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Random thought for the day............
August 10 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
being a single mum and having not a lot of adults around me (apart from you lot) this is something i have thought long and hard about my plans are... i will be buried naked i must have a viewing cheapest coffin you can find...im mean really dont waste your money hire 6 hunky men to carry my coffin...maybe 8 depending how fat i am at the time lol they must carry my coffin topless...may as well have something to perve at while your mouning me plus...i pray they drop me and i roll out...cause i would find that sooooo damn funny...the kids probably wouldnt seeing their naked fat dead mum rolling down the stairs...but this is my funeral not theirs, so stiff then cremate me and scatter me...dont bother wasting the space ohhh and the kids better be upset...i wont be impressed if someone does start screaming hysterically and yelling "noooooo not roxxy...please god bring her back to us" yep that would make my funeral complete.... then il know my life wasnt wasted this is a good thread yummymummy...nice going... i cant wait to see what everybody comes out with roxxy...and i bet you all think im joking..geez you all should know better
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RHP User
15 years ago
Really tassie rose , i normally wish people to be very old and have lived well before they shuffle off. BUT if u wanna be viewed naked or topless please do not be old,,,yes i know this is selfish of me!!!!! but i already see one naked or topless older lady quite regularly and I have no wish to see more.which brings me to tattoos, while many are beautiful, just think, when you age so does your tat and the swallow on yr tit turns into an albatross around yr knees peace and love lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
I just want to go out in the most dignified, least expensive and environmentally friendly way possible and minus as many organs that the docs say are still able to be salvaged. If that means being dressed for occasion i would have to be wearing a low cut black frock sans knickers.
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Bubbaj
15 years ago
lol low costing funeral is the way to go!as my sis liked to say when i die, she is goin to just put accelerant over my body and let it burn and if there was to b a burial as such, my gravestone will have liquid paper writing instead of the chipped in parts (they charge per word!)but as to what i would be wearing....it really wouldnt matter to me whether i looked good or not. Why even bother with the makeup that funeral homes put on the dead people? you know they are dead so why try and make them look like they are alive? i say put me in my tracky dacks and top without a bra........comfy as they go!
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RHP User
15 years ago
That Pyjamas can be worn down the street!! Until then I want to go to the peraly gates ( if they let me in....??) In my Peter Alexanders!!!! Comfort ALL the wayyyyyyy...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65' That Pyjamas can be worn down the street!! Until then I want to go to the peraly gates ( if they let me in....??) In my Peter Alexanders!!!! Comfort ALL the wayyyyyyy... haha you should come visit me...they do it all the time here....slippers included tassie...the bogan capital of the world roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wannabyummymummy, i will checkout in my boots and a Bourbon and Coke plenty of ice ..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe I should have added "As a fashion statement.." who knows, they just may be ahead of their times! Until then I'll just save it to my last Hurrah!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
well my funeral will be easy i plan on crashing my car b4 i get to old and having it burst into flames, FREE CREMATION, then just send the car to the junk yard to be crushed save space, and then chucked into a land fill once again saving space as for the missus i have no idea
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RHP User
15 years ago
Give me my favourite black lace bra, panties and suspender set, stockings and my black stilletoes (i do love those shoes) and i will be a happy girl....send me out in something fun... Kisses Focus
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RHP User
15 years ago
You know I wouldnt care what they buried me in. The essence of who I was would be gone and only the shell remained for those who felt the need to greive. My eldest foster child told me today that if I died she was going to go up to my coffin, rip off my hand and beat me with it saying "Thanks for ditching me, Bitch!" From her point of view, that is what I would be doing. Cheers, fionabee
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RHP User
15 years ago
This chap I know acts out his funeral anytime he wants... but usually when he's partying and thoroughly pissed on the amber fluid. He's a genuinely funny guy who is a comedian and entertainer. He has already organised his coffin and hearse... At least when he's dead drunk he's got a nice comfortable place to sleep it off. He keeps his coffin on display in the bar/games room. Personally would think it better value if Tassie did something along the same lines. Would it not be better to witness the half naked muscle bound chaps carry your naked body whist you're able to enjoy? You could also witness the tributes paid to you... with all your friends saying nice things. Then you can scare the shit out of your relatives when you jump up and claim to be resurrected. If you want to shock the family more... then one naked you and a half a dozen semi naked blokes seems like the making of a most interesting wake. Oh Yes!!! Please don't forget to post some happy snaps of the celebrations in the naughty photo gallery here :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
My forms are filled out, my body is going to science.
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wannabyummymummy
15 years ago
a little off track at times (funerals and the like) original question was just what you would like to 'go out' in but hey i like the responses, quite entertaining, keep 'em coming....................
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RHP User
15 years ago
Have not really thought about this one and given up on the idea of being cryogenically frozen then brought back...gawd, imagine if you woke up in 1000 years and this whole place was worse? Besides...I don't think I would make much of a popsicle and would be in morbid fear of where they put the stick? | In true nordic form..I want to be put in a wooden long boat full of dry and oily branches, pushed out to sea on a high outgoing tide. I can only hope that rigor mortis has set in properly and as the sail unfurls...they won't have needed build in a mast! Okay, so the sail won't be that big and we won't pick up much wind...but will exit laughing. Thinks that's the best we can hope for....make a few friends, leave a few footprints in the sand and always...find a way to laugh at ourselves!
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