Massage offers

July 25 2025

Seriously RHP must have The largest number of qualified masseurs in the whole world🤣 At this rate I could have a massage twice a day for…the rest of my life. Makes me wonder, what do men really really think women want??

Comments

  • NeoAndTrin

    NeoAndTrin

    10 months ago

    Isn't it Mel Gibson...I mean a mind-reader? Logic and trying to solve their problems seems to rarely work. 🤔

  • Flirty2020

    Flirty2020

    10 months ago

    Every Tom, Dick & Harry, on here, is a qualified masseuse & photographer. An opportunity to get their grubby paws on some female flesh, and to have a good perve.

  • OpalRose

    OpalRose

    10 months ago

    Well that’s easy. 9” cocks. RHP also has the highest population of 9” cocks in the world. Weird huh? Science!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 months ago

    Yeah it's creepy! Rubs me the wrong way. I wish there was a qualified dickhead button. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 months ago

    They don't know what women want or desire. That's the problem! Because these wankers watch too much Porn. Porn has a lot to answer for. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 months ago

    Is the frustration because you play in a very niche space? And you’re getting the attention of the average here when you seek something quite rare? I think many would not have full knowledge or appreciation of the relative sexual impact the cuck lifestyle has on each gender. That could be the only real reason ppl are offering to massage you in front of your husband rather than what you really want them to do. Plus, being open about what we really want can be very challenging. We fear judgement and reprisal if we open with the kind of statements I do when I’m hunting on here. So playing it safe might be the limit of most people’s psychology.

  • Alex_Lover

    Alex_Lover

    10 months ago

    Margo once accepted a massage offer from an RHP gent. In less than 5 minutes he was massaging between her legs. Yup, what a great massage *eyeroll*. Although I am a professional photographer if anyone is interested ;) - Alex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 months ago

    LOL now I need to find my diploma in massage certificate (true) to add to my profile pics.

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    10 months ago

    RHP should be in the Guinness World Records book for the largest population of ..... Masseuses. Cunnilingus Experts. "Squirt Masters". 9" d*cks. "Very Attractive" folks 🤔 "Curvy" people who are actually obese. Men pretending to be women.

  • TanniO

    TanniO

    10 months ago

    I’m sick of men asking me to see their member straight off the bat, no attempt to even have a reasonable conversation. To try and connect. I mean I know we all want physical but really… lol I had to laugh at an earlier comment about the no of men who post that they are masseurs or photographers! If they were bonifide they wouldn’t have to say

  • Nightglider

    Nightglider

    10 months ago

    Oh yes, RHP must hold the world record for “qualified masseurs” I’m surprised there isn’t a certificate program! But honestly, if women all used the same line, we’d probably be called copy-paste queens too. To be fair, most men probably have no idea what kind of inbox chaos women deal with, so they just go with what they hope works. We all want to meet real people, but it’s funny how quickly we criticise when they’re not perfectly original… maybe a little creativity coaching is in order?

  • The_Milkman

    The_Milkman

    10 months ago

    Men are so thoughtful. Offering massages to every woman they come across, totally out of the kindness of their hearts… and not at all for creepy, ulterior motives. Nope. Not one bit. 👀 “Hey siri - play From Forearm to Foreplay: Volume 1 from my sportify playlist” 💆🏻‍♀️😇

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 months ago

    So there’s a belief from women that men on a sex site want to offer a massage to women without the evolution of this act into sex? Is that what the gist of it is? Or have I missed something…?

  • Irek71

    Irek71

    9 months ago

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 months ago

    Lol

  • Benthebear

    Benthebear

    9 months ago

    I think women want a man to be uninhibited and not ashamed to show his feminine side

  • Exxxploringcpl

    Exxxploringcpl

    9 months ago

    Just another way of getting there hands on "something" quick and easy. Honestly, we would love a single guy sometimes for that "spit roast", it's just so f*****ing hard to find someone decent, who's not a lowlife, has manners, is clean, doesn't try to make it a "one man show" in a 3 some, and, as soon as maintaining some sort of contact trying to hit on my partner behind my back..... What the hell are guys thinking?! So couples are the logical solution, not a perfect one, but better.... And I bet, we will be receiving loads of messages now saying something down the lines of "I'm so much better than the other guys"....🤦 Sorry went a bit off topic and venting in general.... Actually we are very nice people 😇😉😈

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 months ago

    It's just their way of attempting to have sex with a woman. They think that if they can offer her a massage, she will let her guard down and let it happen. Men are such s***ts.

  • Caroma

    Caroma

    8 months ago

    I do very good massage if anyone interested please dont hesitate to message me