Preaching to the constipated

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  let's talk about sex...you live in Toowoomba,you are looking for a serious relationship,you are a guest.I am assuming that you are not getting many contacts ,perhaps all these factors are contributing to that . I loved your profile btw ,but maybe this is your dilemma,the woman you are seeking just aint here.Or upgrade your status and be proactive in your search... The second part of your dilemma ...and I am guessing here..is that you want to become a non-grey nomad and are looking for a woman to wander the Great Green Yonder with you....are women interested in doing this...maybe a few but probably not. x Hugs H

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Yup. I know doin' it the hard way only appeals to a few and those few probably have little time for the internet and even less for internet dating. All of which conspires to make it unlikely that there's even one woman who's eyes might light up at what I'm going on about here. But if there is just one, that's just the right number. Just to clarify, I'm not seeking a nomadic existence. I'm hoping to buy some land and get properly settled.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I see where you are coming from, errr not sitting down to take a piss, but your dilemma.We (generalisation I know, don't take offense), as they say, are our own worst enemy. Completely wired, want the latest and greatest technology, want it now, need it yesterday, the flow of information compounds and we are working longer hours than ever. Hence, expectations are higher, our stress levels are through the roof just trying to keep up, let alone finding any work/life balance.No longer do we visit people regularly, write letters with pen and paper, resolve issues face to face, call in for a cuppa and chat, hang over the fence and talk to our neighbour, sit down at the dinner table and talk with each other, pick mulberries, have a vegie patch or even go to the supermarket to do our groceries.Simple pleasures have been lost as we/technology have evolved. There are many positives also, but being a well balanced girl, I'm just focusing on the negatives for the moment.Taking that on board, I'm sure there are quite a few ladies who are ready for a change of pace, quiet the body and soul, get back to nature, feel the soil beneath the feet and sunshine on the head (with a hat, shirt and sunblock of course), inhale clean crisp air and exhale stress.Dickhead, that's what holidays are for! (I'm kidding, sorry couldn't help myself)If your talking about finding your patch of dirt and building/leading a self sufficient life, your lady would need to be in a position to leave her current responsibilities behind, such as job, friends, what would happen if she has children or cares for elderly parents, current financial responsibilities. There is a lot for her to resolve to undertake this new lifestyle, especially if it's completely unplugged.I'm sure she is out there, perhaps not on RHP, maybe in Byron or Nimbin.Good Luck

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  My grand father fucked Italian women all the way up the boot during 1942. We don't need the internet.. We need a World War to get laid. Not one of these limp wars on Drugs, Islam or Bananas in Pyjamas (how bad are those blokes?). A real war! With $2 shop bags of plastic soldiers and push along tanks. Where you hide them around the lounge room and knock em over with Nerf Weapons. Then celebrate victory by waving your flag standing on the coffee table in your undies..~maybe I've has too much coffee this morning, I should get back to work~

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Are you planning on dissapearing into the jungle armed only with a swiss army knife and flint?As for the first paragraph, you don't have to play the internet game its byno means compulsory.Get out and meet people.Cheers Felonius

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  Mr_MrsJones

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'feloniusfossil' As for the first paragraph, you don't have to play the internet game its by no means compulsory. Get out and meet people. Cheers Felonius Have you ever heard of these new fangled things called pubs. They are where real people go and hang out. Apparently they are bursting at the seams on Friday and Saturday nights.   If pubs aren't your scene go an do an activity that is. Oddly you will meet someone who likes the same things you do because they will be there doing what you do. Join a bowling, shooting, horse riding, model airplane, football, picking your nose club. Go to a dance, photography, cooking, dog training class. FFS there are millions of real people out there in the world living real lives. We don't all live through the internet.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Ah, but I do write letters with pen and paper. Although, by proper 17th century standards, all I've ever written have been notes. I also enjoy sharing a meal - even if there's no dinner table. Re: holidays vs Real Life (tm). Who ever made the honest, informed choice that their life is supposed to be such a grind? Life can still be a simple, human scale affair, not this expensive, loud, impersonal, industrialised consumption factory that so many have sleep walked into. Felonius, disappearing is an interesting way of putting it. Once I've got the space I expect I'll acquire all manner of tools and materials but yeah, at first it's gonna be pretty basic. btw My first visit to Nimbin was not that long ago. Parked almost directly across from the copshop, as soon as I got out some bloke mumbled something to me about herbs so I said, 'That's ok - I grow my own' and he wandered off.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Last time I did that I picked up a chick and things were pretty good for a while. Sort of. I've been meaning to try it in this country, which is why I just got the book from a departing tourist. There's also an alternative organisation that does pretty much the same thing. Or so I'm told.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  You may already be aware of these organisations but if not check them out. Crystal Waters at Maleny....eco village,permaculture Chenrezig Institute Eudlo...they have a volunteer program..Tibetan Buddhist centre x Hugs H

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I was in my teens, sometimes getting a root was a major event... Most the girls were made shit scared of getting pregnant by their parents so until you got them to the point of no return.. It was a drama. I can remember a close friend of mine girlfriend would go out with about 5 pair of pants and a few pairs of pantyhose... Boy' was that a major victory when he finally got his way... Talk about silly times ?Loved it when we got into the 70s... that was when I got my first taste of ' if a girl wanted a fuck she wouldn't muck around, she would tell you... and it only got better... Being ex grade footballer also had its advantages.. So as far as Im concerned the further I went on in years , the easier it became...

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'GonzosDilemma'Yup. I know doin' it the hard way only appeals to a few and those few probably have little time for the internet and even less for internet dating. All of which conspires to make it unlikely that there's even one woman who's eyes might light up at what I'm going on about here. But if there is just one, that's just the right number. Just to clarify, I'm not seeking a nomadic existence. I'm hoping to buy some land and get properly settled.   I lived in an isolated town for twenty odd years, it was a five hour drive to the nearest place. I also worked on a cattle station in the NT when I was 19 and we never even had power.   I rather like the great beyond especially the desert. I often get the urge to run away at times, and when I do travel I prefer to turn off my phone etc. But I do use the internet when overseas to book stuff.   I did a lot of driving today and thought god I would love to just keep on going up the great northern highway out of town and just go it alone for a few weeks. I may yet throw a swag in the car, grab my dog and piss off after my exhibition. I am sure I can pick up a poor lonely mine worker on the way and have my wicked way. I do not watch TV , hate the negative crap I hear on the news and loath adds. You may not find a woman that suits you like that, here . You may find her in the place where you have the land, maybe at the local shop, maybe walking the dog who knows. In the olden days...where I come from. We actually got to talk to people first before we took our clothes off, and there was a degree of responsibility when a man did get your gear off to be in for a bit of a relationship as well. People get more sex today than ever, with more variety of sex and people. But most crave intimacy. In the end we just want a guy to spoon up behind us on a winters night, nuzzle the back of our neck and tell us it going to be ok, cause they are there to catch us if we fall. Insert the movie “The up side of anger.”,where Kevin Costener goes in for the spoon. Ahhhh the movie s, give us girls false hope sometimes. The internet is all smoke and mirrors but it also gets people to communicate in some form and that’s better than non at all. Good luck I am sure some woman will leap at the chance of getting a guy who wants to put down roots instead of just getting roots.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Your words make me smile :)

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Gonzo sound like a smart guy,maybe more should read and hear what he has said.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  yep i gree up with no telly for a long time best time of my life to b honest i personally believe the internet is brilliant but its also the root of all evil also it kills relaionships due to the eas u can cheat in every form so much more easier and less hassle discretion right in the yr own home how easy is that maybe its just everything has changed evolved and thats just the way it is and will continue to go cant stop progress right? its aslo changed peoples views for good and bad id prefer to live away from it all on land b self sufficient mostly to a degree i dont think u can not have it all together if u r still going to live in the modern world umm did any of that make sense or did i rant on to lol

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  I'm not too sure you want to go back to the 60s but it sounds pretty much "back in the day" to me. Sorry mate I like all my new toys.I remember the sexual revolution as a teenager and yes it was easier after the revolution to get sex BUT there was also an increase in STI's. Then came AIDS in the 80s. Things have slowed down a bit since the heady days of free love.I suggest you join a protest movement, sit in tree or something, don't wash for 6 or seveeral weeks, and see you much sex you get. I see that WA has seen an increase in gonnohorrea over the last year by as much as 50%, I put it down to FIFO workers stopping in perth for a night or two and indulging in some high risk sex after visiting Thailand or some other sex holiday destination. Just a personal opinion as I am friends with a few FIFO guys and have watched them after coming back to civilisation.   It all sounds a bit "Farmer wants wife", nice concept but the reality is a lot different to romantic notions of the simple life. Mike

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