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Red Hot Love (Actually)
December 24 2019
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Hmmm, Let me see.... So far, as a result of my presence on RHP, I have: Been kidnapped by aliens and probed in a paddock near Cracow. Been tied up by 3 women in Brisbane, who then painted my face like a clown and then stuck a carrot in my bum. Been zapped on the pecker by an electric fence at a party up behind Mullumbimby. Endured an impromptu Jethro Tull concert provided by an eclectic nude couple who arrived on a bicycle. Had to escape another strange couple via a second story window and drainpipe. Attended a RHP “meet and greet” function where I got trapped in a dumpster. And I would not have missed ANY of it for the world! 😊. Obi1 xx
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XBonnieClydeX
6 years ago
The Love of My Life We are definitely a success story. From the moment he sent me that first message on RHP. The rest is history. Two and a half years later and many, many raunchy adventures we are still madly head over heels in lust and love. We also have met some great people from RHP, whom we now consider friends. One couple in particular, we would consider probably our best friends. RHP has been a wonderful, sexy, exciting adventure for us. We recently have started hosting parties too, and we just love it. So many interesting and open minded fun people. You just can't find that in the vanilla world. Here's to many more years of erotic hedonism 😈 x Bonnie (and Clyde) ❤
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bonefide
6 years ago
Mundubbera CWKA great escape on a bicycle, borrowed bicycle I’d assume. The Gayndah crew would have probably given u safe haven. Safe happy Xmas u “Mob”
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bonefide
6 years ago
Bonnie and Clyde. 👍🤙
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Lol! 😂😂😂. I forgot to mention that! It’s a damn long way to Gayndah from Mundubbera on a bicycle you know! (and quite a bit of it is uphill as well!). Merry Xmas to you matey. Obi1
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bonefide
6 years ago
My bad, yer it is. But think of the scenic ride, while escaping the the marauding Mundubbera CWKA.Like a bush ranger returning to his hideout. Minus the horse and the loot. HEEE HEEE
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RHP User
6 years ago
I think reading this forum might be the best thing that’s happened here so far 😂😂 Great work Obi1! Merry Christmas to you all, may you be blessed with peace and happiness over the festive season, don’t bother wishing me the same though because I have a family dinner on tonight so your wishes will be wasted, hahaha! Much love, thanks for the entertainment. Ms Phoenix 🎅🏻🎄♥️
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RHP User
6 years ago
Absolutely love it Bonnie and Clyde! Warms my cold heart on Christmas to read such a wonderful thing. Here’s to many more years of happiness for you both!
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MsSuperFoxy
6 years ago
I will never forget the carrot up the bum story. What a cracker! I simply carrot stop thinking about it. 😂Ms Foxy
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RHP User
6 years ago
Foxy Have to agree Obi carrot adventure is one of the best Ive heard.
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
All I can say about that particular little episode is that it’s a good thing I like carrots 🥕 (and not eggplant! 🍆). Obi1 xx
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MsSuperFoxy
6 years ago
How did you get the carrot out? I mean who... 😂😂😂 Ms Foxy
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Not much of a story there Foxy, A couple of Jehovah’s Witnesses came knocking, and for a small donation, they helped me out (so to speak). 😇. Now, back on topic..... Obi1xx
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RHP User
6 years ago
Mr Obi Imagine again if it had of been a butternut squash that those three Brisbanite's had of poked you with. You would have been on your knees crying 'Yahweh' as the J-W's kindly removed it for you. A little carrot is always good for you.
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countrytouch82
6 years ago
These adult communities do work. I have made several long term connections including those that include intimacy, as well as the platonic friendships. Actually I've only made a physical connection (ie kissing or more) with one person that WASN"T made via an adult online site (the exception was via RSVP). So yes, I do believe these communities are the most suited for me to find any kind of short/medium or long term partner/s.
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Lol! You are not wrong! 😊. The JW’s were freaked out enough as it was! I now refer to those lovely ladies as the “carrot sisters” (quite an adventurous trio!). I often wonder what they are up to now (but I’m too scared to ask!). 🤭. Obi1 xx
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madotara69
6 years ago
We had a guy message us a while back to now, Tara took to him and extremely toey returned a message in high spirits and horny hints prompting the swift he get to our place the better !💦😎😍😎💦 💋💋💋 He happened to be able to head over right away...🤗 About an hour arrival. Tara had a shower, then wet naked to the bedroom, from the bedroom to the bathroom, from the bathroom too the kitchen and back to the bedroom and so the course was set as works in progress too the very last time left... in the kitchen as the door knocked...me getting the door... she made the dash and ran the gauntlet towards the bedroom. I’m opening the door and seeing him standing there we made eye contact and I noticed his eyes changed course and over my shoulder as while introducing myself... I turned to see that Tara had encountered a large cardboard packing box.. he had seen her as a flash then collision with Tara headfirst into the box.. her sexy arse and legs in lingerie kicking about lol...I’m ok muffled from within and I turned to the guy and said to him, “ oh that is my wife Tara, do come in” The timing of it was perfect fell into place, laughter, legs, arse and pussy in black silk, real-time kicking about of a box... we had an awesome time followed and flowed on from then. Mado Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
6 years ago
I came across Jay's profile. That was just over a year ago, and I've never been happier. I love this man to bits. Mia 😍
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RHP User
6 years ago
Obi perhaps the carrot sisters have moved on to bigger and better things... Like butternut squashes.
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RHP User
6 years ago
HouseofFun Good luck to you both. I feel like I recognise you both from previous profiles. I'll keep dancing on my own.
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AnnieWhichway
6 years ago
Apparently Obi has moved on and is entertaining the Turnip Twins. Bit more challenging for him.....
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
Annie... There is nothing quite like a purple arse is there! Lol!
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Obi1kenietzsche
6 years ago
This program proudly brought to you by Woolworths, the fresh food people. Obi1 xx
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RHP User
6 years ago
What Id give to have one of those pics left on the bar for you
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