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Post Sex Tool Kit

January 14 2010

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After sex, I don't always get time to have a shower and often have to return to work or a meeting in a rush.  While I enjoy the smell of sex, it can interfere with my concentration at work AND others may notice it.  In addition my hair is usually wet from sweat and very messy, sometimes it's even a little stuck together. My makeup has worn off, my lips are red and swollen and my skin is generally flushed.    Basically I have that "i've just been fucked and loved it" look !   While that's fine for me ... I don't necessarily want others to wonder what I've been up to.    I have developed my own little post-sex tool kit which I store at work.  It contains: 1. toothbrush, toothpaste and mouthwash; 2.makeup 3.deodarant 4. hair brush 5. perfume 6. body lotion   If I'm going to a park or hotel I generally carry it with me otherwise it's in my desk at work.    Was wondering   (a) if anyone else has their own post-sex kit and what's in it.   (b) if anyone has any advice on how to get that smell out of my hair without washing it (I usually use perfume but it doesn't work that well).   Hey... I'm trying to be SERIOUS here !   (ooohhh I think I've just come up with a new business idea !!)   Hugs, Ms Saturn

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Always as a rule if i know i am going out on weekend be it for a few hours or i end up out all weekend  i always carry change clothes  shoes clean underwear and of course hygiene stuff as well as a doona incase i am not capable of driving in the boot my car....Oh and even condoms incase hehe       TIT xx

  • XtremGuy

    XtremGuy

    16 years ago

    Haha leaving work for sex and returning... wow I'm truly in love and the fact you said park even better...  As for the whole post sex toolkit I now have hair product in glove box of car as well as some aftershave which is as much pre-sex and it is post-sex.  There is also a bottle of water to wash hands and cool down a little.  I have also resorted now to having a shaver and cream at work for those sleepover and straight to work the next day as there is just no time to make home and get ready after the morning session romp or 2.Gee a the start of this I was like wow who seriously has a post-sex toolkit?  I have just realised I do...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Try some cornstarch powder from the baby section in the supermarket..sprinkle and shake out if yr hair is down..absorbs the moisture and smell without going gluggy..dont b heavy handed though...also baby wipes r brilliant for a quick body clean especially under yr arms b4 new deod...i swear by them!!

  • UniqueRomeo

    UniqueRomeo

    16 years ago

    Had a similar kit during my crazy art school days though it was concieved on the basis of multiple days of partying with the hope of actually hooking up for some fun..lol come to think about it am still living them but it has settled down quite alot.   But it consisted of   1) an ipod to bounce around to (there is a song for every occasion) 2)condoms (for random hook ups) 3Change of clothes (underware especially) 4) baby wipes ( in case of no shower) ewww 5 tooth brush & deodourant ( esential 6) Leave in conditioner & comb ( thick shoulder length hair... which was imposible to rid of sex hair)   mmmm.... the only other thing i could I could think of is one of those mini bottles of bubbly to celebrate the ocassion.....   Experimento

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The one thing that every woman should carry with her EVERYWHERE....WET WIPES!!You can use them for everything!!(I would even try them for getting "stuff" out of your hair...dont see why they wouldnt work.)And if you use the baby ones...there's a nice fresh, but not overpowering, smell left behind.BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks BJ,   Baby wipes are a great idea ! I'm going to add them to my kit today.  Any other ideas ?   xx Saturn

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Post-sex??     That's sleeping time *l*. Don't wake me on the way out.   (It's like camping Saturn... the list evolves over time, but yours looks pretty comprehensive.)

  • XtremGuy

    XtremGuy

    16 years ago

    Damn. I wrote a killer response last night but hasnt appeared.  Here is the poor re-writeI tend to keep hair product in glove box of car along with some nice after-shave which is as much pre-sex and it is used post-sex to hide that sweaty smell.  I also have a bottle of water in car to re hydrate and also wash those hands off.  I also now have shaving cream and razors at work for when I stay a little longer and don't have time to make it home after a romp or 2 in the morning if I have stayed over.I didn't even think of all this being a post sex toolkit but heaven behold it is lol.Xtremguy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Naaaa don't worry abouit the wipes and don't go back to work Kick on  and have another go :))))))

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    have you tried using dry shampoo to deal with the hair issues?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Some fragrance houses do hair mists which are quite good at hiding smells, some even cigarette!   I used to use a Chanel one which was lovely many years ago when I lived with a smoker.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have curls that can get really tangly and wild after sex so what works for me is to rub hair conditioner into my dry hair... it calms and soothes the wild mane, brings the curl back... and smells good, too :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    bugga the sex kit I'm just bloody envious you get a play date in the middle of a working day... teach me Obi One Kanobi!   xxx Mrs Sassy   PS oh I suppose it would help if I worked... maybe put a movie on for my litlle 'uns while sneaking the hot guy in the backdoor would substitute

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    ...sneaking hot guys in your back door indeed.....!!   I think that comment belongs on another post entirely ! LOL   DoggyStyle

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I knew as soon as I hit post that the wording was very open to interpretation...   However I'm "open" to interpretation too so it works well...   Are you offering

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Being the prime generator of fluids, other than sweat and natural lube... the guy's equipments needs a clean down too... particularly the lipstick from around the cock. Maybe that's what Trish's knickers were used for? Though if the act takes place in a dark broom closet, one would need to take care that the briefs are not inadvertently swapped. The scratch marks on the bum are fortunately hidden but the hickey on the neck is a right give away. Hate it when the zip gets fouled and you're left open to flashing charges for the remainder of the day. The shirt buttons out of kilter sticks out like dogs balls too. Though most guys are proud to be left smelling of pussy as its a lasting reminder of good times... even if their dick keeps dribbling for an hour or two thereafter.

  • floyd277

    floyd277

    16 years ago

    I shave my head so I don't need to worry about "bed hair" so my kit has bath wash, deodorant, toothbrush and toothpaste, mouthwash - oh and - chocolate! lol ((:

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Obviously you're a man of the world sydneyboy3au! Dry shampoo is exactly what's needed :) Great stuff, just takes a quick all over spray and a brush through and you're good to go!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Damn post-sex toolkit never works for me or any girl I'm with...  at least not for anything more than a quickie...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You can buy a shampoo from the supermarkets that is like a powder, you just comb it through your hair. Requires no water, and works well.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i keep reading this post as a pool sex toast kit...luv the idea about chocolate...think i'll just have that in my kit....he-hecheersjose...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Mrs Sassy.....   We'd have to be careful....remember....my cockup....your ass !! LOL   DogMadeAFunny !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I always have spare panties, tissues, wet wipes, condoms and perfume in my handbag.  Waterproof mascara is a MUST.  Unfortunately I've never had the opportunity for a lunch hour romp.  One hour just doesn't ever seem like enough time any way.   Sweet

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    What's that famous quote?"I love the smell of semen in the morning"I admire your level of organisation  Ms SaturnRegardsMr. SR.