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Public service announcement.

November 02 2012

The resent forum posts about various old age ailments made me take stock. As I stood naked in front of the bathroom mirror assessing my self, I realized I was afflicted with Sexual Overtness. Many of you will be actually aware of this malady, but are often oblivious as to it's cause.The causes are varied and in my case it was a bad dose of Nasal Mushrooms. Luckily this is easily cured by heading for the kitchen and cooking some French food. The smell of onions that lingers in your beard as a side affect can be distracting, but eventually the household dog will want your affection again. Sadly I took too long before dealing with this and so the overtness has complicated the mushrooms before I could get my choux on.Although Sexual Overtness is not particularly nasty, it can be embarrassing for those who get to close to me. Compounded by the fact my apology notes tend to have far too many spelling mistakes and typo's to be taken seriously. So duty of care dictates I wrap my self in some handy police "Danger keep out tape" as a service to women within 5 meters of me. A precaution for those who's sense of smell struggles with onions.I'm taking care of my self and should be OK in a few days. Cards and flowers are gratefully excepted.

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RHP User

13 years ago

that will definitely do it,haven't had any since 1981 on a trip to Bali...made me very sexually overtx R

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RHP User

13 years ago

Oh??I never stopped to think they may be medicinal?~laughs~

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RHP User

13 years ago

Hey I’m off to Google it too.. Maybe I don't have to do French cookery?

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RHP User

13 years ago

For the best laugh of the day . . . . Sorry LRE, the prize is in Hobart and postage is not an option.

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RHP User

13 years ago

Actually I was wondering about a trip to Tassie not so long ago as it happens..~grins~

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