M35
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May 10 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
You want a bedtime story? One thing you wont find on here is people discussing whom or what they did with them. Well some might most dont. Perhaps you should go to the community tab and read the erotic stories there as the writer and people are anonymous.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Welcome aboard. Strap in. Probably gonna be a rough ride aboard the realisation express. No easy stories in here. You gonna earn them all. Good luck though.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I came, I saw, I fornicated. The end. 😇
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RHP User
11 years ago
They will tell you the forums are a "sandpit", they lie, it's a cage.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Well there are some pretty awesome stories around. But not many people share these days, seems the forums is just bunch of us oldies whinging ATM. :P Otherwise talking about your sexcapades is part of the fun. Am I right? ;-) Don't have time at the moment to tell you all about the fisting, group sex and adventures with my Strapon at the moment. Maybe later....
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's quicksand. 😉
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RHP User
11 years ago
- Treat RHP as a supplement to your sex-life. Do not make it your sex-life. - Friendship first, sex second. If you want to have consistent sex, the only way to do that is by forming a friendship. - Get used to rejection and don't take it personally. You won't be everyone's cup of tea. - Be patient - Be original
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Your story shouldn't have "the end" on it. Never ending story.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Stories we all have them. I came , I saw and I fornicated Where is the like button 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was poisoned by red wine which, unbeknownst to me, was spiked with god knows how much Viagra. after a couple of sips (literally two), I got really queasy and soon had to run to the bathroom where I proceeded to spew up every bite of my chicken fillet burger combo into the hotel room sink. well, it's funny, depending on your sense of humour.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I came, I saw, I fornicated, I came again and again and again. Better? 😇
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You have a sick sense of humour. Well......someone had to roll it out...
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Yes.......yes.....yes..... OMFG!......YES!!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Well there are some pretty awesome stories around. But not many people share these days, seems the forums is just bunch of us oldies whinging ATM. :P Otherwise talking about your sexcapades is part of the fun. Am I right? ;-) Don't have time at the moment to tell you all about the fisting, group sex and adventures with my Strapon at the moment. Maybe later.... There are alot of people that dont tell there stories in public. I sometimes share my frolics with close friends and happy to discuss any sexual topic. However Im not really into giving a blow by blow description of my adventures in the forums. Just my choice but if you want to share, Im more than to read about it Meeka
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RHP User
11 years ago
Welcome to the world that is as crazy as it is addictive. It will take a while for you to learn the in's and out's, and depending on what you are looking for it should not be that long till you find it. Though not long is a relative term and time ticks so much slower when young so I will advice you to be patient. My story, been here 7 years, slow start, dozens of time wasted dates, unexpected surprises, and horrible disappointments I got to learn how it all works. Then it was like a formula one fuck fest, I started to see how many women I could fuck in a month, then how many in a week, then I was doing the day count. It is astounding easy once you work it out. But too much of a good thing is not a good thing, so i have hung up the condoms and sit back occasionally poking the forumites in the eye and when the whim strikes me, finding someone interesting to spend the weekend naked with.
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RHP User
11 years ago
one of the first girls I met on here was a gusher. she warned me to fold up a towel and put it in the flow zone because, "a lot comes out." she wasn't exaggerating either. the towel was soaked and quite heavy to lift. needless to say, I wasn't shy about licking up a generous tongueful of the stuff straight from the source and savouring the taste before swallowing it down. it was really quite yummy, but just the other day, I was listening to doctor carl explain how female ejaculate has urine in it. way to initialise a sexual inhibition, doc! before all that, though......we met at my house and drank bourbon and wine, sang along and danced to 80's music, laughed and talked, it was a two person party. it was fuckin' unreal.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Many stories in the Naked City,more than one, less than infinity ...your stories start here xxFreya
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RHP User
11 years ago
You want stories? Read the validations, read the Erotic Stories sections Cant confirm they're not JUST stories.... (or advertising)....but.... they're an interesting read sometimes. And OP....for gods sake, if not your own in here.......... smile!!!! DG
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
You're morphing already! Jumping in the deep end.
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