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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  While we're posting classifieds, I just wanted to add that I'm looking for a guy who will play with himself whilst wearing my underwear (special consideration to men able to fit into a 12D bra). He should then bring himself to climax, shoot himself in the left eye, use the remaining cum as 'special ink' to write a passage from Twilight onto his washboard abs, and then make me a cup of peppermint tea. Only men proficient in calligraphy need apply. In eager anticipation, Tinq ;)

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  you is on the wrong site laddy !!!!...there is absolutely no sex here...so take your pissy little advert...and stick it on page 3 of some national newspaper...'cos that's where it belongs...jose...

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Bloody Hell: as you are about to blow dude, pull out and do it on her tits.... then start licking! If she thinks that is wierd, go get another one and try it again... Next time you fck, fill her up and then after you have been holding her and petting her, start to nibble your way down her chest and belly... she will quickly open her legs and shut her eyes... if she thinks that is wierd, go get another one and try it again. It is called "Getting a bit of your own back" There are not a lot of girls who like receiving oral who would stop you going down on her no matter what is happening there. FFS oh.. grow some balls! you may have better luck! :) Tinq - FFS I was going to go to TAFE to do Caligraphy too this year... but i went to study herbal tea making techniques instead.. bad choice huh??

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  The Genie from the advert of never ending Tim Tams... Trish can have the Tim Tams (as I don't like them) and a regular gardener to do my lawns...Ohhh and $1,000,000.00 Thank You xFunlovingx

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  .........it's good to see that some have seen it for the light hearted throwaway comment it is.

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Quoting 'carter10'.........it's good to see that some have seen it for the light hearted throwaway comment it is. I'm glad you cleared that up carter, because I thought you were serious! I would have responded, but alas, I'm not a "bored housewife"....thats simply my fantasy..lol Jx

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  I clearly must get around to organising that seeing eye dog...ya know how it is with us blind folks...*BANG!*OW...OW....FCUK, FCUK AND FCUK!!!...damn son moved the bloody dresser again...Jose......*limping away*

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Quoting 'tinquabell' While we're posting classifieds, I just wanted to add that I'm looking for a guy who will play with himself whilst wearing my underwear (special consideration to men able to fit into a 12D bra). He should then bring himself to climax, shoot himself in the left eye, use the remaining cum as 'special ink' to write a passage from Twilight onto his washboard abs, and then make me a cup of peppermint tea. Only men proficient in calligraphy need apply. In eager anticipation, Tinq ;) OMG Tinq you've been reading my wishbook again... well.. except for that Twilight guff... I mean, c'mon, wearing a bra is one thing - but pretending you're a fellow who 'sparkles in the sunlight', thats juust a bit tooooo fey.(where can you buy D size chicken fillets?)

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  RHP User

  16 years ago

  Carter is gone! Bloody hell SydneyBoy, way to go in outing the vampire! I'm sure Carter was very lovely with his shimmery skin and golden eyes. All he wanted was to cum on someones tits and chow down on someones femoral artery and you go and scare him off. Bully! :P

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