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Obi1kenietzsche

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Obi1’s night out.

July 25 2019

Recently I attended my very first meet and greet down in Brisbane, and it was indeed a fantastic event. I’m sure that particular weekend shall remain memorable for many, notwithstanding me. For, dear forumites, I had an interesting thing happen to me as well. Having partaken of waaaay too much alcohol, I bade my company of the night adieu, and was walking sedately back to my hotel lodgings, when I spotted a strikingly tall and rather gorgeous “couple” that I knew had attended the above mentioned function walking along the opposite footpath. Having caught their respective eyes across the dance floor throughout the night, I brashly decided that I wanted to offer them my phone number. I therefore made my way (somewhat erratically) across the road, only to find they had popped into a discrete little alleyway. I guess I should have simply stopped there, but, I really DID want to give them my number you see, so I hastened to follow them into the gloom. The problem was, before my eyes could adjust to the darkness, I tripped on a set of stairs outside a loading dock and fell headlong into an open industrial bin which then slammed close on top me. Now, I’m not one to panic easily, but I must admit that I did get somewhat concerned when the fucking internal latch thing wouldn’t budge so I couldn’t open the lid to climb out. The gorgeous couple had obviously continued on to wherever they were going and I was too embarrassed to call out. So I just stayed in there. Until 5:30am. When the sun came up. Sort of. Once I could finally see a little bit, I managed to free the bin latch, climbed out, covered in crap, and again sauntered nonchalantly off to my hotel. Upon arriving in the arrival lobby driveway, I reached into my pants for my room access card, and inadvertently dropped my Ute keys in the gutter right next to a bright green Lamborghini. When I straightened up with my keys in hand, I was confronted by an extremely well dressed young parking valet who expressed a vey keen desire to park my vehicle for me. I thought, why not, and giving him my room number, I tossed him my keys and went inside and up to my room. I should mention at this juncture that “Betsy”, my Triton Ute was parked in the street just around the corner, as, due to the roof racks she wouldn’t fit in the undercover car park). But if this guy wanted to park her somewhere else, we’ll, that was fine by me! Anyway, upon my late check out, the receptionist handed me a lovely embossed envelope containing my keys and a little handwritten note which said “Lol! Very funny, Mr Watson!”. I don’t know about you guys, but I found myself thinking that note was quite odd, because there is absolutely nothing funny about being trapped inside a fucking industrial bin for 3 hours! xx Obi1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Was a rubbish story Obi :) Hugs Q

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    All those drinks you made me buy you. You should get some professional help......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    For someone so pissed..... you recall it with clarity 😂

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Mr Watson you must not get so trashed. Ms Foxy

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  • couple6270

    couple6270

    6 years ago

    ?

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    6 years ago

    you are still trapped in that industrial sized bin, and are only semi-concious, dreaming that you have actually escaped and made it to the hotel. But obviously you haven't - who would be foolish enough to park a Lamborghini at an establishment that you are staying at ? I'm afraid you are doomed to stay in that bin until the large garbage truck comes along to empty said bin, never to be heard from again. All this communication on the website is just a figment of your desperate imagination, hoping that you may be found in time. But seriously, you have to find out who that callous couple was. Surely they must have heard you stumble and make an immense amount of noise, and determined to just leave you be. Not a friendly meet'n'greet experience at all ! Tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    How did any light get into the bin? Who was the note from..Mr and Mrs S.Holmes? Or is all that elementary dear John? Hugs Q

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    It could have been a fatal attraction ! The compactors in the refuse trucks would be not much fun

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  • FredAndGinger2

    FredAndGinger2

    6 years ago

    Obi1 you are hilarious and I'm sure you were entertaining at the social.

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  • bonefide

    bonefide

    6 years ago

    Sorry Obi1, was great read, however the responses have made my day. Hope u don’t have to attend the affirmary.

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Thank you all above, for your kind words of support regarding my obviously traumatic experience. If I may, Id like to clarify a few points regarding the night, just to put your worried minds at ease. ML: Yep, I was indeed well pissed, and the subsequent clarity only came a few days later. 😎 Tall: I’m actually glad you asked just who may have been the mysterious tall gorgeous couple.., and you know what?, I think one of them was you Annie, you sexy strumpet!, and I have a strong suspicion that the other was... wait for it... I think it was Cap’n No Beard! 😳. Deny it if you will, Annie, but I know it was! And dearest Q, I suspect that old minx Miss Marple has popped for a cup of tea and you two are putting your heads together. Well... after playing “I never ever” with a naughty pair of mice to pass the time, and nibbling on an old lettuce for sustenance, I noticed the faint dawn light just managing to filter in through under the lid, which, although jammed, was still ajar about 2cm. It was by this faint light that I was able to spot the piece of timber stuck in the lid mechanism. And I have no idea what the hotel parking valet’s surname was, although I thought him a little young to be married. Nqsands: Yessum, although I do like a little bit of a squeeze from time to time, 😉, getting fully compacted is really not my thing. And to F&G, thank you guys, but may I say, the night would have been even better had you two popped in (either to the greet OR the bin!) lol!. Finally, to Bonefide, thank you for you heartfelt concern, but I’m quite Ok, I’ve had worse (and the lettuce was quite tasty actually!). And a big thank you! to Mr & Mrs Squeeky for keeping me company (I’ll call you soon ok?). Obi1 xx

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Who owned bright green Lamborghini. Is he single? Just asking for a friend. Ms Foxy

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  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    6 years ago

    Very easy on the eye 😜

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Ah Miss Foxy, please inform your “friend” that I have heard on the grapevine that Cap’n No Beard owns a bright green Lamborghini. I can always pass on his number should she wish 😉. I don’t know much about such vehicles (other that apparently you can’t start ‘em with Triton Ute keys!) 😂. Obi1 xx

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    The Captain and l didn't want you to find out about us. this way. But l believe in the Poly lifestyle so perhaps the 3 if us can work something out together. And can you believe how that green set of wheels goes. Woot woot. Time to ditch that Triton Obi and get on board

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Thank you! (blushing). It was good fun indeed. Though Annie and I had a thought that everyone should wear a red ballon (with their name on it) suspended on a string. And if your ballon accidentally got tangled with another, then you had to dance with the owner of that other ballon. Actually there may have been other suggestions, but I cant speak about them on such a sensible place as the forums! 😂

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  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    6 years ago

    you didn't scratch Cap'n No Beards car out of spite just coz you couldn't get in with your keys. I know it wasn't my Lamborghini because my one's bright orange, and no, I won't be letting you use your Triton keys on that one either. Tall

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Sounds like you had a great night . Next time ,, monitor your drinks hey ? Probably not good form to name members and second guess what they may or may not have being doing . Anyways .... we all learn by our mistakes

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Who has a wank when they are locked in a garbage bin?.....really!! We heard you..... You are lucky l unlocked it when we finished.. Think you were asleep by then. And the note was from me. We used your room/bed to finish off. Sorry about the sheets. Xx

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Jeez I hate that Cap’n No Beard! He is always cutting my grass! And who invited HIM anyway! Naughty girl, Freeky! (Sniff) Obi1

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    I'm sure "my friend" would she like Cap’n No Beards number........Plates, from his green Lamborghini (IMAFOX). 😛 Betsy's rack is magnificent. Nice fit. 👌 Ms Foxy

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    Nooooooo! So it IS true! Why... why.... whyyyyyyyyyy! (Obi1 - howling at the moon!) 🐺😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I see now it's just another version of Of Mice and Men ,the expurgated version that is. What's the publication date for the unexpurgated version with all the spicey details? Marple and I are awash with tea,waiting in anticipation. HugsQ

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    I cannot possibly publish the unexpurgated version of my story on this forum, as the details would undoubtedly cause your and Miss Marple’s knickers to fly off! And we simply can’t have THAT can we! 😉 Obi1 xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Why would you assume Obi, that Marple and I are not sans said knickers? At our age we are unshockable. Hugs Q

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    But what about all those Ninja fellows! What if they snuck in and you two were sitting there without your knickers on! What would the Ninja’s do! (let alone assume!) 🤭 I’d hate to put you lovely ladies in such a predicament. Obi1 xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    As you well know, Marple and I are very wicked old ladies...Ooooh how we love a stealthy Ninja :) Hugs Q and M

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    6 years ago

    That Qefenta’s house is listed in the International Ninja’s School. All the young Ninjetlets walk past a photo of it at lunch time and go .. “oooh” and “ahhh!” in awe! 😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Now you know my secret Obii.Its true that my house has become to the Ninja as the Camino is to the devout. Sensei Q x

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    Queen Ninja Ms Foxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Dam i was at that meet n greet... thank god i followed another couple to there hotel room and not those guys... I think i definitely had the better deal.

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