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Obi1kenietzsche

Obi1kenietzsche

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Lick, lick, num-mum..

April 12 2017

Does anyone have any naughty expectations out of Easter?. Is I sit here in my tree house, I am hoping for a chocolate covered pussy. "Mmmmmmm....chocolate covered". Reminds me of a Brisbane bar I once worked in where my co-worker was a stunning red head who was studying medicine at Uni. She was so shy and altogether simply lovely, and would not say "boo" to anyone. I bumped into her at the Caxton marble festival a few years later and she confessed that she liked to have melted chocolate licked off her naked body during sex. "Mmmmmmmm...... naked". Just goes to show one never can tell. Any who, if you have any naughty suggestions involving chocolate, fess up now, and we all might just get into a different sort of "Happy" Easer. X Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ...Eater Bunny coming of the grill will do it for me. Chocolate is just a bonus!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It is safe to mix food with the female nether regions? I've only really once tried off the body in general.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But I suggest, the "Wicked" chocolate based dips available in the supermarket, normally near the strawberries. :)

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    half your luck she didn't want you to lick set chocolate off her body during sex Obi, it ain't that easy, we tried and tried... could not get the chocolate to set, I even stood in the freezer for a few days, still to no prevail, Ice Magic ? tried it and no luck, the sex is just too hot Obi, Mado Mado Tara xx

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Mado, There used to be a little cafe on the old Pacific Highway just North of Brunswick Heads that served frozen chocolate coated bananas (it may have even been the original "Humble Pie" place but I'm not sure). We had heaps of fun with those things! Obi1

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Mado, There used to be a little cafe on the old Pacific Highway just North of Brunswick Heads that served frozen chocolate coated bananas (it may have even been the original "Humble Pie" place but I'm not sure). We had heaps of fun with those things! Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Chocolate coated pussy 😇 I'm liking the sound of that, got a fairly decent reaction downstairs too, built in radar 😉 and Choc Cock Popsicle with sprinkles for me thanks nom nom. Damn, if I wasn't a guest, I'd do a datefinder event for that. Off to stock up on chocolate tomorrow, Dairy Milk of course mmm

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I have another idea, get him to eat Smarties out of me 😊

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ah well it's not the best for it. So I just plan to eat chocolate until my body starts to taste like it ;)

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    9 years ago

    And then licked him clean.......mounted him cowgirl style........and destroyed the bed we were on...... *Disclaimer: For safety please remove any wine bottles from the bed head so they don't collect your amour in the head when things get rough, or the bed collapses Wasn't planning on chocolate this year, I get Chocky Desire everyday.....nice feed of seafood maybe and some rum hey Cap'n ~ Happy Easter Everyone, Indy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha that's a great idea, I'm in 👍

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Frozen blueberries rolled deceptively on your tongue then let them thaw... share them in a passionate kiss. Chocolate is for amateurs! Best........ CM

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  • 666_In_Disguise

    666_In_Disguise

    9 years ago

    Whipped cream for me please, lots of it, maybe a few strawberries or raspberies on top, pitted cherries will do too.

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Sounds damn fine to me! But I heard you ended up ditching that poor fellow on account he was a bit too "vanilla". 😂 Xx Obi1

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Obi1kazsnorkus' Mado, There used to be a little cafe on the old Pacific Highway just North of Brunswick Heads that served frozen chocolate coated bananas (it may have even been the original "Humble Pie" place but I'm not sure). We had heaps of fun with those things! Obi1 These days, who are much more recently, it's politically incorrect for a woman to make eye contact whilst eating a banana, not sure where the ramifications with frozen chocolate coated bananas would come into play, but it's worth a shot, it may have been missed altogether and perfectly proper, even a loop hole that may very well create a terminological inexactitude to the rule and discombobulate them all, then dear friend who lives in a house in a tree with an empty Paddle Pop wrapper wafting about in the breeze, not only ought you be congratulated, look at the Paddle Pop stick Obi, ...'Lucky draw prize, One Chocolate Paddle Pop won', for free.......Happy Easter Obi, it would be a wonderful and joyous occasion, if it were to be, us huddled in a comfy little circle, celebrating the good fortune and melting moment of your ice-cream on a stick, a lucky stick indeed. Oh, I think it was the banana factory that went broke, out of business, that use to be, rumours had it Obi, it was because they threw out all the bent ones.

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Chortle chortle! Mado, you are a funny bugger! 😊 Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm waiting for my Easter bunny to hop around tonight for some delicious sweet treats 👄 🍭 🍫 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Now that is an Easter treat to trump chocolate. Having said that, I have commenced 'Operation eat chocolate until I taste like it'. Bought one of those massive Dairy Milk blocks, I've only had 2 rows, but each row is about a foot long 😉 just eat lunch now, then more chocolate Later I'll be looking for someone to do the taste test 😛

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I feel sick 😧

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I share your thinking/habits. My previously posted weight loss idea is postponed until after Easter :P Then it's back to my favourite cookies & cream ice cream. Mmmm... to lick that off someone! :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    mmm delicious 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Go you! I've been eating Easter eggs all week. I should really be eating carrots because I've stacked on 10kg in a month. But chocolate is so delicious 😋

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes well, I'm feeling like a blimp today, that big block of chocolate, yep, all gone 😀 why can't I stop at one or two rows 😕 Don't stress about yourself, you have your hands full there, impossible at the best of times with young children 😃

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    Soft and ITM, On a girlfriends instructions I once drank pineapple juice until aparantly I tasted like it! 👄😎

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    9 years ago

    I still don't know what she ment by that.🤔

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