M43
Need Some Girls to Judge
March 29 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
i like to measure a cock with my mouth...the further down my throat it goes the bigger it is hehe so its a shame your in QLD or else i would be more than happy to have a go at that im not a believer of cock shots...but baby maybe you need to prove the size of that sucker for all of us girls to see hehehe good luck xx roxxy xxx...wondering why all the good ones are in QLD where's myname, she was after the holy grail a while back...wonder if she found it lol
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RHP User
16 years ago
Holy snappin turtle batgirl!! I've read some doozies in my time...but DK...urs takes the prize for the best excercise in shameless promotion!! LOL..thumbs up to u kiddo!! Roxxy, I found a couple of big dicks lately but not cocks...if ya get my meaning...lol The search for the holy grail continues.....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Yeah. Women tell me I'm big too. They sure know how to make a man feel confident huh.... well... Until they wanna breakup then all bets are off on the size statement.. hehe. I love the come and have a go statement. That's a classic line right there! Gold!! Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
I LOVE the forums!!!That there is forum gold. Good for you OP, go get amongst it!
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'll always think ur a big dick,...even after we go thru a messy break-up......
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RHP User
16 years ago
Slippery fingers...grr... what I meant to say was.... You'll always be the king of cocks to me Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
LMAO...myname i think i found a few big dicks myself haha roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
My mind just isnt on the job tonight...ok,...try that again... Stalky....a picture is worth a thousand words..and your dick sticker pic is the equivilant to war and peace!!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Erm. I got nothing. Random
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RHP User
16 years ago
Seriously, I thought us regulars here were more intuitive than this. The sincere Mr DKW0583 even have a hint to his true nature and intent:I have met a few girls over the last couple of weeks, and they have all said the I have a bigger than normal cock, and that must girls don't like really big ones. The offers there for any girls who like real cocks to come and have a go.Unfortunately, in his haste he forgot the word "head', otherwise a perfect piece of prose!But if he is legitimate, there is this photographer who is after models, all above board of course, I am sure he can be there to record the event pmsl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hey if you want to know if its of a generous proportion go to a massage palor if they say its big ,then you might have a more correct answer as I am sure they have seen more than one or two before .Better still if one turns around and says your not sticking that thing up me,and walks out leaving you to have to deal with the old receptionist until they get a willing taker then you could possibly brag that you are large ...??and even more proof if you want it,is if the willing one allows you not pay extra not to wear a condom because she aint got one to fit you .then you might have something to really brag about lmoaf..
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wannabyummymummy
16 years ago
woohhoooo way to go DKW0583!!!This should get you some attention, more than happy to put my 2 cents worth in and check it out for you sometime LOL this is a classic post honey really? someone actually said 'most girls don't like big ones' well maybe that is your problem you are asking girls, you need a woman's point of view...................Good luckxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
i was planning on a holiday that just fell through so where the hell is upper kendron???? cause im on my way roxxy xxx...thinking the holy grail might be just what she needs
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Letsgetcrazy09
16 years ago
Oh Trish how cruel of you, and you of all people.........did you want some pepper too!!!!! LOL Lets
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RHP User
16 years ago
check out hung_teen...or something like that...and then there's 13inches....well...mate...there are two big....BIG....BIG cocks to check outlet us know what ya think, hey?jose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Where do I apply for inclusion in the official judging panel? Surely I wouldn't be the only girl wanting to sit at a table drinking bubbly and judging some lovely men strutting their stuff!Do the judges get to measure in inches? Or do we do it horse-racing style and measure by hands? Belle (off to find a measuring tape....)
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RHP User
16 years ago
I think you need to get over yourself
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RHP User
16 years ago
Belle...il pick you up on the way through gee...do you think he knows how to use such a monster cock????? hehehe roxxy xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
bah, surely by now everyone knows for any cock size threads must contain dimensions in the official SI unit of 'toilet rolls'.;)
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol Trish... no need to give up on htem completely.. I mean... that's why you need an able bodied assistant.. someone to .. errr... you know... dab some cool water on it with a wad of cotton. :p Of course, I offer this additional service along with a pleasantly scented douche. :) All part of the new stalky range... coming to a store near you. :) HUgs' Stalky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'quietcolt' Hey if you want to know if its of a generous proportion go to a massage palor if they say its big ,then you might have a more correct answer as I am sure they have seen more than one or two before .Better still if one turns around and says your not sticking that thing up me,and walks out leaving you to have to deal with the old receptionist until they get a willing taker then you could possibly brag that you are large ...??and even more proof if you want it,is if the willing one allows you not pay extra not to wear a condom because she aint got one to fit you .then you might have something to really brag about lmoaf..could be a very interesting customer focus group...ahahahahaha
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RHP User
16 years ago
that the guy with 'the bigger than usual cock' thinks his ass crack is his best side
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' Of course, I offer this additional service along with a pleasantly scented douche. :) don't believe it all Trish, he does smell good, but stalky is a top bloke IMO ;)(sorry mate, couldn't resist )
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well that's funny.... cause I was thinking that he has a very nice bum actually. :p Hugs Stalky Quoting 'ShinyShiny'that the guy with 'the bigger than usual cock' thinks his ass crack is his best side
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'Mynameonurlips' Holy snappin turtle batgirl!! I've read some doozies in my time...but DK...urs takes the prize for the best excercise in shameless promotion!! LOL..thumbs up to u kiddo!! Roxxy, I found a couple of big dicks lately but not cocks...if ya get my meaning...lol The search for the holy grail continues..... By far the fanniest post i have ever read! That part about the holy grail got me crying...:-) so fucken funny Thank you girl- havent laughted like this for ages.
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