RHP

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Pussy sizes

March 14 2018

So as the male half of this profile I find it amusing how many ladies require a certain cock size,across all the forums it’s fairly evident, must have 8 plus inches etc, So the point of this topic is to ask the ladies, how they would feel if men played with them purely on their Pusey size, and more importantly how would this be measured? Do we have the one finger, two finger right through to the clap as a scale?after all men are expected to take the toilet roll test And how do you politely say sorry your Pussy is too big? Yes yes, some will be offended, I have the popcorn ready! - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Ok, I’ll play. Women? They’re easily offended, I reckon. Oh hell no. I wouldn’t dare suggest that her pussy is too big. Just don’t mention it, then slip in a bit of “How’s your sphincter today love” talk. And they wonder why men are asking them for anal? Oh dear. I’ve let the cat out of the bag now. I’m going to hell. Hugs Gaz

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    By some drunk dude...and the talk turns to..... did you have your kids naturally or caesarean? Makes me want to drop my knickers ASAP So hot. 😛😬😑 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    A woman's vagina is so much more adaptable though... It lengthens and expands with arousal. A one size fits most situation really. So, we'd need an eight incher to gauge the full impact during sex. But I guess I have to admit it's not all about size either because one thing I noticed in my lifetime is that the more size, the less 'hardness' overall. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Really? . I am stunned, I certainly wouldn't ask until after we had consumated it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Any pole is a goal. Ooops I mean any hole. 😛 Gaz..... Will you be claiming your throne back we have missed you 😜 A mate sent a vid the other day of a chick with her pussy help open by what looked like a speculum whilst her mates filled her with frootloops and milk. Theeeeen preceeded to have breakfast with a spoon. Oh lord!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Is this the size of the nose thing again?Not trueThink of it this way. What would you rather clean your ear out with?A cotton bud or broom handle? Yes they are amazing things, can adapt, and are ever-changing .........Its a horses for courses thing. Lets just say its personal preference. As for the saying......."Harden up, grow some balls"......Thats just simply wrong.Balls are soft,delicate, fragile,What you should be saying is grow a vagina..........Because you can really beat the hell out of those things

  • LetsFrolic

    LetsFrolic

    8 years ago

    Should be added too.. it's like circumcised/ non circumcised - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    you have a tiny penis. It's ok, it's you small guys that make the rest of us big, we appreciate that, you should feel good about that. You can help women ease into anal so they're ready to take us bigger guys, we appreciate that too, you can feel good about that too. You can put a sexy pair of gstring panties over your cute little nubbin and pleasure a real cock with your tight little boy pussy. No need to be all nasty, look for the positives.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    People have preferences, it's part of life and that's ok. It hurts sometimes when you aren't what someone prefers, that's ok too. Everything will be ok in the end because time heals and there is someone out there for everyone that isn't a total fuckwit or like really disabled or something. I hear your pain, we've all experienced rejection in some form, it hurts. You're safe here, express your pain, cry if you need to, everything will be ok.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    When I was a young fella many moons ago 😂 two old guys passed on there wisdom,both were farmers.One old guy,”cattle man”,to find a good breeder cow look at how big their mouth is,that determines how big their pussy is.And the said to me,when he went to school he was taught the vagina was a marvellous muscle,so it’s not that your cock is too small,it’s the woman being too lazy to exercise her muscle.These guys we’re old characters.Ha,I found it good advice over the years.Cheers everyone,and young fellas,start looking at mouths instead of titties.😂😂😂 Cheers

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I'm a Betty White fan too. As they say it will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    The topic that just keeps giving.. I think those old farts were pulling yoir leg on the lips mate. However yes, our GLORIOUS lady bit is a muscle. Ironic though, that some men like ot tight, but frown on over use and call the overused sluts. I mean that is if prefer to exercise our muscle with a live cock. 😛🍾 Damned if you do and damned if you don't. 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    8 years ago

    those women asking for dicks larger than 8inches , were not female at all, but rather guys posing as females ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Well, I have participated in a double fisting before, her boyfriend seemed thrilled. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Get the Ladle..... Same here Inspirit. A "mate" sent me a video the other day of a lady with very large loose lips being sucked into the end of a vacuum cleaner pipe. the suction drew out her bits and created an awesome bit of sound and lips movement. She was in heaven and not even being touched! So fascinating are pussies.

  • LetsFrolic

    LetsFrolic

    8 years ago

    I prefer a tighter pussy. Gives more sensation. Maybe I should put tight pussies only in my profile lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ha,to LetsFrolic,that’s ok putting tight pussies only but what measuring scale would you use.A cock you can use a ruler so guys what and how would be the standard for measuring a tight pussy.😂

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    has been debated here before, many times. One technique seems to keep popping up...Men- toilet rolls. Women - magnum of champagne.....pour into pussy till full. Really cant see how it measures the size but appears to be a lot of fun along the way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    No offence intended but this reminded me of a joke. I was going down on another lady the other night and said "Damn, this pussy is huge. Damn, this pussy is huge." She took offence and said. "If you are going to be insulting, you don't need to say it twice." I replied, "I didn't. That was the echo."

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    For a second there I was imagining the Champaign corks being popped from pussies across the floor of disco lit bars. Awwwh the memories! Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    At a dinner between two gynaecologists... Imagine the conversation ?? “I had today a lady in that had a clit like a pickle!!” “Oh wow!! That big??” “Nahhh...that sour!!!” 😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Letsgetcrazy09

    Letsgetcrazy09

    8 years ago

    I have always found Persian Blues to be big pussies

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If you have a penchant for very large pussies go the Maine Coone