M58
Joy ride?
December 10 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Had sort of kind of the same discussion with ms araps the other day. Lol There would be a whole range of things would try if was a female for 24 hours. I proposed I would dedicate 1 hour to being on period at the start of the 24 hours so I could know and sympathise when you go through. ....... The next 23 hours are for kinky sex and everything else. Yeah I know I couldn't possibly understand what happens and just what you go through in just 1 hour but hey my list of things is pretty long and times a wasting. Cheers, W.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Could be the basis for a supreme enlightenment (or stupid American comedy) to experience how guys would behave around me if i was a woman. I heard some terrible stories from women, particularly if they're single, the constant innuendo thrown at them all day, mostly by older guys thinking they're clever with it. I'd hate to be in a position where it's expected to put up with stupid shit like that. But then i could turn femme fatale, hmmn, some sort of entrapment could be easier if i was female. I'd be so seductive too. Then BAM!! "who's gonna eat all the big bananas now!!". Bastard. Ahem. Enlightenment. Educating. Like the realisation I received when I wondered why a girlfriend was being a shit, then she shot back at me: "have you bled out your dick lately?", and from then on, I understood and said nothing. Just cuddles and creme brulee.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would want to have as many blow jobs as physically possible I have a recurring dream where I'm a man and I'm receiving a blow job and in my dream, I can feel my cock... I wonder if I'm regressing to a past life as a man, but OH MY GOD, it feels amazing... Also, based on the feedback I've received from men, it certainly does seem to be an incredible experience.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I'd answer everything with "Ask me" Pee standing up Write my name in the snow. Play with my balls and scratch my penis in public alll day Watch porn, drink beer, eat nuts and burp loudly Take a pic of my cock and have it as my profile pic! Look for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. Pretty sure I'd do OK as I think about sex a lot, well almost every 7 secs. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
just red for a week! No way! No thank you. I'd drive that body bonkers with my brain, I reckon. LOL! Nah it's not worth it...seriously! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
change my mind...too many times! Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Girl for a day, I would defiantly have to be fucked, I have no idea at all what it would feel like. I do at times think I might know, past life, genetic memory, or just a little madness. I have a feeling my first sex position would have to be the "star fish" just to soak up all the sensations. Then he better lick my clit or ill nut the fucker... LOL Not to keen on child birth, menopause, or the period, but think it would be worth knowing.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Foxxxy the rules are up to you, you can return it any time. Warning to the girls that want to try the male body. Never pull the fly up to fast, getting the pecker caught in it is something you only ever do once in your life, you never forget.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' I'd answer everything with "Ask me" Pee standing up Write my name in the snow. Play with my balls and scratch my penis in public alll day Watch porn, drink beer, eat nuts and burp loudly Take a pic of my cock and have it as my profile pic! Look for no-strings attached fun with people who seek the same. Pretty sure I'd do OK as I think about sex a lot, well almost every 7 secs. Foxy Don't forget to message women whose criteria you don't match then abuse them when they knock you back and you would have to send out a couple of "wanna fuck" messages to women you've never spoken to before.
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RHP User
11 years ago
If I was a woman Firstly I'd lock myself in my room with a bag of toy's ;-) just to see how it feels . Then go out and screw as many guy's as I can as I would like to know how it feels :-) Next would have to play with another female and finally go to a swingers party :-D - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
for the day, even if just to experience the very much understated pleasure of coming home, kicking off the heels and taking your bra off.............amazing how good that feels!
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
you could play with your very own set of tits for the rest of the night......
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would first try to see how I think. Is it really so different from us women. How do I see the other gender. I would also try sex with a women just to feel the different emotional feeling during and after sex. ahahahah and how funny when I wake up in the morning and I have a rock hard penis.......can I pee? do I first have to wank before I pee? How does it feel between my hand, do I need lube or does it slide through my hand easerly? And then work....how I am treated by my male workmates and my female. Will the voice and body language change towards me because I am a man. Will I look at boobs legs or ass first when passing a woman. Wow thank you Blindman interesting
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RHP User
11 years ago
Coz I'm gunna drive it like I stole it !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ease up on the cheap shots, use your imagination.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' I would first try to see how I think. Is it really so different from us women. How do I see the other gender. I would also try sex with a women just to feel the different emotional feeling during and after sex. ahahahah and how funny when I wake up in the morning and I have a rock hard penis.......can I pee? do I first have to wank before I pee? How does it feel between my hand, do I need lube or does it slide through my hand easerly? And then work....how I am treated by my male workmates and my female. Will the voice and body language change towards me because I am a man. Will I look at boobs legs or ass first when passing a woman. Wow thank you Blindman interesting
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just so I could TRY and work out a few things about women's behaviour patterns. First I would lay down and play with my clit and work out the EXACT spot.. ( it does move' right ?) Then I would like to experience what makes a woman think as they do. ( different today than yesterday type thing ) I would go out and reject guys on here just for the hell of it .? ( love to experience this one , its a doosey ) Last of all ' and seeing Im in her body, I would get in and delete that ugly grudge gene before handing it back.. Oh' and Id give them slinky high heels a go so that I know how they really feel.. wobbly as they may be...
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
I would sit there for the whole 24hrs trying to understand what I was thinking.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would have to try the high heals, low cut top and a tiny little minnie skirt, then walk around construction sites, occasional dropping my purse. Off course with a jumbo size can of mace at the ready if things got out of hand. What would it be like to be whistled at, would the frisky attention of the men excite me or frighten me?. Could i even pull of the walk. To lactate would be something to try. And just how sensitive are these nipples anyways. Ouch. The bra, I know how they come off but putting them on ?? Oh and the tampon, ewww and the little bit of white dangling cotton string, How do you make sure that does not show with the minnie skirt on. Also need to try the G string and must remember to cross my legs when I sit, that I think I would forget. Would have lots of fun with the tits in full cleavage mode and see how long I could hold a guy eye to eye. Must also do the damsel in distress. Park on the side of the freeway with the spare tire out, and have the wheel nuts so tight they will not move, even if you are the hulk, then watch the poor guys struggle just to loosen them. Defiantly have to try the woman's body in full on buttoned top Bitch mode, down through the gears to ditsy giggly blond bimbo mode. And what the hell do I do if I have to fart on public transport, stuff it, legs apart up on one ass cheek and let it rip. Ohh I can just feel the other women directing scorn, and hear the young guys inaudible laugh. Then i would go to the lesbian bar and find my self a real man.. LOL
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RHP User
11 years ago
... the day I body swap with a woman..... she'll have the worst period of her life.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Oh and the tampon, ewww and the little bit of white dangling cotton string, How do you make sure that does not show with the minnie skirt on. You tuck the string up the hole. Yes it stays there My first amazing feat as a guy would be just walking....I have no idea how it's done comfortably with all that stuff hanging around down there just waiting to get twisted around, caught up or pinched in the wrong place. No wonder you guys are always adjusting things. Of course like everyone else I'd have to fuck a woman or three, I've asked a few guys how it feels but of course you can never imagine it exactly. I'd need to experience DP / DVP as well, and fuck another guy. Like Litonya I'd also be interested in the social aspect...the way people treated me, how much different it would be and in what ways.
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RHP User
11 years ago
So I could fuck myself with it afte woods :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
I agree with Keepitsimple. I would be looking for a blow job, and I would be telling the blower exactly how I wanted it. Would probably stand for ages looking at my new toy in the mirror, so most of my one day would be wasted admiring my penis.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' I agree with Keepitsimple. I would be looking for a blow job, and I would be telling the blower exactly how I wanted it. Would probably stand for ages looking at my new toy in the mirror, so most of my one day would be wasted admiring my penis. Are you sure you're not already a man, because you seem to know just what we do all day.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would want to be a really hot good looking ripped bi-sexual guy with plenty of charm.... Then I would go to a gay sauna and get a row of gorgeous hot guys to suck my dick. One after the other. Now that's what I'm talking bout!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Then I would get A few of my forumites who are now women to suck my dick. That will get the bitterness out of you eh JayMe. :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oops that should say my favourite forumites who are now women.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Keepitsimple72 Damn straight it is...... When a woman knows how to give one & more over enjoys doing it the feeling for a guy is amazing!!! And yes..... I love returning the favour!!! If I was a woman for a day id love to get my pussy licked & experience multiple orgasms.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think I would love to come back as a woman. However, to test drive one is tricky. May need to try the female mind first (to see how it works, could make a lot of money with the inside info), then perhaps the mind & body (first reaction would be to be able to chose to have sex with anyone I like, however, who knows what the female mind would say ???), then I suppose I could try the female body and keep my own mind (however, as sex is mainly in the mind, I may have trouble wanting to have sex with males, maybe I would like to be a lesbian ?, or maybe I would just spend my time playing with my own boobs & pussy). :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
HAHAH i would be definitely to short as a man. Penis size hmmmm. should it be like my clit............................ooooooohh no it would be a tiny one, I would have to make good with oral technique and skills to blow the women out of her mind to orgasm. Charm her pants of with talk and maybe a massage, ohh I need a step to reach everything.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would stop on the way home from the pub for a pee in the bushes, just because I can.I would sit on the couch with my hand in my pants, just because I can.I would type up a template message and send it to 50 women just to see if I got a bite from one of them Beyond that I've got nothing........... L4Q(Happy that I'm a woman)
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madotara69
11 years ago
I'd have a big beautiful set of tits, though afraid to leave the house for the chance of needing to run for some reason or another and knocking myself out with the monsters. Mado Mado Tara xx
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Are you kidding??? Quoting 'Jay_me' Just so I could TRY and work out a few things about women's behaviour patterns. First I would lay down and play with my clit and work out the EXACT spot.. ( it does move' right ?) It's not a trained monkey !!! Only if you lick it left to right and back... Then I would like to experience what makes a woman think as they do. ( different today than yesterday type thing ) Figure us out? Tell us when you do. I think you'll need more than a day for that. We are just as complex as men. I would go out and reject guys on here just for the hell of it .? ( love to experience this one , its a doosey ) Last of all ' and seeing Im in her body, I would get in and delete that ugly grudge gene before handing it back.. Do you really think we do that for no reason? Your post is a tad too misogynistic even as a joke. I do have a sense of humour but this is really not funny. have you just painted us all with the same brush because of a few bitter experiences? i think you are better than that. Oh' and Id give them slinky high heels a go so that I know how they really feel.. wobbly as they may be... you can still do this so you can see what it is like to walk in our shoes. if you already are not doing it in secret.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You are a bitter old moo. That grudge thing I mentioned ? thats for you ' oh ' and the other one . But you already knew that ...lol.. Apart from you guys' and a few other who follow. I dont have any issues.. They say watch out for a woman scorned ' aint that the truth.. Be nice to get over it .. Not a real pretty look at all.. PS... you and co managed to segregate me and my posts , which is so nice ' so why spoil it now.. maybe one day you will realise your wasting your time.. Merry Xmas girls...
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Not sure what yiu are talking about re. Being bitter. Did I miss something? Did I walk in a middle of something? (Moonwalking backwards). Nit getting into any argument with you. Jusy didnt like yiur last post thats all. And a merry xmas to you to cheeky bugger! :-p
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilyorchid'you can still do this so you can see what it is like to walk in our shoes. if you already are not doing it in secret. I just spat all my lunch out over the screen FLMAO
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RHP User
11 years ago
You seriously have no sense of humour at all do you. Stop taking yourself so seriously, FFS.
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RHP User
11 years ago
By the way I agree with Lilly's comment to you. Just thought I would make a joke of it instead. Should have known better.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lily, you jumped the gun, that bitter thing was not meant for you .. And Lily... OUCH.. you really gave it to me' didnt ya ... .. Probally half deserved it , but dont worry ' I get into trouble all the time so dont feel bad. I guess you can only take what I wrote at face value, which sometimes I get wrong or comes across that way. Not that I dont mean what I say, just say it as I know it.. If I get it wrong ' I get it wrong.. Bottom line is, I adore women who I have nothing but the utmost respect for providing they're not narky or vindictive. And' I definately do not lob every woman in the same basket' that being the only thing that really irked me in what you had to say. This week 'Ive been called a 'shit stirrer " a hunk ' a cheeky bugger ' a sexy dude' and now a monkey trainer.. Now you tell me.. ? Truth is, Im sure if you really knew me, Im sure you'd find Im nothing like the person you painted.. So if my words offended you I am sorry , I never mean to offend anyone.. Anyway, have a very merry xmas . I hope santa is good to you.. Jay...
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd be getting a prostate exam.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I'd have a big beautiful set of tits, though afraid to leave the house for the chance of needing to run for some reason or another and knocking myself out with the monsters. Mado Mado Tara xx Always wondered about the running factor, and the extra buoyancy while swimming, with a big set that is. And with the hips so far apart. I have always wondered why women surfers have such a weird stance, so would have to grab a board and see what is up with that. But I know for a fact that I could get away with blue bloody murder out their on a busy day, dropping in, pushing ahead of the line up. Then to wrap up the day i could get the life guards to give me a lift back to shore, may be a little mouth to mouth later at my place... ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Of Wilendorf that is:)..would I exchange my body with a man's for a week?...certainly ..but only with a sexy young thing who has a Granny obsession..xxFreya
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madotara69
11 years ago
I mean Tara has had a ball with your pics over the time, though blindman in that high cut one pice bikini, paddling around out the back with the lads, those wonderfull boobs, the wedgey as you playfully duck dive under the waves. This may be a little confronting for Ocean too, because Blindman, shit you are turning me on, and it will be interesting to see if Ocean will admitt that you are hot. Today.
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RHP User
11 years ago
You don't know how wrong you are.. Fact is ' I have a very good sense of humour, while most get it , others are sometimes left wondering if I was serious or not.. Unfortunately ' you belong to the latter.. Oh BTW. Merry Xmas
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
If I wanted to try another sex for a week I would want to know first whom I am swapping with? *At least give me that Blindman* Would they want to swap with and have my body for a week??? Now who wants to swap?? Would you let the other sex drive your body for a week? Depends if what their libido is like?? If it's less than mine...NO THANK YOU. I would feel dooped. :( Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Leave out the periods and I would be in it. The female body feels 2 to 3 times that of a man. Again hell yeah.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wuld have to be with a woman who adores her sex drive.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think we're going to need to call Stuart Diver to consult with... At least he was easy to get out of his situation!!! :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange73
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_me' Lily, you jumped the gun, that bitter thing was not meant for you .. And Lily... OUCH.. you really gave it to me' didnt ya ... .. Probally half deserved it , but dont worry ' I get into trouble all the time so dont feel bad. I guess you can only take what I wrote at face value, which sometimes I get wrong or comes across that way. Not that I dont mean what I say, just say it as I know it.. If I get it wrong ' I get it wrong.. Bottom line is, I adore women who I have nothing but the utmost respect for providing they're not narky or vindictive. And' I definately do not lob every woman in the same basket' that being the only thing that really irked me in what you had to say. This week 'Ive been called a 'shit stirrer " a hunk ' a cheeky bugger ' a sexy dude' and now a monkey trainer.. Now you tell me.. ? Truth is, Im sure if you really knew me, Im sure you'd find Im nothing like the person you painted.. So if my words offended you I am sorry , I never mean to offend anyone.. Anyway, have a very merry xmas . I hope santa is good to you.. Jay... I can only respond to the words presented to me on this thread and nothing more. If there is more to this that I have not clued onto or not aware of, then it is not something I will be digging into. I have nothing against you and picking fights or arguments on the forum is never been an enjoyable sport for me and I see it as fruitless. Like boxing shadows. If you have read my previous postings, am not one to bash people or quickly judge people on what they said or how they should lead their live based on the 'World according to Lily'. Am also one to enjoy a laugh or two with you on here at my expense even. Just that your post reads like a blanket misogynistic statement against women and I will not tolerate that. Just saying. yes I have been a good girl and a baaad one too. That should confuse the hell out of santa. A nice present of a strapon would be handy one day......lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
To each and every comment, it's scary.. But also such a wonderful journey
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_me' I adore women who I have nothing but the utmost respect for providing they're not narky or vindictive. That just happens to be all women over forty. Funny that.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yup, seems so..
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RHP User
11 years ago
In fairness' and after reading back over your post. I think you were a little too un nessasarily scathing with your reply. You say you dont mind having some fun even at your expense. ? Well' Im no different. What I had to say' was mostly tonge in cheek mixed with a mans point of veiw of a fictional scenario . Surely that was obvious.. The subject was how we would react if we were given the opposite sex's body for a day.. It is fiction or fantasy so how did you let this upset you ? If it was real ' I would understand.. but it wasnt..
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RHP User
11 years ago
goes to.... drum roll please... SIR STIR... congratulations , this award should look good next to the 2013 wanker of the year.. hehe Sings ' Its all about the bass.. bout the bass ' no kidding.. hehe
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RHP User
11 years ago
You may be forgiven for thinking that JayMe knows me from the way he responded to my joke. But no, I have never meet him, I don't know him, never exchanged an email with him. The only interaction is on this forum when I have been upset with his comments about women.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If I wanted to try another sex for a week I would want to know first whom I am swapping with? *At least give me that Blindman* Would they want to swap with and have my body for a week??? Now who wants to swap?? Would you let the other sex drive your body for a week? Depends if what their libido is like?? If it's less than mine...NO THANK YOU. I would feel dooped. :( Foxy Ill swap ya, watch out my body is hungry for all the pleasures of life. Only one rule. The little guy down stairs requires a rain coat when he plays, oh and let the body warm up before you rev it up, its done a lot of miles. I would say Have fun, and take some snap shots if you can. Be nice to see what you get up to.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's a hard life being this awesome... :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' I mean Tara has had a ball with your pics over the time, though blindman in that high cut one pice bikini, paddling around out the back with the lads, those wonderfull boobs, the wedgey as you playfully duck dive under the waves. This may be a little confronting for Ocean too, because Blindman, shit you are turning me on, and it will be interesting to see if Ocean will admitt that you are hot. Today. LOLThis thread is getting dangerous. Not sure which sex is in for the biggest shock, but those that know the body we are driving will defiantly be wondering, whats gotten into them. If a strange lady knocks on the door late at night, a wee little wink and we can see where it goes. The ocean is too old a wise to fall that old trick, but I would hope it would throw a few monster waves my way to sort the boys from the women.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Done deal. HA! You want to go shopping?? Please purchase me some new lingerie...size 10 panties and 12c bra. I like frills and all things girly. Take some snaps shops too. (will use as profile pics) Fill my fridge up, cook me some meals and mow my lawns while your at it. LOL! And lets make it the week I have my visitors shall we??? Will you be able to keep up??? hahah Yours sincerely, Ms.Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Raincoat and wet weather gear (snorkel and goggles) is a requirement for the swap. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Litonya' HAHAH i would be definitely to short as a man. Penis size hmmmm. should it be like my clit............................ooooooohh no it would be a tiny one, I would have to make good with oral technique and skills to blow the women out of her mind to orgasm. Charm her pants of with talk and maybe a massage, ohh I need a step to reach everything. For the owner size does not at all matter, well at least in terms of sensations and and pleasure. Why waste the opportunity with technique and skill, you have all that already. You should at least give the male orgasm a try or two.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Please keep my new penis when I revert back to a woman?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Done deal. HA! You want to go shopping?? Please purchase me some new lingerie...size 10 panties and 12c bra. I like frills and all things girly. Take some snaps shops too. (will use as profile pics) Fill my fridge up, cook me some meals and mow my lawns while your at it. LOL! And lets make it the week I have my visitors shall we??? Will you be able to keep up??? hahah Yours sincerely, Ms.Foxy A week is good.. :) I think I would go a little bit on the punk side. I Promise no tattoos or piercings, but I will try something (come fuck me) with the hair and make up. Best that I drive you interstate, as not to sully your fine reputation, would not want to bed someone that I shouldn't. That is as soon as I could get away from a mirror and my hands... I mean your hands.. oh you know what i mean.
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
It would be my absolute pleasure to swap, just for you to be happy. Nothing in return. And I give full permission to wear my red spunky boots and my dresses. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kokoflamingo' Please keep my new penis when I revert back to a woman? You could always get a latex cast, I know someone that can get that organised. Don't think I would want to part with my little guy. But then who knows a clit may be well worth the swap..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Outside of these forums I never presumed I knew you on a personal level at all ? If I were the type of guy willing to submit to you and your strap on we would probally have something in common , but since that's not a option, things will never change.. So let's just leave it at that..
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You could have mine until you get your own. Sports model but fully automatic with built in intelligence. Can harden up at inappropriate occasions but you'll get used to it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
anyone gets me knocked up in this little exercise, I am not going to be happy!!
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madotara69
11 years ago
Is it possible for all the good doing I have been posting lately, first Tara has been walking around all day out in the sun in the nuddy, and now you have mentioned not getting knocked up and I mentioned not getting knocked out. Talk about measures of deeds with actions are rewarded with a few wishes come true. What if, say for a day if you like?, I will swap you my penis for your wonderful big beautiful tits, I have already vouched to not run with them, so no chance of getting knocked out, If you like you could root them with my penis and no chance of getting knocked up. Oh and my penis is already aroused and it stays like that, well in your case and the dirty mind you have always so sexy, it'd be rock hard the entire time no matter what you chose to do, just don't tell me if you don't think I could handle what it is you wouldn't tell, you could tell Tara she often does things with it without telling me, actually come to think of it, that would be interesting if she saw you with my boner, well you still would not get knocked up. Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Experiencing what its like to have so much male hormone running through my body. Feeling how it drives my desire for sex and rule my mind. So I know whats its like for men to say and do inappropriate things because of it. Then I suppose it would be great who I swapped with for them to feel how our emotions, mood and happiness drive our sexual desires. Just a thought nothing negative just to gain an understanding really.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Is it possible for all the good doing I have been posting lately, first Tara has been walking around all day out in the sun in the nuddy, and now you have mentioned not getting knocked up and I mentioned not getting knocked out. Talk about measures of deeds with actions are rewarded with a few wishes come true. What if, say for a day if you like?, I will swap you my penis for your wonderful big beautiful tits, I have already vouched to not run with them, so no chance of getting knocked out, If you like you could root them with my penis and no chance of getting knocked up. Oh and my penis is already aroused and it stays like that, well in your case and the dirty mind you have always so sexy, it'd be rock hard the entire time no matter what you chose to do, just don't tell me if you don't think I could handle what it is you wouldn't tell, you could tell Tara she often does things with it without telling me, actually come to think of it, that would be interesting if she saw you with my boner, well you still would not get knocked up. Mado Tara xx I would love to get rid of these tits for a week. Would be nice to run down stairs without having the wind knocked out of me, well run anywhere actually, lol. Not have to worry about bounce and bad posture and bras cutting into me. Feels so free just saying it. I hope your penis would be safe with me, I am sure it would be hard all the time. I often wonder if my brain is more geared up more like a man's with the amount of sex I think about. I would definitely have to give Tara a run to see if I could match your sensuality and passion ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Want to take that convo some other place ??? On topic please ? Cheers, W. And BTW Foxy that was a very thoughtful offer for Songbird
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madotara69
11 years ago
Probably a pretty good deal, because my penis would be pretty familiar to that nympho full on sort of endurance, I don't need to do too much with my penis for a lot of it, basically just be there until Tara has had her waves flowing and rarely am I not in short fits of convulsions, hips just uncontrollably thrusting my penis in random directions, and that's because Tara plans for it as I ride in and out of conscience, it turns her on and she can just orgasm from a blow job if I go into writhing fits and I have no control of the groans she gets going as well. I get to feel it all, that is a bonus. By the time I stop having the sparks shooting about, it feels pretty nice and floaty and my penis is just sensually numb. It works out good for the next orgasm or two as hands toys and my penis sometimes two penises, make for some pretty awasome sessions. But Every day like you get up too ralf, that would be a challenge for sure.
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RHP User
11 years ago
To you my friend... the bird ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
You really like to surf the edge of coherence don't you !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_me' To you my friend... the bird ? Oh wait a minute ...... I am not. I am going to take my advice and stay on topic as I have really enjoyed this thread. Jay if you want to continue this feel free to message me if you have anything intelligent to say.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haaaaa.. peacefully in here.. I can feel the love. Need a big does of female hormones so I can wash my brain with tears, rather than the perplexed anger the testosterone is throwing my way right now.. Ummmmmmmm those other threads, are ugly. ewwww
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RHP User
11 years ago
Can I pick Coops? That would be a thrilling ride.
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you wish.. I'm open to what ever it is you feel makes you more intelligent ?
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madotara69
11 years ago
yeah I know it's a bit fantasy, but there is the ask the universe and see what it sends. Not did it send something that could be wellll, ahhhh No it sent a big beautiful set of tits exactly as asked and of all who own them ralf the one woman I just knew would let me admire them. And Tara just said she thought it was a great idea, I am just happy to lay on them for a pillow and day dream, while ralf gets her rocks off, for a root she will remember for a while. And there appears the chance that ralf may just wander in and take her tits for a run with my penis before she goes back and gives Tara another one. ralf has a free reign, and she should feed that sexual hunger, it's Christmas And surfing? RHP sometimes it takes an hour or two writing a reply, so can't this typing thing be recognised as on line and not off blowing in the wind somewhere, with an empty page, that was afull page when I pressed the green button that says press this button!!! swap me bum for your face, just for an hour. (intimidation look) I replied too blindmans post, and we rode a tube in a twenty foot mountain of pure energy as she came up in a southerly at Fairy Bower, a rock point break at North Head, by Manly.
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RHP User
11 years ago
To see the posts on here when they come home pissed and angry coz they couldn't get a root from the stuck up bitches at the nightclub.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Can I pick Coops? That would be a thrilling ride. You may end up doing kinky things with me :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Can't understand where you got that idea from ? I find the stuck up bitches you talk about really sweet and easier to talk to ... Not only that ' you can see what you're getting .. Maybe it's attitude ?
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RHP User
11 years ago
The topic is gender swapping, think about it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
We are all stuck up if you have the correct perspective. One of my best friends I have, I did not notice for close to a year in the social world. She thought I was just another stuck up dick. But really it was not that I was ignoring her, or deliberately not acknowledging her. I really don't remember her, she is quiet and reserved (in a completely out there way) then one day, I just happened to sit next to her and started to chat, 3 years on we still chat almost every day. Being busy in the social world means you can not see and talk to every single person, especially if they do nothing to get noticed.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Do we get to keep our brains or do we swap them too?...That's rather scary...of course there is always room for improvement....hmm I wouldn't mind being a certain young stud from Sydney,he has some very sexy female friends and also indulges in elevated conversation :) xx Freya
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would say for us to learn from such an experience we should keep as much of us as we can, our memories, our learned experiences and wisdom, so we can add to the knowledge we already posses. Though as some have mentioned the chemical nature of our minds should befit the body that we occupies. I think that would indeed be the most notable thing. It seemed looking at how this thread started that we would all be rushing of a brand new set of sexual experiences but I do wonder if that would be so. A mans mind suddenly full of estrogen may well not be conducive to his male sexuality, and for a woman I would not know how they would deal with testosterone. Sounds like you have made a fine selection. Personally I wouldn't mind trying someone like that too, oh to be young again.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes'. We're obviously on different pages.. But it was you that complained about the stuck up bitch's in nite clubs who I always find most engaging.. But then again ' I like face to face in anything...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Since the men and women are swapping bodies... 50zkool effectively called you a stuck up bitch. Are you going to take that lying down? :-P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not complaining Jay_me it was humour.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Since the men and women are swapping bodies... 50zkool effectively called you a stuck up bitch. Are you going to take that lying down? :-P Shitstirrer you
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RHP User
11 years ago
You know I take nothing lying down.. you should know that by now..
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enduran
11 years ago
I do think it would be interesting to see how people react at work differently if the same idea comes from a woman - and also of course to see how sex and masturbation is as a woman as I am sure it will be very different, I guess it's more intimate if you let someone in than if you stick it in. sorry for the crude comparison but I always wondered whether that difference is a large as I suspect it to be. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I hope I wouldn't acquire a taste for Billy Bermingham,Carl Baron or Kevin Bloody Wilson jokes.Now that is a very scary prospect :)..or the humour by-pass that some men seem to have:( xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
How about Benny Hill?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now he is most definitely over the hill :)but I love Billy Connelly and Eddie Izzard in drag,I saw him live and was nearly ill from laughing so much....and Glasgow ,the home of my ancestors, is just full of that particular Billy xxFreya
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threesixty
11 years ago
It is a very tempting offer to "Swap" bodies for a week, but after some objective thought, I have decided against it. Don't get me wrong!!! Would love nothing better than sticking all sorts of weird and wonderful objects in "My Borrowed Vagina", not too keen on going down on a bloke tho? Can it be the week where the painters and decorators are not visiting. There is the pro's and con's of being the opposite sex, I wouldn't have to worry about lifting the toilet seat up, but having a dick means you can piss anywhere, as opposed to having to use a toilet. I might finally find out WTF it is about "Shoe's" that make girlies go weak at the knees... Oh and the old "not tonight hunny, I have a headache... Cheers...
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RHP User
11 years ago
As a girl I would suddenly get the urge to be reading romantic novels, renting copies of the "Sound of music" and "Bridget Jones's Diaries" and develop a strange urge to put the toilet lid down when I am done, and oh my god will you look at the state of this bathroom, guys are such pigs. Would it kill you to put the undies in the laundry hamper Oh and get the lazy bum Blindman to fix the gate as he promised to do ages ago, Oh! wait that's me... ooops Oh and girls look out the sudden urge to flick through some porn sites is best left for when in the privacy of home.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'enduran' I do think it would be interesting to see how people react at work differently if the same idea comes from a woman - and also of course to see how sex and masturbation is as a woman as I am sure it will be very different, I guess it's more intimate if you let someone in than if you stick it in. sorry for the crude comparison but I always wondered whether that difference is a large as I suspect it to be. - Posted from rhpmobile Young man, or girl, I am all confused now. No need to apologize for being crude because as a woman you are in the company of guys, its their job not to be foul mouthed. And yes it would be interesting to ram that monster vibrator you found in the bed side draw, next to the 50 pack double A batteries, well and truly home.
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