Murphy's Law, RHP Style

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  Thanks for updating my tags RHP!

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  1. My biggest train wreck went something like this> Arranged to meet a guy at the beach, he was very young and we had agreed to meet late after much chitchat and sexting etc., idea being there wouldn't be any people around leaving us to have some outdoor fun. So after midnight, I drove into one end of a large beach carpark but established he was in the next carpark, only a one way exit onto the main road so I drove around this island the wrong way. Cops were parked in the bushes, lights came on. Shit lol 😁 Then came the questions (after the lecture). What was I doing there? So I told them. They fine me $300 which was insane. I probably should have challenged that later but didn't. But it didn't end there. I drove off up the main road, turned and came back into the other part of the carpark, quickly stopped to inform my guy what had just happened, found him standing there waiting. At this point I hadn't met him before so we meet for the first time, but the moment was ruined because the cops were now parked in that carpark watching us! I don't know how much time elapsed but it was awkward. I finished up getting really annoyed with them, turned around and eyeballed them until they drove off. We then wandered off and had some fun but by then, it was like we were looking over our shoulder, those first monents with someone were not great haha. Following that, ever since, I have been treated badly by the cops, I'm guessing they put notes on your record. 2. Another beach rendevous omg law enforcement arrived again and shone the torch in the car 🤣🤣 Just asked to move on that night but their timing wasn't great 😊 3. Met a guy at my local beach who had told me he and his wife were separated. Actually I met him 2 nights in a row, awesome sex. He lived in that immediate area and I was moving, he wasn't prepared to travel after that. I realised why when I was shopping in Coles one day. He was at the next checkout with his wife and kids. The penny dropped. He was still very much married. He gave me a wry smile but looked nervous. Quite sad really because his wife was gorgeous. No idea why he would want to cheat on her That will do for now 🙃

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  Great topic! I once had a meet up with a person who gave the impression of being really chilled and open minded. Was really excited to meet up and there was good vibes about the whole thing. When we actually met up she was really moody and critical of any other point of view other then her own. Very argumentative and a Debbie downer in general. Let’s just say I couldn’t wait to get out of there!!!

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  Not so much a rhp experience but a friend telling the story of needing to buy a morning after pill after a condom broke while on a contiki tour and holding a bus up saying he needed ear infection medication. He actually continued that relationship once both returned home for a short period.

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  We were to meet a couple at a pub and had chatted through the week leading up to the night. They sent pics looked young and said both were non smokkers so oerfect. On the way to the hotel we passed a couple who looked about 60 both smoking and laughed and said god I hope its not them! We went in and that couple came in. I told my partner to leave and I would text saying no thanks we cant plauy with smokers. they were gracious and said that was fine they should have mentioned that,(and they were 65 lol)

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  teamaj2

  4 years ago

  Fun topic peachy , especially with us here in Melbourne in lockdown . We were at a bar waiting to meet someone from RHP for the first time . Nerves sent me to the bathroom prior his arrival. Coming out of the bathroom ( totally sober ) I went over on my ankle , slipped and landed on the ground . As the night progressed my foot ballooned, the next day I couldn’t walk . We probably should’ve seen it as a sign. Once he arrived and was nothing like his profile pictures we should’ve said a polite no thank you . It was early days and we were unsure how to politely say that . It’s all a learning curve . Ax

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  Thanks for the replies everyone 💕 The weirdest experience we had was meeting a couple where it turned out the woman was missing half a leg. No great stress but I'm not sure she was as into it as he was. The real pearler though was getting home the next day and having the condom fall out of me. He never said anything ffs. Scary shit for sure!

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  RHP User

  4 years ago

  lol some I had forgotten about. At the beach with a guy one day, actually randomly met him while at the beach, but things got hot and heavy pretty quickly, after which I suggested a swim. I asked if he could swim because he looked nervous as we approached the water and conditions were rough. He said yes he could. Then I had to rescue him 🤣🤣🤣

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  Alex_Lover

  4 years ago

  Murphy has been kicking our butts of late. Our first 2 play sessions with a couple or woman have been cancelled in the past month or so. Both cancellations occurred because the state the events were planned for was locked down the day before. I'm left wondering if Eros and Aphrodite want me to remain a virgin forever :) I'm also considering setting up a meet in another state... just to see if I can make it 3 for 3 ;) When 2 different states are shut down to prevent you from your first play sessions... twice in 1 month, you start to develop a complex... hahaha. - Alex.

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