RHP

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July 31 2019

What are the biggest whoppers you've been told. The biggest porky pies Over to you. Play nice 😘

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  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    6 years ago

    Be back in a minute just going to the toilet ,apparently after we sat there for 20 minutes decided the the toilet they were meaning wasn’t at the place we were at 😳

  • Cucknshells

    Cucknshells

    6 years ago

    Lets see. How about my partner died and I am a sole parent. Please feel sorry for me.What he meant to say was I am married and cheating on my wife. Please don't tell her.Easy mistake to make. Live and let learn Shells.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Haha omg really? You have some funny stories. You should write a book. It would be a good read. Although that wouldn't have been funny at the time

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    6 years ago

    un-named website says they're the best adult website, especially for hooking up... Tall

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    We dated an attractive bisexual woman together, she was quite interested in both of us and with drinks and all we chatted for few hours, very pleasant time spent together. Next day we received a message saying her brother attempted to kill himself, we both sympathized with her and offered our help if she felt the need. About 2-3 days later we received another message saying her uncle attempted to kill himself. Considering the likelihood of something like this happening we got suspicious of course but it’s life, things happen. So we decided to let her go and let her deal with her issues. She wrote us a long message saying thanks and all. Few days later we came across her profile someplace else, looking for “poly” dates. No mention of suicides or any other grim events, she was just fine. I don’t know why she just didn’t tell us she had a change of heart and instead she went through all that drama of coming up with stories. You are not interested? Yeah, ok, big deal, thanks for your time, bye : ) Why it’s such a big deal to say no?

  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    6 years ago

    It was bloody annoying at the time ,spent most of a night chatting ,thinking it’s going well ,ignoring all other potentials ,so We not rude at all ,they had a room booked and all but thinking back there were a few tell signs of nerves getting the better of them with a million questions ,and yup ,took a while for the penny to drop they weren’t coming back to this meet and greetty social thing ,looked around and nope place was pretty much empty of anyone interesting to us ,as most had hooked up and gone for fun ,DOH!!! Just another night tag it up to experience and laugh ,a book you say ,nahhh. Not enough chapters ,more like a bloody good series ,should be called. Really ?did that happen ,the Does and Dont’s of a swinging couple ,lol

  • SSExplorer

    SSExplorer

    6 years ago

    Met a “couple” at a hotel room, only guy there, waiting for girl as she was held back at work. Guy makes many calls to her with her saying she’s coming, then says another couple is coming too, then says gf says for us to start playing...no....then says girl can’t come but other couple nearly there. We excused ourselves and got out of there real quick...met the other crusty couple at the lifts too we think!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    " Im single", there are two. One told me he was a widower of two years...but could only manage daytime meets as it would upset his in laws to see him with someone else. Then another guy messaged to say he couldnt make a date as his best friend had been in a serious car crash. I later found out hed told the same story to one of my friends. Your bs radar becomes finely tuned on here

  • yep_its_me

    yep_its_me

    6 years ago

    I think we're all told a porky to get out of a situation you've been in. I know I've told a few in the past. One's I've been told, age, well that sometimes comes out at awkward moments, these children aren't mine.... and have had the run around, wrong house number then wrong street, but I won't change who I am now or my search for what I enjoy. It took a while for it not to bother me. If people don't want to be genuine about serious things then I'm happy to be blocked 😊 Stay safe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Great comments 👍

  • Playful2looking

    Playful2looking

    6 years ago

    The male half of a couple says he's bi so you go to suck his cock and he freaks or the single guy says he's bi curious but isn't just wants to play with your wife...

  • WishingWell

    WishingWell

    6 years ago

    There have been a few tbh but this one still stands out.. I hooked up with a guy from here a couple of times and we kept in touch via messaging for a while then he ghosted me. Which was actually fine because we weren't exclusive, it was just very casual and I guessed he had just moved on. A few months later I got a message from him saying sorry he'd been silent but he'd been overseas for a bit for his mum's funeral and had to organise family stuff etc. We were chatting about his grief and depression over the loss of his mum for a while, and decided to meet up for a drink a month or so later. During our chat he mentioned he'd just come from his mum's house for dinner and they'd had a fight. I went quiet and alarm bells went off! I just let him keep talking about her, knowing he had played me big time about his mum dying.. I'm usually a good judge of character but he got me good! The next day he messaged saying it was good to catch up and he wanted to see me again. I sent him some screenshots of a few messages he had sent me about his mum dying previously and then blocked him. I guess if you're going to lie remember what and who you lie to 😡 Interesting to see he's still on rhp and wonder how many other women he's played..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I’m in Perth I touch myself

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I had the same thing happen.We met for a drink and agreed to meet up a few days later,He then called me to say his best friend had been killed in a car crash and he had to look after his friends wife and kids. Nearly a year later he contacted me again had obviously forgotten who I was..denied that he had ever said such a thing..yes if you are going to live,ave a good memory. Hugs Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Going to lie Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I touch myself 2. 😜

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    6 years ago

    Timely Just pulling apart the lie today 😔 Life is a mofo sometimes .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Their dicks aren't whoppers but their lies (regarding stated size) are whoppers lol The 'I'm single' whopper - guy told me he was separated, was in my suburb, summer nice and warm, we moved to meeting fairly quickly. Met at the beach one night and played, again the following night I noticed he was in a hurry, walking two paces in front of me. The penny didn't drop until I saw him with his wife and young children in the supermarket a few days later. Beautiful, seemingly perfect looking family. He saw me, looked relieved I didn't out him but I wish I had now

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Ok...ok...can we just be friends...please??!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    My wife is pregnant but she's given me permission to play... The athletic body type who wears a size 24... And I am sure we once met the used car salesman from True Lies. The whoppers just kept getting bigger with him. One line was: my job won't let me get tattoos because they are too easy to identify if we die in the line of duty...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    That last one 😂 lmao really?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Really. I had to stop myself from laughing. The more he drank, the more whoppers he told.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Why do people lie? Answer..Because they can.:) Hugs Q

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    6 years ago

    One line was: my job won't let me get tattoos because they are too easy to identify if we die in the line of duty... That’s gutless to say the least.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I don't want you to come and visit me because it's a small town and I don't want my ex wife finding out and causing trouble. Never mind the live in girlfriend of 3 years he had.. Another bloke told me he didn't do drugs, and then another time told me how he smoked drugs with a policeman.. *cough cough* bullshit..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Omg where do I start most recently I met a guy who continueously told me how keen n into me he was how much he wanted catch up alot more that he had to go home this night be swore he be back later i doubted him and kept reasuring me he was ligit 100% beeing honest n wasn't kinda person to fuk sombody around lead them on. Well as soon as he left here I tryed to mesg say thank you apprecate him comeing out to meet me all that and low and behold BLOCKED lol fed me complet utter bullshit to my face lol. I mean if you got no intechion of seeing me again just fuking say so be honest better that spinning that web of bullshit lies for wat? Just say sorry I'm keen to meet again no harm done to either of us not going to offend me iif you decide that when you meet sombody. But to twist shit play mind game say one thing and do complet oposet I can't for the life of me understand what plesduer anybody can get of doing that to sombody els. Some people are just crule.