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Life is like ........
July 30 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
A revolving door. Easy come, easy go, but it continues to turn regardless.
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RHP User
8 years ago
You can choose to do what's necessary to simply pass, but if you actively engage and find ways to apply your knowledge beyond the classroom, you'll get much more opportunity in the end. Same with life, work eat sleep, yeah you might survive, but if you get outside and be part of the community, oh the richer you'll be. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
A dick Sometimes it's up Sometimes it's down But it won't be hard forever ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Is.
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RHP User
8 years ago
love these 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
For me, life is like being in a Harry Potter world surrounded by Muggles. I can be as crazy as I like, but no one notices. I think there is something in there for everyone. Don't you? M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
an arrow in the heart some days. Wish cupid would fuckin get it right 😳
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RHP User
8 years ago
Life is like toilet paper.You're either on a roll.....or sorting someones shit.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Haha 😂😂 That is your job here on the forum, to sort our shit out 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. (I feel slightly ashamed of you all for not getting in there first... except for all of those without ip, who are going to make me look more ridiculous 😂😂)
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RHP User
8 years ago
A piano, what you get depends on how you play it.
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RHP User
8 years ago
My job's to make bad jokes that get bolder after 2 drinks in....until someone pulls me into line.. And caring compliments.Betty, I'd tell you if you looked more ridiculous.
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RHP User
8 years ago
I love your guts, even though you just called me ridiculous 😍 *you ain't seen nothing yet 😆*
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RHP User
8 years ago
I can see this being our new fav hang thread, like link the song 😍 (You have no one to blame, but yourself, when you get sick of me flirting with Kool on your thread 😇)
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RHP User
8 years ago
It wouldn't be the same without you guys flirting 😍 Kool, imagine if I drank before posting, oh lordy, think best I don't 😇
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RHP User
8 years ago
..."B-b-b-Betty, you just aint' seen n-n-nothin' yet...!"
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RHP User
8 years ago
When you haven't slept properly in over 9 weeks and finally turn into a crazy woman 😑
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RHP User
8 years ago
Life is like this piece of toast. It's more satisfying when you butter it right to the edge. Butter tastes better. Guilt tastes bland. ** Breakfast philosophy 101 ** 🙄
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RHP User
8 years ago
Guru Kool 😉 I wonder what philosophy applies to my 2 pieces of toast (with butter and Vegemite of course) shooting off my plate, landing on the floor, but up the right way 👍 there has to be some deeper meaning to that. Both pieces landing up the right way? Like has that ever happened in the history of toast lol Life is like a piece of toast because you never know where you'll land and which way up you'll be ?? 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you've got, the less shit you eat !
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RHP User
8 years ago
Life is like a bubble bath. The longer you stay in, the more wrickled you get.
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RHP User
8 years ago
* wrinkled
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RHP User
8 years ago
a chicken Comes into the world all sweet and cute as a little baby chick, not a care in the world, happily exploring the new world As it grows, life sometimes gets a bit challenging, squawks a bit, sometimes gets so upset, lays an egg Scratches around trying to find a good spot to lay, or get laid lol flirting with the roosters Things get hot and spicy 😄 Then kids and a mortgage. Chicken pens aren't cheap these days All said and done, not a bad life And like us, ultimately gets thrown in the oven for a good roasting 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
a classroom 😯 I have learnt> -to laugh at my problems, everyone else does -we live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster than the police 😜 -they start the news with "Good evening". Then proceed to tell you why it isn't -children: you spend the first two years teaching them to walk and talk, the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up -always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back -if you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments -a bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it 😉
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