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February 23 2012

General question, preferences towards bedroom-only-fun as opposed to living room lovin', kitchen bench, dining table, pool, spa... I was always a huge fan of furniture aided sexy fun, dining table, couch etc.. The spark got ignited again recently, I'm just curious what the general vibe is "out there" with the RHP citizens :) Cheers, Td&h

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A very vanilla friend of mind wanted to impress me recently by telling me that she is "not so vanilla in the bedroom" she can barely mention the word sex. I said to her "fuck me, I can't remember the last time I had sex in a bedroom" amongst lots of virtual eye rolling of course :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    The vibe Latino boy?? Hmmm I would do you over a chair no problem, however I would need my stepladder to get the right angle so I don't hurt ya. Hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Kitchen benches are about 3 inches too high for me to do a decent job. I prefer the packing the dishwasher position or alternatively, the front loading washing machine.... or the commercial dryer door. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Can I just say what the hell is with the design of kitchens?? Is any normal person supposed to every reach those top shelves? Must I permanently have that stepladder handy xxMeeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    and everywhere :) Love the creative positions furniture can assist with!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We used to have sex anywhere but the bedroom. Then there was kids!Now teenagers, who come and go at all hours, and not just our own, and definitely stay up later then me.Only relatively safe place is the bedroom, with lock that can only be opened from the inside.Now we feel like the naughty little kids, trying to get away with something.Felonius....No longer King of the Castle

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    14 years ago

    When we built our house i constructed our ensuite bench tops about 3" shorter than normal and had the mirror come down all the way to bench height instead of having a splashback. Serves its intended purpose well and looks great to boot! Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Don't worry about hurting me meeka "pleasure & pain" grrr My vibe right now "fun-on-the-couch " *grin* Being 6'4, kitchen benches are just about the right height for this Latino *grin*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I have my own dungeon with benches, tables and an electric hoist to choose from.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...just not on Sunday or Saturday if it happens to be at a Seventh Day Adventist church. Tuesdays through Thursdays...those are always pretty good. | Hey, just a quesion...that Holy Water, they don't drink that stuff do they? On the way out I have been using that to wash off my... | Never mind, it usually boils right after I'm through anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ... always dictates no matter the location. But I strongly object to anyone shagging on my dining table or kitchen bench tops - grrrrrr and as for church pews and holy water - really CM im surprised you got out with all your tackle in tact!

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'Can I just say what the hell is with the design of kitchens?? Is any normal person supposed to every reach those top shelves? Must I permanently have that stepladder handy xxMeeka I think I have a handy extension pole to give you a helping boost from behind Meeks ET xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    well a fav past time of mine is to screw hookers in the shed as once i have finished they are so much closer to my chainsaw

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...although it does take some brass. | Quoting 'keepingkarma'...as for church pews and holy water - really CM im surprised you got out with all your tackle in tact! | Every time the thunder roars and another lightening bolt explodes through a stain glassed window, I probably should take note of it as a sign from above instead of saying.... "Na na naaaa, you missed again old boy". | Shaking my butt and doing the MC Hammer strut...that could be an overkill, huh?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Maybe a pool table TDH? x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I've always been quite happy with the bonnet of my car.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I again recommend the "Tork Lindsen" BUMSEN-STUHL. . European design with easy assembley, this alloy-steel framed/veneer pine stool comes with 5 dildo stations and ankle straps as standard. The Jaxie proben by "Erge Vomleid" sold separately. . Available in Lapis Blau and Vulva Pink.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm a fan of pool table fun ;) Perfect company, great location, the "winner" takes all *wink* td&h

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I use to dream of "shoe box in middla rowd"...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm not sure I should weigh into this one given my proclivity toward outdoor activities.....why bother with furniture if you'd got a backyard? I probably should have been jailed and or deported from several countries by now if we hadn't been careful enough....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Pool table fun, oh yeah! Up there in my "to do list" - again - *wink* Win or No win lol Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Glutton for punishment are we TDH?   game on xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Lol Mr andMrs E ! Ill take two in vulva pink. Now Mr TD and H. I'm thinking... Coffee table blow job Kitchen bench cunnilingus f$&#ing on the floor Minxy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down the mill for fourteen hours a day week in week out, for sixpence a week. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    kitchen benches and pool tables.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    have anyone tried on floor...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Outdoors all the way;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Miss bbw - I like your style - great taste Minxy- living room bj's gets top marks from me *wink* how about single sofa chair action, black & white chair, comfortable, no armrests.. - u can hold on me - *grin* Missemgs- yes, I am a glutton *grin* give me more ;) when I see I good thing -and I did see a VERY good thing- you can't blame me for wanting more.. And if I'm lucky, there will b no more "unauthorized strategic ball movement" lol winner takes all (takes it all off?) :p Td&h

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I was thinking washing machine, because when it's functioning it vibrates lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    quoting EnigmaofloveLocationI was thinking washing machine, because when it's functioning it vibrates lol ...and suddenly I have a new found interest in domestic duties dammit!! I dont know why my "reply with quote thing doesnt work! Does this site have a particular dislike for Macs :(Minxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A single recliner armchair. Have the guy sit down and stretch out while I give a blowjob that leaves no mess.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    To Minx,   Hello Minx :).......yes it gives that little lift to domestic jobs....but don't forget to use the full cycle for a longer and complete experience ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I'm disapointed that the car bonnet didn't float your boat. Love that smile, babe.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That was hot. It got me going and I'm straight!!! :-') (Can't do the "reply with quote on my phone grrrr)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Haha..the mind works overtime...but if I am correct it would only be the male of the species that are required to "alter" ball movements.. correct?!   Interesting question to pose though..when is the most awkward moment you gentlemen have had to "make adjustments subtly?"   Bets TDH? I'm confident if you are... xx

  • MegaSin

    MegaSin

    14 years ago

    Love to bend MrsMinxy over the end of a Couch

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Definitely love hotel SAUNA SEX- something about the fact that whilst it feels like my own special little fuck cubby, someone can walk in at any moment.....it's the smell of wood, sound of water sizzling, warm dim lighting, hot breathe, sweaty slippery bodies, a distinct lack of oxygen that heightens orgasms and the pressure of time limits- as one can only stay in for so long especially with physical exertion and then cold buckets of water tipped over my head Ahhhhhh....... ;) I LOVE IT and make sure I always have one whenever we book a room.Cass xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Thanks for the lovely compliment. It would depend on the type of car you wanted to lean against. It's got to be the right height and not some new 'plastic crapstick'. Something that fits into the classic category could convince me.....especially if the engine is running a little rough.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    the kitchen whilst cooking dinner although i still do prefer it in the bedroom but hubby will still try and fuck me anywhere in the house and he does enjoy his headjobs on the couch xxx mwahmrs

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    How experimental are you? Ever thought of filming a wild time, Id really like to send you some of my private photos!!! Im very open minded and really like pleasing a real woman... interested?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Get out there and by all means try various places, times or day, and furniture/ white goods - must say the washing machine is one on my to do list for sure - My shower is old QLD style that it has the little tile for having your foot up to shave/ scrub it.. Comes in handy for the angles - pity the house still wobbles on those stilts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    a nice blow job while driving always works well for me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    We reverse up the Ford Panel van , open the door to the ocean/river/Mt cootha etc music/drinks/ awsome sex and a view. Add role playing talk of the sexy stranger who asks to join....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It's so sexy being perched on a table while being licked out, bent over the back of the lounge and being taken from behind... straddling a guy on a chair ( a real bonus hanging onto chair, and using feet on ground for extra leverage and movement) .. yes bent over a car bonnet, hanging onto a tree, mmmm it's all good, and makes for added excitement :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Draped over a simple wooden chair. Feet bound to the rear chair legs and hands bound to the front of the chair, creating a perfect angle for rear entry and the perfect height for a blow job to end the session. Bound and helpless at my every whim and pleasure.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Whoa RM, would love to be the recipient draped over your chair

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    People people, so many are rerstricting yourselves to the makeup of your house. Now its nice finding and experimenting with all of these possibles and probibles but, outside . Get out there to the park, the beach, the river , the hilltop with views and tease the crap out of the panting onlookers. Think outside the square so to speak. An elevator, a train , a bus , yes a little more discretion required but hey its the most amazing experience to go where no couple has gone before. Branch out and test your boundaries. OMG take a friend or two with you. The bind moggles. Go have fun all

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    WEB CAM

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I am a fan of anywhere where it is wet.......showers, baths, under the sprinkler, out in the rain, in the pool or spa.....something so sensual about the feeling of water around you, droplets rolling down your skin, the sound of it swishing between your bodies and the rhythmic beats of water droplets.....oh, and of course those fabulous water jets and detachable shower heads with massage functions mmmmmmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Home - STAIR CASE (bent over the rail or kneeling on the stairs) BATHROOM VANITY (IN FRONT OF MIRROR) FRONT ENTRANCE (when you simply canit resist any further) GARAGE (where its all get down and dirty)   Outdoor - GARDEN (playing a little Adam & Eve) @home or botanical/national FENCE LINE (like GI Joe and GI Jane) OCEAN (dare I say?? like Blue Lagoon)   Transit - Ride while you ride !!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...and stays that way until you just can't imagine doing it anywhere else, this works for me! | Quoting 'Kampalina' Home - STAIR CASE (bent over the rail or kneeling on the stairs) BATHROOM VANITY (IN FRONT OF MIRROR) FRONT ENTRANCE (when you simply canit resist any further) GARAGE (where its all get down and dirty) |   Outdoor - GARDEN (playing a little Adam & Eve) @home or botanical/national FENCE LINE (like GI Joe and GI Jane) OCEAN (dare I say?? like Blue Lagoon) |   Transit - Ride while you ride !!!!!! | Possibility thinking...and don't forget a great hotel where somebody else can clean up all those messy massage oils, latex leftovers and politely burn the sheets in a green environment friendly incinerator. | Fly united...and meet on top of the taxi from the airport?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'Waterbabes' I am a fan of anywhere where it is wet.......showers, baths, under the sprinkler, out in the rain, in the pool or spa.....something so sensual about the feeling of water around you, droplets rolling down your skin, the sound of it swishing between your bodies and the rhythmic beats of water droplets.....oh, and of course those fabulous water jets and detachable shower heads with massage functions mmmmmmm How about in the open when it is raining or better still, under a waterfall?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'katlou'It's so sexy being perched on a table while being licked out,bent over the back of the lounge and being taken from behind... straddling a guy on a chair ( a real bonus hanging onto chair, and using feet on ground for extra leverage and movement) .. yes bent over a car bonnet, hanging onto a tree, mmmm it's all good, and makes for added excitement :)Yeah, the chair is a good one...Restaurant bathroom. (For how this one begins, see my profile).Cloakroom at a party.In a room where others are sleeping (this one's fucking electrifying!).Park picnic tables (hardly setting the world on fire - been done to death of course, but those tables are just the right height for a 6 footer;)).The list is only limited by one's imagination...It's not HOW one does it (providing of course, one has a certain level of competency) but where. Under which circumstances. I'm off now to think up a few more scenes...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Behind us is the catchment area. Nothing but bush all the way back to Jenolan. What a great back yard, hey? Well, down the back of our block, overlooking the gully, is a huge, secluded, rock ledge. We refer to it fondly as shag rock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    office furniture, the chairs are adjustable and clean easy, desktops have to be tidy though, otherwise its a big sweep into the little round filing cabinet. And have to keep the noise down:)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    we would love to give u a boost

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'jamesnp' I'm not sure I should weigh into this one given my proclivity toward outdoor activities.....why bother with furniture if you'd got a backyard? I probably should have been jailed and or deported from several countries by now if we hadn't been careful enough.... It is legal to have sex in Vondelpark in Amsterdam when it starts to get dark as long as you clean up the evidence.