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February 09 2010
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RHP User
16 years ago
ROLF.......rolling on floor laughing (add OL..out loud) usually after reading some of the forum stuff. as for the 12 year old...siphon off all the knowledge now while they still know everything cheers miss b
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RHP User
16 years ago
Rolling on Floor Laughing..
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RHP User
16 years ago
ohhhh Earl... you are a classic !!! You make me feel YOUNG. thanks. alernative... Rimming Oral Fucking Licking xx Saturn
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RHP User
16 years ago
It should be Rolling On the Floor Laughing. But then again I'm only 6 years younger then you so maybe not.
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RHP User
16 years ago
IMAO and variations of?up till recently i thought lol was lots of love.bit of a bugger when you send it to a funeraluneducatedly, Earl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
apart from being one half of lamo and woodley, oh no thats lano. anywaylaughing my arse offcbf - cant be fuckedatm - at the moment thats about all i know. dam 12 year old lingooh wtf - what the fuck!
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RHP User
16 years ago
was thinking you guys were saying something completely different.gunna hit the knowitall up this weekend. keep em coming. IMAO : I'm madly analy obtruse?Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Earl I'm sorry but I was ROFLMAO at LOL for a funeral... rolling on (the) floor laughing my ass off IMHO: in my honest opinion BBW: big buxom wench... big beautiful woman... big breasted woman... take your pick FFS: for fuck sake NP: no problems TY: thank you That's all I can think of for now xxx Mrs Sassy
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RHP User
16 years ago
I'm middleaged famous and orgasmic?Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
So...have you ever had this happen?? Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Until I Piss My Pants Ummm, probably not. But wouldn't it be great if there was something out there so funny that could do this to you? Ummm, probably not. Nevermind.
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RHP User
16 years ago
LOL laugh out loud LMAO laugh my arse off ROFL roll on floor laughing ROFLMFAO roll on floor laughing my fucking arse off BTW by the way NTB not too bad NM not much FWB friend with benefits FB fuck buddies/face book FU2 fuck you too FGS for gods sake PMSL pissing my self laughing FYI for your information Hope this keeps you busy for a while earl ;) Im sure there are lots more though
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RHP User
16 years ago
i think its in my fuckin awesome opinion
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RHP User
16 years ago
For helping out an illiterate old fart. these posts i have been reading for months make ALOT more sense now.ahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl , ba ypcs
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RHP User
16 years ago
CBF = can't be fcuked...grins...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahacheersjose...
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RHP User
16 years ago
Rolling on floor pissing myself laughing my f*ing ass off out loud... Quoting 'CrazyAmerican'ROFLMFAOUIPMPSo...have you ever had this happen?? Rolling On Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Until I Piss My Pants Ummm, probably not. But wouldn't it be great if there was something out there so funny that could do this to you? Ummm, probably not. Nevermind.
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RHP User
16 years ago
fuckin asked that slack arse first and he didn't reply. Bastard.So i posted it. thanks for the humility lesson buddy.ahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
sorry earl...saw ya email..but got distracted by this other email...from errr....no, i won;t say...and then i clean forgot...mea culpa...will ya forgive me....pleeeeeaaaaassssssseeeeeeeeeeeee....?...grinsjose......
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RHP User
16 years ago
hey Jose. worked out much funnier in a post.ahahahahahhahahahahahahahaEarl. ps, where ya gettin that spankin and can they take another, lol.Earl.
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RHP User
16 years ago
here's a list of those and many more abbreviations..http://www.abbreviations.com/acronyms/CHATOh...and IMAO...its not an I...its an L...for Laughing.JMO...BJxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
makes heaps more sense with an L, oops.illiterate Earl
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RHP User
16 years ago
Popular abbreviations and acronyms224 --- "today, tomorrow, forever"2B - "to be"2B||!2B -- "to be or not to be"; from the C Programming Language logic operation 'OR'("||") and 'NOT'("!").2TM --- "to the max"4 - "for"4ever, 4eva --- "forever"881 - "bye bye" (Chinese pronunciation)ACK --- "acknowledged"; used frequently in discussion boards, tech-speakAFAIC --- "as far as I'm concerned", or "as far as I care", or "as far as I can..."AFAICS --- "as far as I can see"AFAICT --- "as far as I can tell"AFAIK --- "as far as I know"AFAIR --- "as far as I recall", or "as far as I remember"AFC --- "away from computer"AFK --- "away from keyboard"AICMFP -- "and I claim my five pounds"AIUI --- "as I understand it"AKA --- "also known as"ASAP --- "as soon as possible"ASL --- "age, sex, location"; used to request general info about a fellow user. Also used as an introductory phrase, usually when that info is expected up-front.ATM --- "at the moment"B2B --- "business to business"; ecommerce used by businesses to interact with other businesses.B4 --- "before"B4N - "bye for now"BB --- "bye bye"BBL --- "be back later"BBQ --- "Bar-B-Que" (From "SomethingAwful.com"'s own OMGWTFBBQ)BBS --- "be back soon", or "bulletin board system/service"BC, B/C --- "because"BF --- "boyfriend"BFD --- "big fucking deal"BFN --- "bye for now"BOFH --- "bastard operator from hell" (LINK )BRB --- "be right back"BS --- "bullshit"BTW --- "by the way"BW --- "bandwidth"B/T --- "between"CID --- "consider it done"CU --- "see you"; used as a goodbye, commonly together with l8r, as in cul8r. See "cya".CSL --- "can't stop laughing"CWOT --- "complete waste of time";cya --- "see you"; used as a goodbye (see "cu"). Also, "check(ing) your ass", as in taking some precautionary measure just for safety's sake.CYS --- "check your settings"; a phrase often said by technical support staff of a certain Australian ISP.CVQ --- "chuckling very quietly"; as an alternative to "LOL"C&V --- "chapter & verse"; used in newsgroups.C|N>K --- "coffee through nose into keyboard"; a Unix-ism meaning, involving the Unix command line pipe (|) and redirect (>) characters.DBG --- "don't be gay"DC'd, D/C --- "disconnected"dernoe --- "(I) don't know"DGT --- "don't go there"DH --- "dickhead"DL, D/L --- "download"; receiving data from a remote host. Usually functions as a noun or verb. Can sometimes mean "down-low", as taken from real-life usage.DMY --- "don't mess yourself"; from an episode of The Simpsons.DON --- "Denial-of-Normal"; Originally used on SlashdotDoS --- "Denial-of-Service"; a malicious attack on a computer system.dun --- "don't"; commonly used by Singaporeans.dunno --- "(I) don't know"DW, D/W --- "don't worry"EG --- "evil grin", normally written *EG* or to separate it from the surrounding text.EIL --- "explode into laughter"EOM --- "end of message"EQ --- Everquest, a popular MMORPGF4G, F4GG0T --- "fag/faggot"FAQ --- (formal) "Frequently Asked Question"FE --- "fatal error"FFS --- "for fuck's sake!" (sometimes replaced with FS- "fuck's sake")FLOABT --- "for lack of a better term"FLBT ---FO --- "fuck off!"FOAD --- "fuck off and die!"FOAF --- "friend of a friend"; the dubious attribution given to urban legendsFP --- "first post"; Originally used on Slashdotfrag --- To kill or tear to pieces. Its origin comes from fragmentation.FTF or F2F --- "face to face"; referring to a meeting in the real world, not online. In role-playing terms, it is the offline predecessor to MMORPGs and MUDs.FTP --- "File Transfer Protocol"FTTB --- "for the time being"FU --- "fuck you"FUD --- "fear, uncertainty and doubt"; purposeful spread of misinformation.FWIW --- "For what it's worth"FXP --- "File eXchange Protocol"FYAD --- "Fuck You And DIE!" (from SomethingAwful.com)FYI --- "for your information"G --- "grin", normally written *G* or to separate it from the surrounding textG2G, GTG --- "got to go", also "good to go"; popularized in MMORPGs and MUDs.G4Y, GFY --- "good for you", or "go fuck yourself"; the use of this acronym is ambiguous and not recommended.GAGF --- "go and get fucked"GAL --- "get a life"GF --- "girl friend"GG --- "good going" or "good game"; used sincerely in competitive and cooperative online games, or used sarcastically when someone has done something foolish. Also "genuine girl", used on chat sites to indicate that the user is female, rather than simply pretending to be.GL --- "good luck"GMTA --- "great minds think alike"GJ --- "good job", often sarcasticGR8 --- "great", sometimes spelled gre8t even though it doesn't make the word any shorter.GTH --- "go to hell"GW --- "good work", often used sarcastically.H8 --- "hate", or 'H1' to 'H9' to indicate how much a person hates something.HAND --- "have a nice day"HB --- "hurry back"HF --- "have fun"H/O --- "hold on"HTH --- "hope this (or that) helps"IANAL --- "I am not a lawyer"; usually used before a non-lawyer gives legal advice, as a humorous disclaimer.IANARS --- "I am not a rocket scientist"IC --- "I see", also "in character" in MMORPG or MUD settings.ICYDK / ICYDN / ICUDK -- "in case you didn't know"IDK --- "I don't know"ID10T --- "idiot"; generally pronounced eye-dee-ten-tee, its meaning is not obvious until viewed in written form. Example: "We've got an ID10T error!"IIRC --- "if I recall correctly"IIUC --- "if I understand correctly"IM --- "instant message", can be used as a noun ("Send an IM") or a verb ("I'll IM him"). Past tense is "IM'd" or "IMed".IMO --- "in my opinion"IMHO --- "in my humble opinion", or "in my honest opinion"IMHE --- "In my humble experience"IMNSHO --- "in my not so humble opinion"INMP --- "it's not my problem"INTPFPOTM --- "I nominate this post for post of the month"; incredibly obscure.IOH --- "I'm outta here"IOW --- "in other words"IRC --- "Internet Relay Chat"IRL - "in real life"; often used in online games to refer to life outside of the game, see RL.IRT --- "in reply to"ISTR --- "I seem to recall"IYDMMA --- "if you don't mind me asking"JJ --- "just joking"JK, J/K --- "just kidding"JOOC --- "just out of curiosity"K --- "OK/Okay"KISS --- "keep it simple stupid"L8 --- "late"L8R --- "later"; as in "see you later", often used together with CU, as in CUL8R.LD --- "link dead"; used in online games when a user has been disconnected, but their persona or character remains in the game.LEET, L33T, 1337, 31337 --- "elite"LIGAS --- "like I give a shit"LMAO --- "laughing my ass off"LOL --- "laughing out loud", or "lots of laughs"; as a reply to something amusing. Also "lots of love" (not as common). LOL is also said to be derived from the Dutch word 'lol' which is translated as 'fun' in english.Loxxen --- an altered form of LOL, with virtually the same meaning, but slightly enhanced.LTNS --- "long time no see"M8 --- "mate"; as in "buddy" or "pal", often used colloquially by "English" and "Australian" users and the like.MOTD --- "Message of the Day"MYOB --- "mind your own business"N/A --- "not applicable"NBD --- "no big deal"NI --- "no idea"N1994, N199312 --- Leet speak for "nigga/******"NM or N/M --- "never mind" or "not/nothing much"noob, n00b --- "newbie"; meaning someone is really new/bad, usually at a game.NOYB --- "none of your business"NP --- "no problem"NS --- "nice shot"; used sincerely in competitive and cooperative online gamesNSFW --- "not safe for work"; indicates that a link should be avoided due to pornography or other content unsuitable for the workplace. Used by Fark and some message boards. See also SFW.NT --- "no text"; used on Internet forums or Usenet to indicate that a post has no content. Also, "nice try"; used by gamers.NVM --- "never mind"O --- "oh"OIC --- "oh, I see"OMG --- Exclamation, "oh my God/goodness!"OMFG --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking God/goodness!"OMFL --- Exclamation, "oh my fucking lag!"OOC --- "out-of-character"; usually in MMORPG or MUD settings when a player isn't acting out his/her part. Also, "out of curiosity".OP --- Original PosterOT --- "off topic"OTOH --- "on the other hand"P2P --- "Peer-to(2)-Peer". Also "pay-to-play" for games with subscription fees like Everquest or Dark Age of Camelot.PCBD -- "Page Cannot Be Displayed";Internet Explorer error when a link or URL is invalid or the web server times out.PEBKAC --- "Problem Exists Between Keyboard and Chair", referring to in human error. See PICNIC and ID10T.PFO --- "please fuck off"PITA --- "pain in the ass"PICNIC --- "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer", referring to in human error. See PEBKAC and ID10T.pls, plz --- "please"PM --- "private message"PO, PO'd --- "piss off", or "pissed off"POS --- "parents over shoulder"; warning, by kids, that parents may be watching. Also, "piece of shit".POV --- "point of view"pro; pr0 --- "professional"; meaning someone is really good, usually at a game.R --- "are"RD --- "Red Dwarf"R8 --- "right"RL --- "real life"; often used in online games to refer to life outside of the game, see IRL.ROFL, ROTFL --- "rolling on the floor laughing"; as a reply to something extremely amusing.ROFLMAO, ROTFLMAO --- "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off"; as a reply to something extremely amusing.ROTFLMHO --- "rolling on the floor laughing my head off"; as an relpy to something funny, alternate to ROTFLMAO.RTFA --- "read the fucking article"; applies mostly to Slashdot threads, for users who make comments on a story without having read it first.RTFM --- "read the fucking manual" or "read the fine manual"; the frequent reply to a request for basic help from newbies who have not attempted to find the answer for themselves.RTFP --- "read the fucking post"; derived from RTFA and also used on Slashdot.RU --- "are you"S --- "smile", usually written *S* or to separate it from the surrounding text.sif --- "as if"SCNR --- "sorry, could not resist."SH --- "shit happens"SO --- "significant other"; a termed encapsulating a girlfriend, boyfriend, or spouse.SFW --- "safe for work"; material (pictures, webpages) that is safe for the office. Used by Fark. See also NSFW. Alternate meaning (which may not be appropriate in the office): "so fucking what?"Smeg --- Meaning the same as "fuck" or "bugger" (popularized by Red Dwarf, a British TV sitcom).STFU --- "shut the fuck up"TBH --- "to be honest"thanx. thnx, thnz, thx, thz --- "thanks"; this can be combined into 'kthx' (OK, thanks), 'plzkthx' (Please, OK, thanks), and 'kthxbye' (OK, thanks, goodbye).TIA --- "thanks in advance"TLA --- "Three letter Acronym" as in TLA is a TLA for TLATMAI --- "tell me about it"TMI --- "too much information"TPTB --- "the powers that be"TTFN --- "ta ta for now"TTYL --- "talk to you later"TTYS --- "talk to you soon"TY -- "thank you"u --- "you"ur --- "you're" or "your"UL, U/L --- "upload"; sending data to a remote host.VFM --- "value for money"VoIP --- "Voice over Internet Protocol", or phone conversations over broadband connections.VWEG --- "very wicked evil grin"W8 --- "wait"WAI --- "what an idiot"wat --- "what"WB --- "welcome back"WBAGNFARB --- Would Be A Good Name For A [Rock] Band. Used when you find some term while reading something that you feel would be good name for a band. This practice was inspired by columnist Dave Barry and used broadly by his fans.WDUWTA --- "what do u wanna talk about?"WEG --- "wicked evil grin"WEMIA --- "Weep em man it's America"WG --- "wicked grin"WRT --- with respect to, with regard toWTF --- "what the fuck?"; Also "who the fuck?", "why the fuck?", etc. given the context.WTG --- "way to go!"WTH --- "what the heck?", or "what the hell?"wut --- "what"W/ --- "with"W/E --- "whatever"W/O --- "without"WYSIWYG (pron. "wizzywig") --- "What you see is what you get". In the print industry, it means that printed output will look identical to its screen representation. More recently used to refer to the style of making webpages that arose through the use of HTML-generators such as MS Frontpage, Dreamweaver, etc. and implies that the output is usually crude and does not transfer well across all settings.X>* --- definition of something [X] is better than everything . Often [X] is a user's handle and is an organization or another user. Sometimes crackers will use this as a boast and an insult when defacing a web site, meaning that they are better than the organization and/or the web sites administrators.YHBT --- "you have been trolled"YHL --- "you have lost"YMMV --- "your mileage may vary"YNK --- "you never know"YW --- "you're welcome"_|_ --- an offensive emoticon signifying the middle finger<3 --- "love"; ASCII art for a heart, the less than symbol and the three resemble a heart tilted on its side.[edit]ConceptsOthers express concepts peculiar to the Net:0day --- software or media that is illegally obtained before the official release.cluebie --- a newbie with a clue, but not close to a guru.Counter-Terrorists Win --- see 0wn and pwn. Good if you're playing CTs, not so good if you're playing terrs.guru --- an expert in some technical topic, such as C programming or Unix system administrationFAQ --- frequently asked question, or a list of frequently asked questions with answers. Never seems to be written in small letters.flamer --- one engaged in flaming (see article). Also ominously close to the term lamer.gamez --- illegally obtained games (c.f. warez).hijack --- to start an offtopic discussion, ex. "hijack a thread" on a message board.j00 --- Leet speak for "you". The zeros stand for letters O.j00r --- Leet speak for "you're" or "your".kewl, kool --- alternate form of "cool".lollerskates --- pun on the word "rollerskates"; similar usage to LOL.lurker --- one who reads an email list or a message board but does not participate in the discussion.luser --- "lame user" -> "loser", often derogatory for all users.noob --- shorthand/leet spelling of "newbie". Also spelled 'n00b', with two zeroes rather than two O's (see leet) or 'newb'. In some internet circles, the term 'noob' or 'n00b' has a negative connotation, generally not associated with 'newb' or 'newbie', where being a n00b carries a connotation of ignorance and laziness. A n00b may be too lazy or stupid to RTFM or otherwise attempt to find out about a subject oneself, even if the information is within easy reach, and instead chooses to bother others. A newbie, on the other hand, is simply someone new to a subject, with no particularly negative connotation.own, 0wn, owned - to defeat someone (used commonly when playing Counter-Strike) or to humiliate someone tactically in a debate; something that is extremely cool (ex. BMWs totally own).pron --- a change of spelling coming from the warez scene meaning porn. Internet search engine trigger word, commonly mispelled on porn and non-porn sites to avoid search engine classification "adult site".pr0n --- same as pronpwn, pwned --- deliberate typo of the word own. To "pwn something" means to have complete control over it, and to be "pwned by something" means to be dominated by it. (see leet)qool, qoolz --- "cool"; in the American sense.roffle --- alternate version of "ROFL"r0x0rz --- leet speak for "rocks".sroucks --- means even when something rocks, it sucks (or something in between), or vice versa. Often used in a sarcastic way, as to let others be in doubt if it's praising or just the opposite.sux --- shorter version of sucks.sux0rs --- leet speak for "sucks".troll --- a person who deliberately stirs up trouble (see article).WADR --- with all due respect.vote bondsac --- a craze of unknown origin, used to sign off of blogs and forum posts. Analogous to "peace out".waffles --- pun on "ROTFLAMO"; used similarly.warez --- illegally obtained software.w00t, woot --- leet speak exclamation of excitement or happiness; closely related to, "hell yea!", used after gaining root, can be short for "woohoo" or "We Owned the Other Team"
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RHP User
16 years ago
Were you bored?I got to the F's and realised this was alphabetical, and turned around and went back "forgot to pack my lunch"Cheers Nev or perhaps Cyan...ooh a colour!
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RHP User
16 years ago
recon lippy could use some of this knowlege.....ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
16 years ago
L.M.A.O meant - Let's make an omelet!
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RHP User
16 years ago
--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
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RHP User
16 years ago
In My Arrogant Opinion was what i thought it was... KFC, FLG - 2b:)
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RHP User
16 years ago
CFF couple freakin fuglys
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RHP User
16 years ago
i thought a GSOH was a type of car for a while. turns out its a good sense of humor. thanx 2 nudie for the explanation of <3, have been wondering what that meant for a while. is that a gibson SG that ur playing there earl? what kind of tunes do u play?
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