like to have lots of fun, I will ALWAYS put my friends first even if that may expose me to question and ridicule. Apology ? I've actually offered to meet in person twice but some how superficial written ones are more important. Cheers, Miss Saturn (I will go bury my Sherlock hat but keep looking for men to grapple...in one way or another.)
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RHP User
16 years ago
fffttt! You're being way too sensitive. Someone is playing with your head Ms Saturn. I mena what kind of arsehole reads a post that has no particulars as to person and assumes that it can only be directed at them? hehe Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
JUICYLUCYTHE INFLATE'A'DATE 69ohh shit wrong profile.ahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahaahaEarl 181
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RHP User
16 years ago
I have so figured it out now.All the guys who are whingeing about not hooking up- You are barking up the wrong bloody tree yo Bozzo's./Don't go chasing the "Hot Chick Profiles" these are actually DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!What you need to do is start seeking the "Dude Profiles" which may actually be "CHICKS"This has been a community service announcement by- Fuckinconfusethem
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am very sceptical now of women who have no pic, yet they are "attractive" and "slim".Looking to see how many friends they have helps...And even if a pic, there is still a certain amount of skepticism when the pic is blurred...i can now see why verified profiles help...cheersjose...
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