Pick up lines

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Il give you a tiny bit of credit, there are more words in your pick up line than there are in your whole profile.

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Click to view content

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  Can I just say, We have a Big (live) snake here! Ohhh sweetie, if your snake is that big, it won't be able to fit into any tight warm spots. 😝😎 Ms Foxy

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  You do know schlong rhymes with bong 🤢

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  nightingale8

  5 years ago

  There was a young lady named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dally She sat on the lap of a well-endowed chap And cried, “sir you’re right up my alley!”

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  If your upper lip is Christmas and lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I visit anytime in between? 😊

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Remember when they told us the internet was going to make us smarter? This. 🤦‍♂️

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  It appears a post is removed, why? Weird Ms Foxy

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  MsSuperFoxy

  5 years ago

  Can you suck my willy..... No thanks babe, I choke on small bones! 🙊 Ms Foxy

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Well....this seems to be going well ...

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Can this post be closed please

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  Shit mate, leave some ladies for the rest of us 😂😂😂 with material like that there goes generations of potential pussy 😂😂

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  RHP User

  5 years ago

  I haven't figured out if you're going to be the nicest girl on my naughty list, or the naughtiest girl on my nice list 😜🎅😈

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  warmmyearsup

  5 years ago

  Best/worst I have heard/seen was a female friend walks up to a guy in Jesus costume with bare feet... F: Nice shoes, wanna fuck? M: Jesus fucking Christ. F: Not yet and the name's ##### (as she grabs his hand and leads him out of the pub. 🤣🤣🤣

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