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Meh!!

August 26 2013

Is it just me or is no one bothering with an effort these days? I know this is a site for hooking up for sex (primarily) but can you please do more than say ' Howds it goign?' yes that what I have been getting - thats right!!! can't even spell three little words but want me to say 'Great honey - lets get it on!!' in response. Or, another fave - 'i love reading your profile and really liked you pic!! You sound interesting and I would like to get to know you better. ' Ummmmmm yeah.....I don'thave a profile pic so hows about you quit the cut and paste caper and send me a real message, not one you send to every female in a 200k radius with a pulse? Ok I am done with my rant!! I just needed to get it off my chest. BTW guys - I don't need to see your boat, bike, car or dog and whilst I'm at it how filthy your bedroom/bathroom is. xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Um... I like your Rant . Wanna Screw ? GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Concur, accede, in accord.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Every now and then you will get an appropriate message or one that seems to have taken a little effort. Just a nice polite message doesnt even have to waffle on to get the attention.We all get them...oh and the "wanna hook up".....my personal favourite.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Just gonna point out that your handle is, expanded: Dirty Slut For Group Sex.Are you seriously referring to yourself like that and then expecting ANYTHING other than 'HAY LOL LETS FUCK'!?honestly, the expectations of so many women on this site is just friggin laughable.Maybe, sweetie, if you tried a handle like, oh I don't know, NOT something that basically refers to yourself as a dirty slut for group sex, then MAYBE you'd get 1 or 2 of the messages you're looking for...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    NO....wanna root here's my num 04** *** ***! LMAO My personal all time favorite.It's true!! They will come in you mail box..Some really really great messages will come through and catch your attention. I know cause I have received quite a few beautiful, well written ones in the last week. Chin up and look out!FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123'Just gonna point out that your handle is, expanded: Dirty Slut For Group Sex. Are you seriously referring to yourself like that and then expecting ANYTHING other than 'HAY LOL LETS FUCK'!? I have to agree. Though I would never call any woman "Sweetie".

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Someone called me Sweetie on the love thread. I was cut to the quick. Lol. But Innerwest.... She wants a good group!!! Sheesh, sluts have standards too you know.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We need 2 b short with our comments, else our hands are to sore to be of use l8r. Man, I'm bad at text speak....... And Meeks, I'd never call you sweetie, you still scare me :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'innerwest123'Just gonna point out that your handle is, expanded: Dirty Slut For Group Sex. Are you seriously referring to yourself like that and then expecting ANYTHING other than 'HAY LOL LETS FUCK'!? I have to agree. Though I would never call any woman "Sweetie". ---Haha, well this post has to be one of the most egregious (OMG BIG WORD EXTRA POINTS) examples of a misplaced approach to the site I think I've seen. I mean I've pointed out how I get amused by the women who give themselves handles like 'drtyslutcumlovr' and then disappear from the site instantly as - presumably - they see the horror that definitely awaits them in their inbox as a result, but to have a handle like that, and then complain that you then get spoken to in the manner that youve spoken about yourself...... well, i think a little bit of a 'sweetie' chat is in order.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Someone called me Sweetie on the love thread. I was cut to the quick. Lol. But Innerwest.... She wants a good group!!! Sheesh, sluts have standards too you know. ---Maybe a handlechange to 'slutwivstndrds' is in order for her, then

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    what about "hot pants"Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ooooooohhhh ooooooohhhh ...hot pants for you Mado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ms.Dirytslut,the gentleman to whom you refer couched their language in a style to reflect what they so erroneously assumed was one favoured by you..a change of profile name may elicit a quite different response....such as Noho4u&u&u&u&u

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'd like to point out the clever use of the reinforcing pleonasm "Dirty" in the tautology "Dirty Slut" ... removes any lingering ambiguity.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Has Chevy had a sex change ? Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We're being set up for a "She is asking for it" debate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If you're not into filthy bedrooms maybe you should be cleanslut4groupswithstandards?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Everyone deserves respect. But personally, I know that someone of my wilder comments on this forum will elicit a response from some of the men who then send me messages saying "i wanna cum all over your titties" " I would love to fuck your arse" .... you know the type. I can't blame them because I do project a certain image.... unfortunately for them it couldn't be further form the truth. LOL. I have since changed my profile so most of those messages have stopped. I think most guys seem to forget that it is a real woman behind the screen not a sex worker or some fantasy porn star. I know it's confusing Innerwest, poor diddems, that women show their bodies, have suggestive names, speak openly about sex. However, that doesn't mean that they will fuck any dick with a hard on. It's a conundrum all right. I always find that when I have my face up my messages slow right down and so do my views. I don't think men like thinking of you as a real person... because if they did, they wouldn't write the things they do. Also, if these guys are willing to fuck anything with a hole why don't they do to the local gay spa and get their fill? It's all the same in the dark isn't it?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My fave thread ever :) Good laughs all around, thanks innerwest, mesmerised, meeka, Freya and co!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'innerwest123' Just gonna point out that your handle is, expanded: Dirty Slut For Group Sex.Are you seriously referring to yourself like that and then expecting ANYTHING other than 'HAY LOL LETS FUCK'!?honestly, the expectations of so many women on this site is just friggin laughable.Maybe, sweetie, if you tried a handle like, oh I don't know, NOT something that basically refers to yourself as a dirty slut for group sex, then MAYBE you'd get 1 or 2 of the messages you're looking for... Gee.... when Ive suggested same...... out come the craziesI guess... who has time for conversation when they're seeking a pile of writing sweaty bodies... DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "I think most guys seem to forget that it is a real woman behind the screen not a sex worker ..."This is so true and reflected in the messages received ... "I will be in your part of town next week so if you want a nice dinner in a luxury hotel blah blah ... "I can afford my own dinners and my own luxury but obviously I am here so I must be selling it for a feed and some clean sheets.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ....the message Mesmerised got.....something along the lines of "I want to smash you bud"? Not meaning this as a criticism, but perhaps your username is appealing a bit too much to the lowest denominator, and here from the sounds of it......that is a pretty big denominator :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Saapose a phuck is outtaaa tha quesssstion. How is that is it better than Howds it goign

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Was that you?!?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I actually agree with OP. Doesn't matter how you explain yourself. If you are a single guy, competing against 6 billion other single guys - obviously some form of effort is required.This applies even to profiles who convey sex as their only interest - whether it's through their nickname, interests or about me blurb.It seems unfair - and in a way it is. But due to the ratio of men:women it's just how it is on this website.I am sure if the fortunes were reversed - as men, we'd be far less liberal.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    the forums''a pile of writing sweaty bodies''...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's gold!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I love the comments... :)

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    12 years ago

    My favourite has always been, Want woman with boat, please send picture of boat.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I did lol. The sort of thing you are talking about is posted about in the forums a lot! From all sorts of women with all sorts of names. I think it's just the nature of the beast.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am sorry you have had poor experiences...wish you were closer... :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    to write nice emails to people. Guess what ?Total Waste of Time !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    lol. Puhlease Mesmerised! That wasn't me that sent you that one, it was just so memorable (that and my coffee came out of my nose when you posted it). Not that I am averse to smashing (hoping my interpretation of the term is right!) at the right time but generally a one line message is not my style. I tend to be a little more verbose lol. But I am still 2cm too short for you roflmao.

  • Plain280

    Plain280

    12 years ago

    Well I think some of the guys on here think like beasts, I suppose you could be like me when I want to reply or make an approach, it would be like, ah , err ,erm , you know how it is, gee, I like you profile, what do I type next oh damn just get one of the pre written suggestions, ok do it.....thinks about it after the posting. Oh Shit she will think I am a typical neanderthal, oh fuck what have I done. You see the brain has moved down to the penis and one big digit can only type so much any other thoughts are banished. The disadvantage of being a male I call it.A random thought some one mention hot pants in this subject, see brains going down already.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Remember men who are usually in a relationship or even just out of one want to try something different, even if only for a little while. They want to try the girl with the big boobs because their old partner had small, the dirty girl (maybe tats, slutty dresser) verses more conservative, the girl that does anal verses the one that doesn't. They may actually want a partner different to who they fuck. Here comes the dumb comments. If you send poorly written one liners then you may get what you look for. I say may. This way you may get the girl you want to fuck verses something else. Just a thought as even a poorly educated person can write something half decent.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Writing sweaty bodiesno wonder you post so much DGand if I bring my quill and ink....ohhh what a ticklish thing it could be

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    .....a whiteboard marker might be better Lady T!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't shoot her down just because she airs her thoughts as we have to have some standards. I like Lots of sex and get lots of sex but only if she is clean and surrounds are at least reasonable. The only time I let that standard drop is random sex---- Stop the car in the country and go for it. In a boat while out fishing. Or in the old days on the bar or stage. After all we do have to have that random element. As to messages even I get slack and just type Hi there I am interested to know more and see if we can have fun and a few laughs. Anyway keep up your standards..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and dirtyslut4grpsex, just implies too many negative images in my mind...I also agree with some of the other posters that what you put up is likely to appeal to the wrong group, rather than the group YOU had in mind...And I also agree with Meeks...every person, whether it be a man or woman behind the online personna, they deserve to receive respect and should be treated with such...but that's just my opinion...S'nP

  • Fantasyplus

    Fantasyplus

    12 years ago

    The whole art of flirting, seduction, fore play has been lost....these days its all about swag, twerking and just being a dickhead in general. Give me a guy with a brain who can hold a conversation....or at least string a paragraph together and your in with half a chance! Your own teeth and a full head of hair is a bonus!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fantasyplus , I've got all my own teeth ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dirtyslut hasn't said anything about messages being rude or crude, I got the impression the problem was with laziness!!! So I don't see where her nic has anything to do with the type of messages she is ranting about.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    welcome to the forums ... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And Dirtyslut... welcome to the forums... I hope we get to see more of you. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lmao! Innerwest has a point! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Innerwest has a point there!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    maybe before you take a sarcastic approach to someone's email , you should think about your own profile you wonder why you get said messages , doesn't leave much for a genuine message to meet for a coffee

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Fantasyplus' The whole art of flirting, seduction, fore play has been lost....these days its all about swag, twerking and just being a dickhead in general. Give me a guy with a brain who can hold a conversation....or at least string a paragraph together and your in with half a chance! Your own teeth and a full head of hair is a bonus! It went out of favour when abs, big dicks and fake tan took over.Extinct, along with bothering to reply.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Dear ...   Really liked your profile. You have a real talent with words.   I think we would hit it off nicely.   Once we feel the time is right, I'm going to really enjoy destroying your ass when I fuck you stupid, then I'm gonna ram my cock in your mouth and come down your throat!   :)   All the best and have a great day!   Kind reagrds,   Perth4Me2   PS I hope you are a squirter...   PPS GO DOCKERS!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    So wanna fuck now isn't allowed anymore?- Posted from rhpmobile

  • abcplus1

    abcplus1

    12 years ago

    There are some we avoid sending a message to even though everything else seems to match up. The image they project is.......... just not what we are looking for.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    H! Hun :) Welcome to the Forums, hopefully those Guys who have offended your sense of Propriety when it comes to making Contact with limited manners in MSGs will see this Topic and reform. I doubt it, they're too busy checking out Slutty Females who are submissive, want group sex. he! he! Seriously I did check out your Profile and it really says little about your Personality in general, everything is a sexually focused. That's drawing Horny Guys like bees to a flower they want to Pollinate not interested in conversation. In your case you're a Fantasy Woman just gagging to be fucked by as many Guys as you can manage, they don't want to talked too.. Just want to get down to business and have dirty sex.. They're brains are in their Cock so what do you expect he! he! Maybe add more about who you are and if necessary tell them in your Profile No mention of Fucking in the Contact MSG . Otherwise no reply.. Good Luck! with it Cheers Lu:)

  • blueballs212

    blueballs212

    12 years ago

    ...it would still be ignored!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yes, have to agree.   Most folks are mentally lazy, but that is true of life in general I think.   It is amazing how many people spend so much energy honing their bods but neglect the mind. False economy, in my opinion or at least a balance between the two is important.   Personally I find the lazy of mind a turn off so if the immediate response is along the lines of 'I'm all that' and give nothing back, then thanks for the early warning, and I can spend my precious time elsewhere. : )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    hey Hun :) Um Yes I think that covered all angles Perfectly and made me Laugh in the Process ha! ha! ha! Well said.. Cheers Lu :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It appears that Ms DirtySlut hasn't logged on to RHP since posting this forum. Don't you want to respond to our posts?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yes Peachy you are most correct. I don't care about the smuttiness of the message, just the effort gone into it or lack thereof. I too am competing with a plethora of women - younger and sexier.....the handle is an attention grabber. I have been on RHP for many years and have had many, many different handles (this one the most explicit by far) and they all evoke mostly the same responses. Guys who want results but refuse to do more than say 'hows ya day goin'. Btw Peachy thank you for the warm welcome.x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thinking the same today, that she seemed to have fled the building... (Maybe she's busy...) Another sign up with a raunchy username who gets their vanilla eyes opened big time 😄 Hp xo 💌 I'm just here to freak out vanilla girls...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Highpriority' Thinking the same today, that she seemed to have fled the building... (Maybe she's busy...) Another sign up with a raunchy username who gets their vanilla eyes opened big time 😄 Hp xo 💌 I'm just here to freak out vanilla girls... So, what does Crow taste like ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'dirtyslut4grpsex'Yes Peachy you are most correct. I don't care about the smuttiness of the message, just the effort gone into it or lack thereof. I too am competing with a plethora of women - younger and sexier.....the handle is an attention grabber. I have been on RHP for many years and have had many, many different handles (this one the most explicit by far) and they all evoke mostly the same responses. Guys who want results but refuse to do more than say 'hows ya day goin'. Btw Peachy thank you for the warm welcome.x It's good to see you again. Yes, I have to agree with you that lazy messages never got our attention when we were looking on RHP. Your name certainly is attention grabbing LOL!... And so is your posting style hehe... I checked out your posting history and sure hope we see more of you in the forums. xXx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I blame post lag ! And I did say she might have been busy (called covering ones arse) 😄 You got that bloody pool clean yet 50z ? Hp xo 💌 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    We'll if conversation is what your after. Msg us we love to meet people have drinks / coffee / food / just sit there and enjoy the views ooh we love sex and a lot of play fleeting with other's at the similar time but we find that meeting girls/ as we gave been with a few and a few couples. The adventure of knowing different ways of others lives are also interesting Hay were nit saying we're going to talk your ears off??? But meeting you?? or anyone should really be an adventure of the freedom of the way we can choose what where and with whom ever oooh yes I'm a nice bi girl with a partner and kids and work and ways but that's life we all have to do our best for our selves but we ate now all grown up and we can at least have sexyyy fun when time permits were free for meeting other nice girls/ guys/ couples. We're just wanting also to meet nice easy going meet // have fun // NO hang up NSA. People's for fun times. So if you fall into our pg1-2. And just. Say/ I'm really interested. And you look normal. Come meet us we are a real nice open hearted couple safety respect and. Adventure is what we're after. What are you after and where have you been and we're are you wanting too be this is the conversations were all after -------- so everyone keep it REAL as we all want the nicest things that suit. All our needs. Oooh. And for thoughts. That simply can't take NO for an answer when a person or girl / or couple say no thanks don't take it. -- HARD THERE US --- 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.we are. SURE YOUR. You'll find what you looking for. Thus also goes for some of you. Girls out there that think. That your a super model // well girls your NOT??? your getting older buy the day. ??? and the man / persons your after are. Getting sexier and spunky so girls and guys. It's not just about you.??? But it's also about connecting. Properly and safely with other's that might end up Bering your BEST FREIND. #### - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    laughing my ass off......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    HP, I'm soooo vanilla...... Quoting 'Highpriority'Thinking the same today, that she seemed to have fled the building... (Maybe she's busy...) Another sign up with a raunchy username who gets their vanilla eyes opened big time 😄 Hp xo 💌 I'm just here to freak out vanilla girls...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ...as fast as you can... Sadly kaleidoscope, you're safe... For in the morn I head south, to conquest, and for premiership glory... Hp xo 💌 Because I #Believe...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If you say you're going to put in some effort in the bedroom, why not show how much effort you put into your communication.I've always found the best conversation starter is to start an actual conversation, not just to chuck out a throw away line in the random hope that someone takes the bait.