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Pick up lines
August 21 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
the cheesiest one I've received was not long ago on another site... ''Are you Jewish? 'Cause you ISRAELI HOT"
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RHP User
8 years ago
...although that sound you heard was my jaw dropping when you walked in and it hit this bar.'' LOL ...blah blah blah. ''No, that's not my Ferrari parked outside...it belongs to my butler!''.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Gorgeous girls don't normally like compliments so I'll just say hi 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print." - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bad. "Would you like to buy me a drink ?" Piss off. Not so bad. "Hi I'm Sailbad, how do you like me so far " Cringe.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Do you wrestle? She replies...NO Okay can I see ya box then?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'MisterRich' Gorgeous girls don't normally like compliments so I'll just say hi 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile How does that one work for you? If I received that I'd just ignore it. I think you'd be much better off if you ditched the subtle manipulation / mind game tactics and just be upfront. Suppose it also depends on the type of women you're hoping to attract though.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Fineprint, I like that 😊
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Bet you were a right stunner back in the day" Best one, after a few hours chatting. "I have a bottle of Champagne back at mine if youd like to share it with me?" Little did he know he was talking to Miss Bubbles.
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RHP User
8 years ago
How YOU doin 😎
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RHP User
8 years ago
one of my tired old jokes but appropriate to the topic Guy in a nightclub, loud music obviously, people dancing. He spots this chick, approaches her and says/yells over the music "Would you like to dance?". She yells back "I wouldn't dance with you if you were the last man on earth". He yells even louder "No, I think you misheard me. I said I think you look fat in those pants" 😀
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RHP User
8 years ago
What would you like for breakfast?
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RHP User
8 years ago
Glad I don't live in Barnsley anymore! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Youmeequalsfun, if your ever around geelong and would like to chat feel free to message me would love to chat up. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
That one didn't work either! M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
"Excuse me, could my little one, play with your two little cherubs? It's so difficult being a single dad nowadays!" M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
was on a barmaid at the Laverton Hotel up north of Kalgoorlie..A LONG time ago..I think she had already decided she was going to fuck me anyway.. so in all honestly, I cannot say the line ACTUALLY worked.. but, we DID fuck that night , and a few thereafter.. "Lady; I would suck your shit to a point and stab myself to death with it"
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RHP User
8 years ago
It generally gets a girls attention more often than not. Just a subtle way to pay a compliment.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I've no issue with the line... but subtle? If she finds that subtle, you might as well just walk up and flop your cock onto her chin... she'll find it cheeky, in a subtle way :p
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