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Marketing.....?

February 18 2010

What is Marketing?You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Telemarketing.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing yourself slightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public Relations.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you. That's Tech Support. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Spam.

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RHP User

16 years ago

What about:Viral MarketingAmbush Marketing Network Marketing cheershermes

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16 years ago

You find your handsome man and take him back home. You undress him and find that he is HAIRYthats Guerrilla marketing

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16 years ago

That's awesome Nudierudie !! In fact ... I'm going to copy it and use it at work !!! You would not believe how appropriate that is in my job !!!! Hey Roughfukr1.... eeeekkkkk Gorilla marketing....I think I'd feed him a banana and send him on his way ! Cheers, Miss Saturn

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16 years ago

Excellent Post NudieRudie!!Sparty

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16 years ago

Hermes......I do not know how Viral or Ambush Marketing Platforms work lolBut im thinking that Network Marketing could bewhen you go to a party with your husband...Meet a lovely Woman in the spaStart talking openly about group sex.....when she stops you and says...wait ill get my friends and my husband They will love this ideaNetwork Marketing......Roughfukr1 Guerrilla marketing...he he he..Stand back or you'll get hit by my LoLcano.....Good One.... thanks Miss Saturn....But its Not Mine.....a text document i found on an old disk of mineSo who knows where it comes from.....Probably an old Email Joke from years backI don't open them anymore...I don't have time he he

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