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Pot bellies

March 22 2012

Ladies, are you into 6 packs? Strong hard chests and muscley arms that can pick you up and just throw you on that damn bed. Or are you a little partial to pot bellies.. little ones mind not the big ones. Sometimes I like to rub them for luck. xxMeeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    YAY ...Meeka..You and I are on same wavelength tonight!!   I must admit, and totally am being hypocritcal, here whilst I am of soft flesh and round breasts, I'm a fan of firm flat chests, muscley arms. Pot bellies yes ..Kegs no..Barrels ..Hell no!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    so do not need another one or our pink bits will never meet up   I like men lean, they do not have to be all buff, just nice and tall and lean fucking machines   yeah its not fair, but hey thank god for the odds on RHP, where there are what ?one women to nine hundred men     So chances are I will find a guy to over look all my saggy bits and shut their eyes and think of England and Rodger that TR yeah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I am not into pot bellies at all!!! I do however have a thing for big solid men , don't have to be gym fit but " husky" ;) I am not attracted to thin or medium men with a pot belly at all , makese think if my father in law ! Blech

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Fit guys who are gym junkies, toned, ripped and sporting six packs - while i adore the perv and thrill that body of art gives me, intimidate the shit out me! At 44 my bits are not as tight & toned as they were once and a small pot belly is just right for me.   Srong arms, oh God yes!! nothing nicer than a cuddle with muscular arms wrapped tightly around me or throwing me around while the shag feast takes place!   I like a man to be that normal/average kinda guy!

  • MegaSin

    MegaSin

    14 years ago

    I might have lost my 6 pack a little, but I am still a lean mean fucking machine. ;)Well I am not mean.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I've got something better than a pot belly that could do with a rub Meeks. :) hehe. By the way... Take a look at the weight lifters... you dont see many abs on dispay do you. I'm sure there's a reason for that but I don't know what it is. I can tell you though that my old PT was a national natural body building champ. He is at his weakest hours before competition, having starved himself to get that lean. I'm partial to a bit of fat off the bone anyway. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Oooh a fat that needs a rub. I think I can help you with that Stalky ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Ladies, be wary of whom you seek. A good friend of mine decided that she would not settle for anything less than a guy with the perfect set of ABS. And cos she is a stunning lady, managed to land one in very short time. She was so happy, even did a little happy dance when she told me - but it lasted about a month. Turned out the guy spent more time in the bathroom grooming himself, was rarely available for a date as he was always at the gym and when she did manage to get hold of him for some decent one-on-one time, he wouldn't eat most food (too fatty). She even told me sex was a little strange, she caught him admiring himself in her bedroom mirrors mid stroke so to speak!Of course the same could be said for a normal guy dating a 'super model' type as well lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    !) when fucking a gym junkie, place a mirror on the pillow near your right ear   2) Make sure the only dumb bell in the room is not you   3) mix up one of those pro shakes for him to sip on in between in and out in your warm hole, it helps to count for hiim so he knows when to take a break.   4) Do not make comment about the steriod un enhanced penis, other parts of him have got bigger, so it had to come from some where.   5) do some kinky sex like bounch the coin of his bum, he will like that especially if one lodges in his anus   6) for threesomes, get him to bench press one of your girlfriends   When he comes do not forget to hold up one of those judges cards for him to show your appreciation, try just to keep the highscore ones as they tend to cry if you dont give em good points.   Its very disconcerting to see the incredible hulk sobbing into your pillows.     but, tribbing on those hard thights, mmmmm baby its a ride and a half.   If you pick one up at the gym, make sure you wipe him down and put him back on the equiptment that you got him from.   I love my twenty four hour gym, its like eye candy any time of the day seven days a week. I can go there pretend to work out, then go home and get out my vibrator and think of those lovely creatures.   Some times fantasy is better than reality.   Besides they would freak out at a floppy old lady, excess flab frightens them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I must say that scrolling through the profiles on here I am a little intimidated by the rippling muscles on display....In my teens and twenties I played a lot of sport at a high level, was fit and did a lot of gym work to build muscle. Now that I am early 40's the muscle is still there but covered by a layer of life. I know I don't exercise as much as I used to, but I'm damm sure I could give those Arnie wantabees a run for there money in the bedroom dept. ( and properly know how to use it better too!!)I know this world is superficial, hell i'm attracted to beautiful women but the old saying still applies 'don't judge a book by its cover' Cheers,Ben

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Everywhere you lok these days on TV ..Pot Bellies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Stunning. My belly awaits. [email protected] Quoting 'tuscanred' so do not need another one or our pink bits will never meet up   I like men lean, they do not have to be all buff, just nice and tall and lean fucking machines   yeah its not fair, but hey thank god for the odds on RHP, where there are what ?one women to nine hundred men     So chances are I will find a guy to over look all my saggy bits and shut their eyes and think of England and Rodger that TR yeah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'mooka' Ladies, be wary of whom you seek. A good friend of mine decided that she would not settle for anything less than a guy with the perfect set of ABS. And cos she is a stunning lady, managed to land one in very short time. She was so happy, even did a little happy dance when she told me - but it lasted about a month. Turned out the guy spent more time in the bathroom grooming himself, was rarely available for a date as he was always at the gym and when she did manage to get hold of him for some decent one-on-one time, he wouldn't eat most food (too fatty). She even told me sex was a little strange, she caught him admiring himself in her bedroom mirrors mid stroke so to speak!Of course the same could be said for a normal guy dating a 'super model' type as well lol Yep, been there, done that, smelt the sweaty gym shirt ;PIt's a deal breaker when the guy hogs the mirror for so long, I am left with 10 minutes all with him tapping his foot looking at the watch because we are now late I do like bigger built guys (think natural built rugby players). Not so big that they are constantly getting asked by strangers how long they have to go.... something to grab hold of is nice, and given my abs are playing hide and seek (still working on the seek part), its good when they like the same ;pHowever, have been more than pleasantly reminded of the lickability of taut abs too

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    With pot bellies (or mirrors) during sex! . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I like my men tall, lean but muscly, dark, strong, preferably hairy chested (Tom Selleck, Magnum PI, eat your heart out!). Such men tend to like lean and lithe women with tiny waists and big boobs. I'm a generously proportioned woman with a ridiculously flabby belly. *Sigh ... ever the optimist though :)Of all the things I love about a manly man, I'm really not a fan of pot bellies. I'm sure it's because I have an ample one of my own!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    I prefer to go for the overall package and for me...looks just are not that important. It is easier to be swayed by a personality plus pot belly than it is by a set of abs with the personality of a wet sock.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    A tall man with broad shoulders, strong arms a hairy torso and a bit of a pot belly(like my man ;)is far more attractive for me thanA man with a lean frame even if it's muscly and he is tall or smooth skinned with a 6 pack.... it's a bit too boyish for me unless he has bulkiness and then I would probably go weak at the knees and increase my gym routine.I like to tuck up inside a manly embrace.Cass xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    ...this was going to be one of those "true confessions" threads where ya'all talk about what happens when you get "the munchies" after puffing on something illegal. *yawns*...I gave that up years and years ago, but damn those six bags of Oreos followed by a half gallon of chocolate milk still bring back happy memories. | Don't even ask about the Reese's peanut butter cups.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    In my youth found a barrel of Columbian gold washed up on the beach at Long Beach USA and   the rest is history, what I can remember of it. I luvvvvvvvvvv those things and aim to load up when I hit nyc in June. The peanut butter cups that is.   I do not smoke or drink any more as I fall over with a thimble of wine and I do not want to go to the psych ward re hydroponics.   What shits me is that I ate like you would not believe and was like a race horse. Till I had kids, but would not ever swap a hot bod for my lovely girls.We earn our pot bellies as we get older, espeically after kids. We just have to work harder to keep it from becoming a too much food and no exercise pot belly.   I had to laugh as just yesterday I was walking with my daughter and her partner down a street in Freo, and I said I remember walking down this lane smoking weed and down the other way comes a cop car. The weed got flicked away and I tried to look all innocent with my heart pounding in my chest!   ahhh my Uni days were a hoot.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'Find a functional athlete who also uses gym equipment to enhance his performance... look at AFL players, martial artists, boxers etc His 6pack and hot bod is from his addiction to sport and life - and even better if his body is a natural byproduct of being paid to work out and stay in peak condition for his job Yes, he will undoubtedly be a player as are most of the firemen and armed service men a girl comes across, but believe me, the only thing he'll be watching in the mirror is you Pure Body Builders are good for little else, unless they play sport Chilli xx sometimes firemen look at something else in the mirror - the road as they're driving the fire truck while you safety check his apparatus Ok I took your advice and went out and found Three firemennn, one sas soldier, a personal trainer, and a tradie, sorry I had room in the van and he had this tool belt on and well could not stop myself I will put them all through the fitness test and report back to ya. Tough job but someone has to do it Its called the abfab workout. I feel like that Patsy out of Absolutely Fabulous. To pass the test all they have to do is lay those abs on my pot belly! I tried the gym but I am now banned cause I keep trying to touch all the pretty abs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' Quoting 'HotSexyChilli'Find a functional athlete who also uses gym equipment to enhance his performance... look at AFL players, martial artists, boxers etc His 6pack and hot bod is from his addiction to sport and life - and even better if his body is a natural byproduct of being paid to work out and stay in peak condition for his job Yes, he will undoubtedly be a player as are most of the firemen and armed service men a girl comes across, but believe me, the only thing he'll be watching in the mirror is you Pure Body Builders are good for little else, unless they play sport Chilli xx sometimes firemen look at something else in the mirror - the road as they're driving the fire truck while you safety check his apparatus Ok I took your advice and went out and found Three firemennn, one sas soldier, a personal trainer, and a tradie, sorry I had room in the van and he had this tool belt on and well could not stop myself I will put them all through the fitness test and report back to ya. Tough job but someone has to do it Its called the abfab workout. I feel like that Patsy out of Absolutely Fabulous. To pass the test all they have to do is lay those abs on my pot belly! I tried the gym but I am now banned cause I keep trying to touch all the pretty abs. And your report, Tuscan? ;)   Like the other girls on here - six packs are admirable and I commend the men who own them for the dedication to their bodies. However, it's omgintimidatingashell at the best of times with most of us lasses having difficulties even maintaining a flat stomach, let alone one with definition. Also, they're more than likely the type who over-watch what they eat and drink...and always downs the protein shakes...and being someone who LOVES food, it's too much of a deal breaker for moi!   No can do pot bellies- we don't need so much jiggling and wobbling around...   And no can do skinny or weedy men either - I'm terrified I'd crush them in bed...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    not all rugga players are big.your standard number 9 is usually a svelte 85kg.. ~checks mirror~you must be thinking of props and locks.. Quoting 'newkee' I do like bigger built guys (think natural built rugby players). ....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'LittleRedEngine' not all rugga players are big.Quoting 'newkee' I do like bigger built guys (think natural built rugby players). .... In my dreams they are don't wake me...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    It's very good luck,or so I believe ,to rub the belly of those little fat Buddhas.....stands to reason that the same principle would apply to mere mortals. Note to self..must rub next little belly I see.....mmmm