RHP

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Kinky Christmas presents

December 12 2014

Well for me and ms araps we usually purchase 2 presents. Our "PG" rated ones that we can open in front of the kids and then our adult ones that definitely can't be opened in front of the kids. Anyone else do this each year and what have been your favorites over the years. For those people (who it is not a surprise), what kinky presents are you getting your partner for Christmas?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    With the ex wife.... Id buy her something she could open on Xmas day..... .... and buy myself something she never knew about... like a new Tiagra50WLRS

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    A strapon with an 8 inch vibrating cock, a bondage sex swing and some bed restraints...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Dish washing gloves! Wait..... why am I single again? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The tinsel...gotta love the 101 ways to be creative with tinsel or ribbon or string or ...the man from Bunnings rope section sitting under my tree xx Freya

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    11 years ago

    well I don't have a partner to by for as such....but I will accept all kinky presents

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm getting a lover shoes. Make of that what you will.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Last weekend another lover gave me an early Christmas present of knives and peanut butter.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I am still a little tender ..... ;-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    my gorgeous man reads the forums, I can't say and spoil the surprise but I love reading what everyone else is getting. Even though it's not yet Christmas, I got the best present ever yesterday. He was 5'9" 😘 @meander - I don't know what you guys are up to but it sounds a little nutty to me 😜 @The_3somes - I'd like to come over to your place this Christmas 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    I don't have a permanent lover but a couple of nice fwb I see on occasions. I have a couple of nice sexy things to try on them but havent had the chance to. Any takers? A couple of months ago, a couple of girlfriends and i went for yumcha lunch and 'toy' shopping in Melb, as you do. I still have to try the cockring that was included in the toy set. So one lucky guy could help me break it out of its wrapping. Haha. But dont know how to use it and it did not cum (pun) with a MANual. I'm sure it is a cock ring. or a bottle lid opener? Geez, I have so much to learn.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm getting my partner and I a bareboat charter on the whitsundays. I'm sure we should be able to find a nice secluded beach somewhere to get up to some mischief. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No partner here to buy for or to buy for me, so I am mostly self service. What I really want for Christmas is a birdcage luggage trolley. Every time I walk past the Hilton on the way to work, I imagine all the devious things I could do to my friends with those multiple tie points.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    my bosses tell me to tell the staff they can have some free goodies from the shop. I don't think there is anything I want, I already have everything I want, what I need is a man to use them all with!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Well I received a proposal that included a diamond ring last night. I'll tell you the rest after Christmas. Foxy

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    You can't bring up something like that n NOT share details. Lol Pleeeease....

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    11 years ago

    A friend used crunchy peanut butter on her then partner, some got stuck under his foreskin, creating some sort of reaction requiring hospitalization. But I'm sure you could take care of that if required. Xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I got chatting to a cutie working in Bunnings.. (thx freya for reminding me ) we spoke about summer and winter and how nice a bottle of red is nice on the beach or in front of the fire. Anyways' next time I went there I took her a bottle of red which she really liked. Then she went on hoidays to singapore and malasia for 2 weeks . When she came back she told me she had bought me back a gift and laughed.. After much prodding , she finally told me she bought me back a willy warmer .. hehe.. I know its coming for xmas but I havnt been back for a few weeks, but I did ask her if she wanted to do the fitting.... she didnt answer' but the cheeky smile said alot...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The aussie version of the hitachi wand with 5 attachments. 7000rpm of pleasure. Hope I don't grind my clit off - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    All I want is a soft slow meaningful kiss But if I get a coffee buddy and a couple to play with id be happy man

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Is buying another guitar classed as kinky?

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mickey2014' Is buying another guitar classed as kinky? Depends what you use as a pick..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Quoting 'Mickey2014' Is buying another guitar classed as kinky? Depends what you use as a pick.. I like to channel my idol Jimmy and use my tongue...